TIE Fighters vs HP Magic Nazi's

Pretty sure? haermm

god gives people strange powers when he gives them missions shrug

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
god gives people strange powers when he gives them missions shrug

He works in mysterious ways. And Jedi, God can give more than one mission to the Bros.

What do you think is more important.

1. Saving an Orphanage.
2. Killing all the Pagan Witch scumbags in the U.K.

I'm going with 2 so God gets his angels to unearth some old TIE Fighters from wherever they came from. Consults with a bunch of dead blue glowing Jedi on repairing the ships. But rebuilds them to fly via telepathy!
God then guides the TIE Fighter to Earth and lands it outside the Blues Bros apartment and gives them their mission.

"I'm Am God use this SpaceShip to kill all the Pagan Heathen Pussbags who are now celebrating at Stonehenge as I speak......and kill them."

The Blues Bros would do this for sure! And with God's protection the wizards magic won't work.

Coupla more things.....TIE's are LOUD...no way no how are the Death Eaters ambushed, they'll hear the TIE's a mile away.

Actually, I'm pretty sure TIE's are only that loud becuase they're artificially given sound so that other pilots can hear them. Thats why there are explosions and other sounds in space in SW. I don't know how loud they are normally btw.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
god gives people strange powers when he gives them missions shrug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They aren't on a mission here 🙄

Do you really think they would be doing this.......with TIE Fighters if they weren't!

🙄 🙄 🙄

mhm.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They aren't on a mission here 🙄

blues brothers are always on a mission from god. its what they do!

Nah.

have you seen the movie? mmm

Yup. They were on one mission, they succeeded, end of story.

exactly!

that mission, was from god. ! ! !

Mhm, and it's over.

whats over? o.o

The mission from God.

Magic always wins because it's based in the realm of bullshit.

With great Bullshit comes great responsibility.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Actually, I'm pretty sure TIE's are only that loud becuase they're artificially given sound so that other pilots can hear them. Thats why there are explosions and other sounds in space in SW. I don't know how loud they are normally btw.

pwned, at 3:05:

YouTube video

TIE's in sub orbit, chasing the Falcon, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAMING!!!! 😱

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
pwned, at 3:05:

YouTube video

TIE's in sub orbit, chasing the Falcon, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEAMING!!!! 😱

My favorite part is looking at beat down Luke: he got pwned. ✅

Shaddap.