Harry Potter Magic versus the Force (Army thread).....

Boys, boys, boys. Don't make a me have to spank you all. The Harry Potter twits would be crushed in two seconds when Mace Windu and Darth Sidiou come down on them. Now I hate to see them together, but they would crush the lil Hermione on her hinnie and poor "Twatter" would be chopped up by Qui Gon Jinn and Dath Maul. Duh! Silly boys.

Originally posted by PreciousMrsOgre
Boys, boys, boys. Don't make a me have to spank you all. The Harry Potter twits would be crushed in two seconds when Mace Windu and Darth Sidiou come down on them. Now I hate to see them together, but they would crush the lil Hermione on her hinnie and poor "Twatter" would be chopped up by Qui Gon Jinn and Dath Maul. Duh! Silly boys.

The wizards have 30 minutes prep, just like the Jedi. This is no holds barred, babe. The Jedi are gonna have to contend with half apparating wizards, apparating wizards, fiendfyre, spells coming from all directions, etc; Not to mention the shit that Hermione is gonna do to them.

She'll be thousands of feet away, surrounded by the OOTP members, and on top of that, a protego shield protecting them. (Protego kept death eaters from entering Hogwarts, doofus.)

SO.....How are the Jedi gonna do the following in 1/4 of a second: Realize her location, cover the thousands of feet to where she is, bypass the shield, take out the OOTP members, then kill her before she whispers "Confundus?"

The Jedi have NO defense against Confundus, nor do they have a defense for Immobulus. They'll be mannequins, and the wizarda can take their time death spelling them.

*waits for an actual response*

They won't be able to execute confudus, as the castle imploding all around them crushing literally to death them would be too much.

That was why the wizards are now roasting on spits in hell. 🙂

Oh, I get it, we're playing repeater.

K.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah? Just like that, eh? "Crushed in two seconds?" crylaugh

The wizards have 30 minutes prep, just like the Jedi. This is no holds barred, babe. The Jedi are gonna have to contend with half apparating wizards, apparating wizards, fiendfyre, spells coming from all directions, etc; Not to mention the shit that Hermione is gonna do to them.

She'll be thousands of feet away, surrounded by the OOTP members, and on top of that, a protego shield protecting them. (Protego kept death eaters from entering Hogwarts, doofus.)

SO.....How are the Jedi gonna do the following in 1/4 of a second: Realize her location, cover the thousands of feet to where she is, bypass the shield, take out the OOTP members, then kill her before she whispers "Confundus?"

The Jedi have NO defense against Confundus, nor do they have a defense for Immobulus. They'll be mannequins, and the wizarda can take their time death spelling them.

*waits for an actual response*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dodge. Here, I'll repost:

Yeah? How they gonna get to her? Before the battle, she'll most likely be at the castle. The Jedi are muggles, they'll never find the castle, much less get past the shield charm. And during the 30 minutes prep, there's no fighting going on, just prep. When the battle starts, the shield goes up, she's protected, and the Jedi forget what color their lightsabers are.

the castle?They aint finding it, dude.

How many times can you say meow in your reply?

Youre repeating your "Wahhhhhhhh!!!!! If I can't win, I'll throw away the last of my e-dignity trying to gimp the whole match by preventing the Force users finding the army waaaaaaaah" thing.

Thats whats being repeated.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah? Just like that, eh? "Crushed in two seconds?"

The wizards have 30 minutes prep, just like the Jedi. This is no holds barred, babe. The Jedi are gonna have to contend with half apparating wizards, apparating wizards, fiendfyre, spells coming from all directions, etc; Not to mention the shit that Hermione is gonna do to them.

She'll be thousands of feet away, surrounded by the OOTP members, and on top of that, a protego shield protecting them. (Protego kept death eaters from entering Hogwarts, doofus.)

SO.....How are the Jedi gonna do the following in 1/4 of a second: Realize her location, cover the thousands of feet to where she is, bypass the shield, take out the OOTP members, then kill her before she whispers "Confundus?"

The Jedi have NO defense against Confundus, nor do they have a defense for Immobulus. They'll be mannequins, and the wizards can take their time death spelling them.

*waits for an actual response*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dodge. Here, I'll repost:

Yeah? How they gonna get to her? Before the battle, she'll most likely be at the castle. The Jedi are muggles, they'll never find the castle, much less get past the shield charm. And during the 30 minutes prep, there's no fighting going on, just prep. When the battle starts, the shield goes up, she's protected, and the Jedi forget what color their lightsabers are.

the castle?They aint finding it, dude.

Waiting.....

Come on, dude. If we include the anti-wizard spells and whatnot that protect Hogwarts from outsiders, there can't really be a fight. Which is why I had to do it that way in the VD thread.

It's little different than me making the same basic thread here, but saying it takes place on Tatooine, with the stipulation that the wizards have to get there from Earth or else they forfeit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Come on, dude. If we include the anti-wizard spells and whatnot that protect Hogwarts from outsiders, there can't really be a fight. Which is why I had to do it that way in the VD thread.

It's little different than me making the same basic thread here, but saying it takes place on Tatooine, with the stipulation that the wizards have to get there from Earth or else they forfeit.

Hey, Dumbass said the Jedi would go to Hogwarts and kill Hermione before the battle even takes place. I was simply returning the favor.

The shield charm is a wizard power, dude. If it holds the Jedi at bay, the wizards win.

But it wont keep em at bay:

The spell is in a universe which is made of subatomic particles that are everything.

The force user has access to that.

SO the will of the living force overides any spells, charms, PWNing all wizardry.... So the wizards only win the "1st side to get killed in combat"

Besides you cheated: Non time travelling Hermione was active before the battle, according to you, making opposing moves before the battle valid.

Im convinced you do so from a butthurt POV over the timecop thing.
But they were legit due to their time travel expertise..

Ergo: You're the Dumbass.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But it wont keep em at bay:

The spell is in a universe which is made of subatomic particles that are everything.

The force user has access to that.

Wait, they never did that.

SO the will of the living force overides any spells, charms, PWNing all wizardry.... So the wizards only win the "1st side to get killed in combat"

Besides you cheated: Non time travelling Hermione was active before the battle, according to you, making opposing moves before the battle valid.

Im convinced you do so from a butthurt POV over the timecop thing.
But they were legit due to their time travel expertise..

Yes you raped alright, it, but not in the way YOU meant.

Well? If the force is so uber powerful, and can strip away a protego shield, or enable a Jedi to get around it, why did Obi Wan and Qui Gon RUN from the shielded droidekas? Why didn't they just lower the shields via the force? Or use force speed and strike the droidekas down?

'Cause the droidekas werent using shitty HP magic.

Duh.

Doesn't matter. If the force can do all you say it can, then the Jedi would have been able to get around the shields.

Nope. You dont understand, like I said.

And its not what I say it can, its onscreen feats.

So they ran from the droidekas for the lulz? K.

Rather than fight on that occasion, they took flight and headed down to the surface to warn the inhabitants of Naboo that the invasion was coming.

Theres loads of instances where Jedi are shown fighting Driodekas and winning in AOTC and the Clone Wars movie they released at the cinema.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Rather than fight on that occasion, they took flight and headed down to the surface to warn the inhabitants of Naboo that the invasion was coming.

Theres loads of instances where Jedi are shown fighting Driodekas and winning in AOTC and the Clone Wars movie they released at the cinema.

crylaugh Oh MAN you're so full of shit crylaugh

Anakin and Obi Wan, they GAVE UP to droidekas in ROTS!!!!!! When they were trapped in that magnetic field, why didn't they use the force to lower it? "R2'll be along any moment and he can help us."

Cuz they couldn't.

You got anything else?

It was the force sheilds that we the problem.

Anyway: You are strawmanning.

You are choosing to to debate the Jedi (Each with varying degrees of individual ability-something you ignore) user's actions, when its the power of the force that you should be addressing.
There are gonna be tonnes of instances in HP where "Well if magics that powerful then why didn't...." kinda situations.

Anything else? lol Throw me more insane statements and I'll correct them. Same as ever..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It was the force sheilds that we the problem.

Anyway: You are strawmanning.

You are choosing to to debate the Jedi users actions, when its the power fo the force that you should be addressing.

Anything else? lol Throw me more insane statements and I'll correct them. Same as ever..

Well? Why'd they SURRENDER to the droidekas?