It would suck to be...

Started by marwash225 pages

Anyone mention Beast yet? That would definitely suck.

Originally posted by marwash22
how can you hate his work when he has no work to speak of? Do you mean, you hate the work he copies? 😛.

😂

Originally posted by marwash22
Anyone mention Beast yet? That would definitely suck.

beast ain't so bad. plus, you'd have your pick of japanese women.

Originally posted by -Pr-
😂

beast ain't so bad. plus, you'd have your pick of japanese women.

why Japanese? i don't wanna be a rapist anyway.

Originally posted by marwash22
why Japanese? i don't wanna be a rapist anyway.

furries, dude.

Penance.

Imagine living the rest of your life in agony being constantly pierced by 672 thorns.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
wolverine doesnt have hypertrichosis 😐 he has hirsute hair which is actually common and not remotely the same as hypertrichosis..

what is wrong with being short how is that a problem?

Ah, OK, but he's still a hairy, short guy. Is it a problem? No. Would it suck? Yes.

I wouldn't want to be Mr Immortal either.

Who do I really think it would suck to be? Paste Pot Pete. Not only is he evil, he's not very good at it and when you have that amount of alliteration- whose gonna take you seriously?

Oh it would also suck to be Gambit, because he's a nancy boy.

Originally posted by willRules
Absolutely. I wouldn't want to trade the opportunty to see the other side for:

6 metal blades, a serious height problem, hypertrichosis, the inability to get drunk, a gruff attitude, yellow spandex and the potential to be poisoned by a substance in my bones that is literally indestructable.

Don't get me wrong, Jim Howlett is one of the best characters in all of comicdom but I certainly wouldn't want the vast majorty of his attributes, immortality included.

Well that only works on the assumption of another side existing. If he ever becomes tired of living, there are conceivable ways he could kill himself.

Dont see how those traits are real problems at all either.

Originally posted by -Pr-
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there are plenty of short, ripped guys that still don't get much action, bad boy or not. look at badabing.

I really dont think shorter than average men have a significant extra difficulty getting women. Logan isn't that short either

Originally posted by willRules
Ah, OK, but he's still a hairy, short guy. Is it a problem? No. Would it suck? Yes.

Oh it would also suck to be Gambit, because he's a nancy boy.

Dont really see why.

Gambit and logan are the most successfull among women in the x-men btw.

Originally posted by 753
Dont see how those traits are real problems at all either.

Better you than me.....

Originally posted by willRules

6 metal blades, a serious height problem, hypertrichosis, the inability to get drunk, a gruff attitude, yellow spandex and the potential to be poisoned by a substance in my bones that is literally indestructable.

Yellow spandex.....even in the heavy metal 90's period of comicdom!

Originally posted by 753
Gambit and logan are the most successfull among women in the x-men btw.

Yeah, but I hate Gambit.

Originally posted by willRules
Better you than me.....

Yellow spandex.....even in the heavy metal 90's period of comicdom!

Yeah, but I hate Gambit.

haha Im neither, but I dont see what is so bad about it either.

being gambit would rock.. i be gettin all the cheries..

anyways it would suck to be nightcrawler looking like a demon and being chased by angry town ppl.. but, i think someone already mention it.. sooo... it would suck to be holocaust since he has no real body and only an armor shell no sex and killing ppl..

it would also suck to be omega red constantly having to deal with radiation poisoning and having to siphon ppl's life energy to survive..

same with Cyber when adamantium body that ppl can see but same problem has to deal with radiation poisoning and dying slowly

Red fixed that problem 😉

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Red fixed that problem 😉
by dying.. 😉

also forgot to mention cyber has no ears and would hate to think what his sex life is like

Originally posted by 753
I really dont think shorter than average men have a significant extra difficulty getting women. Logan isn't that short either

i wasn't being serious.

i hate gambit too, though.

Originally posted by -Pr-
which to this day astounds me.

it due to his animalist side he gives off pheramones that attract women to an extent.

Originally posted by Battlehammer
it due to his animalist side he gives off pheramones that attract women to an extent.

so does Badabing.

Originally posted by Battlehammer
it due to his animalist side he gives off pheramones that attract women to an extent.
Originally posted by -Pr-
so does Badabing.
shocklaugh

Originally posted by Entity
The thing I never got about the Flash isn't his superspeed or perception of time but his stamina! I can accept with his speed power how fast he is but how does he have the energy to go so far? I mean like so I get that you are fast enough to go around the entire world or across the ocean in .0003 seconds but damn how can you keep going that far without stopping or passing out from exhaustion? 😕

Its an extra Dimensional plot device - which in scientific terms is comparable with the Star Wars "Force", i.e. juts a techno-babble way of saying "magic". But if you want to a more conceivable way of thinking about it; I just compare his body cells to plant cells, but instead of metabolizing sunlight, they metabolizes tachyons (Faster than light particles, with infinite energy, less than nothing mass, etc).

This would explain why, he can run, heal and move so quickly, but it doesn't really explain his reflexes. As the speed force is extra Dimensional, maybe his neurons move through non Euclidean space, so messages travel instantly through wormholes in Speed Force, space ?

Originally posted by dmills
Not trying to be facetious, but can you please explain this with logic? Right now I'm sitting on a bus going to Los Angeles from Arizona traveling 70 mph. As I look out of the window, the ground and plants along the 10 fwy are nearly just a blur because my brain can't process the images that my eye's are sending to it fast enough for me to see them clearly.

Because you're conscious perception can only process information so fast, If you're chemical neurons where replaced with a fiber optics capable or a super conductor, the ground would look like its moving very slowly.