TIE Fighters vs HP Magic Nazi's

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

You're missing the point. You can't take the Blues bros and give them TIEs. They have zero screen feats that show they can pilot a TIE. Can YuLaw fly the X jet? No. I rest my case.

No, guy, this has been done before for the sake of entertainment. If it makes you feel better, pretend there are two Tie-pilots instead of Jake and Elwood. Wizards still lose.

what the ****? haermm

i didnt even read the op. the blues brothers?! 😆 crylaugh

Excellent.

Even with Jake dead and replaced with John Goodman and that annoying bastard kid, the wizards go home with their arseholes stretched to twice their sizes.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, guy, this has been done before for the sake of entertainment. If it makes you feel better, pretend there are two Tie-pilots instead of Jake and Elwood. Wizards still lose.
OK then. Guess I'll start a thread with Robert Neville flying the Falcon against the captain from the Titanic flying the mothership from ID4.

The Blues Brothers are on A MISSION FROM GOD....they can't be stopped and can't fail until their mission is completed!

They probably received their mission and the Tie Fighters because God wants those heathen pagans dead for promoting witchcraft to the masses.

Even if some of these wizards and fairies are fast enough to catch up or spells can be cast harm the ships. It wont work because the Blues Bros are blessed with immortality and insane precognitive insight. Much like the Force but COOLER!

Who cares if they don't have TIE Fighter training they wing it!
And those machines probably have awesome sound systems to pump out their tunes. And the louder their tunes the more ass they kick. Sex Machine would be a perfect song played while the wizards get blown to bits.

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Yeah, that's really cute and all......

But.....

They have zero screen feats that show they can fly TIE's. They can drive the hell outta a beat up oldsmobile, but they have absloutely zero piloting skills.

Coupla more things.....TIE's are LOUD...no way no how are the Death Eaters ambushed, they'll hear the TIE's a mile away.

TIE's top speed is around 800 km/h, or about 500 mph. The cars in Speed Racer go faster than that ✅

And as I said before....apparate inside cockpit, death spell. And yes, there is space for two:

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/books/sw2ij/tiex1cp2.jpg

If they're flying them at the beginning of the OP then they can fly em!
And magic won't work on em.....they're on a mission from God.

Yeah, that's funny......OP trumps forum rules and common sense I guess.

They WERE on a mission from God. Here, they're a coupla losers being death spelled quicker than shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, that's funny......OP trumps forum rules and common sense I guess.

They WERE on a mission from God. Here, they're a coupla losers being death spelled quicker than shit.

Sorry bro anybody else in those TIE Fighters and I would agree.
But the Blues Bros shouldn't be allowed in versus threads because as the film PROVED when the Blues Bros are on a mission NOTHING can stop them from accomplishing their goal.

Once they kill the last wizard they probably crash the fighters into the ocean and swim to shore and do a little dance number.

Sorry, is there an orphanage they are trying to save in this thread? Is it stated in the OP that they are on a mission from God?

No.

Not on a mission from god here.

And they will crash before they even get to Hogwarts.

Nah God hates Pagan witches we've already chatted about this.

This is a mission fo sure!

Their mission ended when they went to prison, babe. They accomplished their mission and that was that.

If this is a mission, it's a suicide mission.

when im in command... every mission is a suicide mission! 😖hifty:

Ah, I see, no counter for this:

Yeah, that's really cute and all......

But.....

They have zero screen feats that show they can fly TIE's. They can drive the hell outta a beat up oldsmobile, but they have absloutely zero piloting skills.

Coupla more things.....TIE's are LOUD...no way no how are the Death Eaters ambushed, they'll hear the TIE's a mile away.

TIE's top speed is around 800 km/h, or about 500 mph. The cars in Speed Racer go faster than that.

And as I said before....apparate inside cockpit, death spell. And yes, there is space for two:

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/bo...ij/tiex1cp2.jpg

So it's all kidding now. I gotcha 🙄

are you talking to me? 😐

im not ninjak. 😐

though that would explain why you were calling him babe. 😐

I call everyone babe, babe.

kinkeh!

so you werent talking to me right?

Both of you.

i dont have a stance on this so... it doesnt matter to me shrug

im pretty sure the blues brothers dont know how to fly tie fighters 😐