Dark Kahn runs the Uber Gaunlet

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Dark Kahn runs the Uber Gaunlet

Dark Kahn is attempting to merge all the universes in videogame existence and inflicts everyone with RAGE!!!

Who can stop Dark Kahn from destroying all the videogame universes before all is lost?

Dark Link (Legend of Zelda)
Wesker (RE5)
Dark Samus (Metriod)
Gravemind (Halo)
Dullhan (Golden Sun)
Gill (Street Fighter)
The Lich King (Warcraft)
God Kratos (God of War)
Diablo (Diablo)
Xemnas (Kingdom Hearts)
Tabuu (SSBB)
God Kefka (FFVI)
Sheogorath/Jygglag (Oblivion)
Saragarus (Warcraft)
Nozdormu (Warcraft)
Acreus (Pokemon)
Ultimecia (FFVIII)
Chaos (Final Fantasy Dissidia)
Jedah Dohma (Darkstalkers)
Missingno (Pokemon) - Game crashes, all videogame data in all universes become corrupt and unreadable

-Everyone is affected by RAGE, no one except Missingno has immunity.

Re: Dark Kahn runs the Uber Gaunlet

I'm assuming Dark Kahn has the same abilities as Darkseid.

1. Dark Link goes down in one Omega Beam

2. Same as above except Wesker has speed but he really doesn't have anything that would harm him. It will end eventually.

3. Dark Samus has her own planet? So does Darkseid plus his Omega Effect has vaporized planets and can travel through time and other universes. Dark Samus may have corrupted people and had them defected to her side but Dark Kahn merged two universes and infected its inhabitants with RAGE!

4. Gravemind's body explodes from the outbreak of RAGE!

5. I don't know who Dullahan is.

6. Can Gill revive himself from being completely erased? I don't think so.

7. I really don't know much about the Lich King. I heard he becomes some kind of god but I don't know how powerful WoW gods are. I'll skip him.

8. God Kratos is pretty much equal to Ares plus has the magics of Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades. RAGE! would actually help him here as well. Though, I'm not sure if he would win against Dark Kahn. I guess this will be a close fight. If this was GoW3, he wins with Hope plus the Golden Fleece would block the Omega Effect (Wonderwoman's bracelets did and it's made out of Olympian Aegis).

9. I don't know much about Diablo

10. Xemnas is no threat. Win.

11. Tabuu couldn't even do things out of Subspace without assistance. He gets effaced.

12. Kefka is powerful but not exactly on the level of Darkseid.

13. I don't know who Sheogorath is.

14. Don't know who Saragarus is.

15. There's not much I know of Nozdormu except that it controls time and can erase people with grains of sand. I don't know how fast the sand travels and if there's a way to defeat this dragon. Skip.

16. Arceus is a god Pokemon and can stop time so I guess Dark Kahn loses here. Either way, he's not getting past Ultimecia since he just promotes anger.

The RAGE consumes everyone.

Except MissingNo, who causes the Game Versus section to implode on itself.

Re: Re: Dark Kahn runs the Uber Gaunlet

I had a funny mental image of a thread like this being made awhile back, but never got around to it for some reason. mmm Regardless, I_Cheat_U_LOSE wins the internet.

Such anger, such furiosity, such gay_rage!

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
16. Arceus is a god Pokemon and can stop time

Wha? I thought only Dialga could do that. 😬

Arceus /created/Dialga, and yeah, can do that too.

but uh... Yeah, should stop at Arceus, but Dark Link is misplaced. >| Should be farther ahead. Mostly irked by Sin mentioning Wesker's speed and ignoring DL's.

If Dark Samus is fighting Dark Khan on Phaaze then Dark Khan probably loses. Phaaze is a highly toxic planet to anything that isn't corrupted.

Xemnas is weird, his power is supposed to be over Nothing. So, no idea what he's actually capable of outside of what we saw in KH2. Based on that he probably loses.

Don't think he'd beat Arceus. Those are all I'll say. For now at least.

Missingno is Arceus? Interesting.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Arceus /created/Dialga, and yeah, can do that too.

but uh... Yeah, should stop at Arceus, but Dark Link is misplaced. >| Should be farther ahead. Mostly irked by Sin mentioning Wesker's speed and ignoring DL's.

I know how you feel. Wesker's speed isn't going to help him at all here. Someone, or half of someone who fights Flashes, Kryptonians and Lanterns will have problems with Wesker's speed.

Dark Samus is very difficult to fight. First off, she's radioactive. On a few occasions, this has affected spiritual/magical beings. Corruption is usually only possible with very small amounts of phazon unless Dark Samus actively tries to corrupt something. The most common side effect of contact with phazon is instant disintegration. Second thing is that she freaking indestructible. Unless Phaaze is destroyed, Dark Samus can't be killed.

She's shown some possession, intangibility, and ridiculous durability. Omega Beams erase things from existence, right? Dark Samus got caught in Dark Aether when it was erased from existence, and came out fine.

Also, just curious, but how was Darkseid affected by the Power Creep? Dark Kahn might have his power, but I wonder what that means with a weaker incarnation.

He might stop at anyone after Noz.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Arceus /created/Dialga, and yeah, can do that too.

When has Arceus been shown to stop time though?

Originally posted by The Scenario
Dark Samus is very difficult to fight. First off, she's radioactive. On a few occasions, this has affected spiritual/magical beings.

So has the Rage.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Second thing is that she freaking indestructible.

She hid inside an Aurora Unit after Samus fought her off in an attempt to stay safe. Does not spell indestructible to me.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Omega Beams erase things from existence, right? Dark Samus got caught in Dark Aether when it was erased from existence, and came out fine.

Darkseid can do more with the Omega Effect than just erase things from existence with Omega Beams. He can also use the Omega Sanction, which traps the target in a series of alternate realities, each worse than the last.

FML.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Second thing is that she freaking indestructible. Unless Phaaze is destroyed, Dark Samus can't be killed.

No-limits-fallacy estahuh

The gai in my sig would kick her ass

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Missingno is Arceus? Interesting.

MissingNo > Arceus

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mostly irked by Sin mentioning Wesker's speed and ignoring DL's.

Dark Link has no speed that Darkseid couldn't handle and is definitely not in Wesker's league.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Omega Beams erase things from existence, right? Dark Samus got caught in Dark Aether when it was erased from existence, and came out fine.

Dark Aether only collapsed from within. It wasn't wiped the same way that the Omega Effect would do. Dark Samus isn't surviving an Omega Beam.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
When has Arceus been shown to stop time though?

I got it from Bulbapedia.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Dark Link has no speed that Darkseid couldn't handle and is definitely not in Wesker's league.

The same could be said about Wesker, he has no speed that Darkseid couldn't handle. Wesker is slow compared to Darkseid 😬

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
The same could be said about Wesker, he has no speed that Darkseid couldn't handle. Wesker is slow compared to Darkseid 😬
This.

Also, 0.02 second backflip = fast. 😬

Paste, you can't peddle that figure. No way was the stab that fast.

I can, and I will. estahuh

Aye, bad Scream bad. *tut-tut