Harry Potter Magic versus the Force (Army thread).....

Started by Rogue Jedi73 pages

Originally posted by dadudemon
Or using a levitation spell and just spinning it around really fast.
Mhm, add a shot of Felix and BOOM.

Does that have exact cyclical rotation numbering control screen feats?

A time turner goes back in time a certain amount of time for every rotation. Not that hard to figure out how many turns are needed.

Pick up said turner, count 'em off.....1...2..3...4...5.....Or hover it and speed turn it.

Go back in time, kill the force users before they are born, or as they are children.

They were born on different planets doofus and the fight takes place on Earth. Unless wizards can apparate across the stars good luck with that plan.

I was kidding, dude.....Geez.

Your arguments are so bad its hard to tell sometimes.

They could, however, use a time turner to go back in time if they start losing.

Not really. Harry Potter time travel is utilised in 'stable time loops', which means that any travel always happens and is always factored in to the timeline. So basically they'd either have always have won the fight with help from their future selves, in which case they'd never have a reason to go back unless they talk with their future time selves (which is expressly forbidden and dangerous) or they'd just lose the fight.

Plus they have no time-turners as per the OP.

The OP says nothing of them NOT having time turners.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand......Confundus, Immobulus, Death spell. Do I need to elaborate?

The OP also says nothing about them NOT being fire, so I'll just assume they are then, right? Yay Fallacies!

The only thing that occurred to me to list that the wizards didn't have is Felix Felicis. I didn't bother listing time turners because it never occurred to me until recently what a weapon they were.

Let's just exclude them, ****in time travel mucks it all up.

SW doth winneth, dost thou know, ye...?.

30 minutes prep. Each side has knowledge of each other. Hmmmmmm...........

Battle starts. Hermione Granger is thousands of feet away, tucked safely in a building, tucked under Harry's invisibility cloak. She is being protected by the OOTP members. Flitwick is there, and he has a "Protego horriblis" shield charm protecting them all. Hermione whispers "Confundus."

The Jedi lose focus, suddenly wonder what they're doing there. High above the Jedi, Dumbledore swoops down and casts Immobulus on them.

At that point, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Voldemort administers Fiendfyre, Death Eaters mop up with Avada Kedavra.

They feel her prescence, she is sliced in half with a lightsabre.

Palpatine and the other Sith level Hogwarts with Force crushing the roof and foundations, ripping it down on the wizards, crushing them into a raspberry jam like texture.

"Now THATS magic"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They feel her prescence, she is sliced in half with a lightsabre.

Palpatine and the other Sith level Hogwarts with Force crushing the roof and foundations, ripping it down on the wizards, crushing them into a raspberry jam like texture.

"Now THATS magic"

The Jedi aren't getting past a Protego horriblis, or whatever that spell is called that repelled half apparating death eaters. No way in hell.

She utters confundus right way, while thousands of feet away from the Jedi. How they gonna cover thousands of feet, then get past the shield, all in 1/4 of a second?

They can't.

They die.

They can, will and do.
They forsee her attempting it, and kill her.
Thats the bit you dont seem to understand.

Ahahahahahahhaa Jedi can't time travel, foo'!!!!

Forseeing it and killing her as she attempts it FTW

Yeah? How they gonna get to her? Before the battle, she'll most likely be at the castle. The Jedi are muggles, they'll never find the castle, much less get past the shield charm. And during the 30 minutes prep, there's no fighting going on, just prep. When the battle starts, the shield goes up, she's protected, and the Jedi forget what color their lightsabers are.

They'll know where shes gonna be, so they could place charges under the ground of where thats gonna be.

But the castle will be a smoldering ruin....

LOL The Jedi are most definitely not just Muggles.
They dont need a silly book or stick either.

But as they have all been crushed, the only thing they'll need is lots of buckets for their remains to be scooped into.