Dark Kahn runs the Uber Gaunlet

Started by ScreamPaste3 pages

No u.

Go ahead and claim Link can spin 585 before he can swing 90. Do eet. I will then remind you that what you suggest is impossible.

magic > physics.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
magic > physics.

585 > 90.

585 with magic propulsion aid (in speed) > normal strength 90.

Negatory. He spins without magic aid as well. You suggest 585 < 90, I suggest you reaquaint yourself with reality. 😛

The only magic is the energy wave.

When does he do that non magic spin in a cutscene? We have no idea if that spin is supposed to be in real time anyway.

God damn, you had better hope Nintendo doesn't shit around with various instances of vagueness for the next game. The plague of vague if you would have it.

Next game will bring moar feats, and I will sort and file them. 😎

you do that

OoTLinks speed isnt the same as TP's. And a thrust would be slower. And that thrust was slow. And I should get a parrot to say this... a red and blue one.. then ill get a pirate hat, and a ship. Then.... .__. *ahem*.

Stops at Noz.

^Conversely, to play Devil's Advocate, we don't know if TP Link's speed has essentially retconned OoT Link's to match it.

Truly, TP Link doesn't really have any feats of speed that should put him above OoT Link, except a fan keeping time of his of his spin time in a video. Which could just be an artistic difference as expected when comparing an older game to a newer one in the same series. And supposedly The Hero's Shade who teaches TP Link is OoT Link anyway sooo...basically my point is we don't know shit on either side. We don't know if OoT Link's stab is supposed to be moving at real time or TP Link's great spin is for that matter either.

Since we can't know, we can't use ANYTHING. 🙂

Originally posted by CosmicComet
^Conversely, to play Devil's Advocate, we don't know if TP Link's speed has essentially retconned OoT Link's to match it.

Truly, TP Link doesn't really have any feats of speed that should put him above OoT Link, except a fan keeping time of his of his spin time in a video. Which could just be an artistic difference as expected when comparing an older game to a newer one in the same series. And supposedly The Hero's Shade who teaches TP Link is OoT Link anyway sooo...basically my point is we don't know shit on either side. We don't know if OoT Link's stab is supposed to be moving at real time or TP Link's great spin is for that matter either.

Since we can't know, we can't use ANYTHING. 🙂

We do know, actually. 😐

Step one: Link can spin 585 in 0.1, yey foar cutscene.
Step two: Link can swing shorter distances in less time.
Step three: Cutscene > gameplay.
Tadah.

Maybe if he was slicing something that we know for sure would take .1 seconds to destroy before it hit him. Until then, nah.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Maybe if he was slicing something that we know for sure would take .1 seconds to destroy before it hit him. Until then, nah.
Oh great, more mindless deconstruction. By this logic 90% of cutscenes people use to time things are useless. 🙂

So, no. No mindless deconstruction. This isn't rocket science.

And I don't disagree. Unless its for pure point A to point B speed, most of these speed/reaction etc calculations need to be taken with a spoon or two of salt.

YAY! NOTHING IS VALID! EVAR!

Re: Dark Kahn runs the Uber Gaunlet

Originally posted by I_Cheat_U_LOSE
Dark Kahn is attempting to merge all the universes in videogame existence and inflicts everyone with RAGE!!!

Who can stop Dark Kahn from destroying all the videogame universes before all is lost?

Dark Link (Legend of Zelda)
Wesker (RE5)
Dark Samus (Metriod)
Gravemind (Halo)
Dullhan (Golden Sun)
Gill (Street Fighter)
The Lich King (Warcraft)
God Kratos (God of War)
Diablo (Diablo)
Xemnas (Kingdom Hearts)
Tabuu (SSBB)
God Kefka (FFVI)
Sheogorath/Jygglag (Oblivion)
Saragarus (Warcraft)
Nozdormu (Warcraft)
Acreus (Pokemon)
Ultimecia (FFVIII)
Chaos (Final Fantasy Dissidia)
Jedah Dohma (Darkstalkers)
Missingno (Pokemon) - Game crashes, all videogame data in all universes become corrupt and unreadable

-Everyone is affected by RAGE, no one except Missingno has immunity.

1. You could bring the entire LoZ universe and the result would be the same. Dark Khan would win.

2. Read above, only substitute LoZ for RE.

3. Read above.

4. Read above.

5. Dunno who Dullhan is.

6. Gill's immortality will not help him when his entire universe is destroyed.

7. The Scourge in its entirety does not pose a threat to anyone with "seid" in their names.

8. Normal Darkseid could destroy the GoWverse and its deities.

9. Diablo runs in terror from Dark Khan.

10. Xemnas is reverted to nothingness.

11. Have not finished Subspace Emissary yet.

12. Sheogorath/Jyggalag actually have at least a good shot at this, if it takes place in the Shivering Isles, Sheogorath definately wins.

13. Sargarus loses.

14. New Gods exist outside of time, if I recall right. Dark Khan is out of Nozdormu's jurisdiction. Noz is driven mad by Rage and destroyed.

15. Arceus might win, the real question is whether or not creating a universe is equal or above merging two and destroying them?

16. Dark Khan prolly beats Ultimecia.

17. Chaos could solo this entire list and Dark Khan.

18. Jedah loses.

19. Forget what I said about Chaos. Nothing can beat Missingno.

Woo. I forgot about this thread.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime

So has the Rage.

Good for it. Pretty sure Dark Samus doesn't have much in the way of emotions, if that means anything.


She hid inside an Aurora Unit after Samus fought her off in an attempt to stay safe. Does not spell indestructible to me.

How do we know it was an attempt to stay safe? Could have been just to control Phaaze more completely or gain more power.

Regardless of that, Samus was using weaponized phazon, Dark Samus' only weakness. The only non-phazon thing to ever injure her even slightly was a plane of existence being wiped out.


Darkseid can do more with the Omega Effect than just erase things from existence with Omega Beams. He can also use the Omega Sanction, which traps the target in a series of alternate realities, each worse than the last.

Dark Samus can move between dimensions.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Dark Aether only collapsed from within. It wasn't wiped the same way that the Omega Effect would do. Dark Samus isn't surviving an Omega Beam.

An entire plane of existence imploded while Dark Samus was standing in it after the energy sustaning was moved to another plane of existence. She reformed not a minute later. How would an Omega Effect do it? So far, I haven't seen much in the way of plane shattering.

BTW, no one answered my question. How different is the game Darksied from the real one? I'm guessing less powerful as those kinds of things go.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Good for it. Pretty sure Dark Samus doesn't have much in the way of emotions, if that means anything.

Dark Khan uses mind control powers in the form of the Rage. If he merges the Metroid universe with some other universe(s), Dark Samus will have no choice but to succumb to the Rage.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Dark Samus can move between dimensions.

Doesn't mean it'll be able to move between alternate realities that the Omega Sanction sends it to.

Originally posted by The Scenario
BTW, no one answered my question. How different is the game Darksied from the real one? I'm guessing less powerful as those kinds of things go.

I don't really know. Even if game Darkseid is weaker than the real one though, it shouldn't matter when it comes to Dark Khan.

Would Dark Samus have the proper physiology to succumb to emotions?

She kills Pirates whom she has corrupted when she gets pissed according to the Prime 3 logs.