Superman vs Cenobites

Clark Kent solves the Lament Configuration one day in the toolshed of his parents old house. The Cenobites appear. No one is around but Clark. Who wins?*

*This is composite live action Superman

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Clark Kent solves the Lament Configuration one day in the toolshed of his parents old house. The Cenobites appear. No one is around but Clark. Who wins?*

*This is composite live action Superman

The guy who took a bullet to the eye, lifted a small continent, pushed apart a couple of tectonic plates and fly around the Earth so fast it turned back time. Him.

Originally posted by Robtard
The guy who took a bullet to the eye, lifted a small continent, pushed apart a couple of tectonic plates and fly around the Earth so fast it turned back time. Him.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
How does he hurt them? I mean, besides resolving the puzzle at Mach 5.

How do they hurt him?

By shooting green kryptonite outta their asses.

Ass Kryptonite? Gross...yet extremely effective.

does the magic paranormal attacks work on the movie supes like it should to the comics supes?

if its movie clark, i dont know.

they wont beat comic clark, though.

Superman was vulnerable to magic in all his TV shows....
He never took on a magical opponent in the films.
We will never know!

Originally posted by the ninjak
Superman was vulnerable to magic in all his TV shows....
He never took on a magical opponent in the films.
We will never know!

magic and demonic magic are different, though.

ppfff... i give it to the cenobites their reality warping should hurt even supes... pretty sure their attacks are based on their victims fear or whatever obsession or idea they have of themselves but some how warped...

How in the hell are chain hook going to hurt Superman?

How can Superman hurt an angel/demon?

I call stalemate.

Originally posted by -Pr-
magic and demonic magic are different, though.

The Cenobites and their power stems from the pocket dimension that they were created in....which bordered theosophism.

A fresh reality created by the souls resting inside of it.

I agree on the Cenobites not being magic idea. But they're not demons.

Supes pounds them.

Originally posted by KingD19
Ass Kryptonite? Gross...yet extremely effective.

Superman could do all combinations of that box through to the "Send em back to hell" in like 3 mins probably.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Superman could do all combinations of that box through to the "Send em back to hell" in like 3 mins probably.

That would include taking a 2 minute coffee break.

Heh, Indeed.

Considering this thread would include Reeve's Superman, it'd take less, as that guy had the power to have any power he needed specific to any given obstacle/situation.

So "solve the puzzle-box vision" FTW.

The Hellraiser movies were lame.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Hellraiser movies were lame.

Pinhead would rape Potter and all of Hogwarts.