Team Asgard vs. The Hulk

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Team Asgard vs. The Hulk

Balder
Sif
Heimdall
Tyr
Valkyrie w/Aragorn
Fandral
Hogun
Volstagg

vs.

Hulk

Fight takes place in Classic Asgard setting.

1st Scenario: Grey Hulk
2nd Scenario: Professor Hulk
3rd Scenario: Savage Hulk
4th Scenario: WWH
5th Scenario: Bruce Banner w/ Banner Tech

Remember the time Valkyrie beat Savage Hulk?

The Hulk doesn't know how to handle a real woman like Hercules does.

They clear this pretty easily. Sif can battle field remove their opponents at her leisure.

they completely rape hulk..stretcher

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
they completely rape hulk..stretcher
You really think so?

umm.. yeah.. the only reason hulk has ever survived and hasnt bn killed from the avengers, thor, and even wolverine is b/c when they had the chance they stop themselves for various reasons..

morality
compassion

and even relating to hulk on a personal lvl..

these asgardians are warriors they dont know hulk personally they would kill him as easily as if he was another troll or storm giant.

what is hulk going to do thunder clap them? these guys fight storm giants with strong winds and sorcery and various other attacks like ground swells on a regular basis.. even lady sif fought an ancient dragon solo...

they would overwhelm hulk with stabs slashes and eventual beheading along with his hands and what not.. they have like average 30 ton strength some 50 others 75 maybe one of them is a 100 tonner..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
umm.. yeah.. the only reason hulk has ever survived and hasnt bn killed from the avengers, thor, and even wolverine is b/c when they had the chance they stop themselves for various reasons..

morality
compassion

and even relating to hulk on a personal lvl..

these asgardians are warriors they dont know hulk personally they would kill him as easily as if he was another troll or storm giant.

what is hulk going to do thunder clap them? these guys fight storm giants with strong winds and sorcery and various other attacks like ground swells on a regular basis.. even lady sif fought an ancient dragon solo...

they would overwhelm hulk with stabs slashes and eventual beheading along with his hands and what not.. they have like average 30 ton strength some 50 others 75 maybe one of them is a 100 tonner..

WW Hulk would wreck this team. I mean utterly demolish them. He's fought against superior threats and came out on top.

he fought jobbers heroes and was protected by writer armor something he wont get here..

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
he fought jobbers heroes and was protected by writer armor something he wont get here..
false. Thor has never really beaten the Hulk and some of the fights have lasted for hours while Thor slipped into a berserker rage once and still didn't defeat the Hulk. You really think this team can do anything but makek the Hulk stronger?

Saying a writer protects him is another excuse of ignoring something you don't like.

Originally posted by quanchi112
false. Thor has never really beaten the Hulk and some of the fights have lasted for hours while Thor slipped into a berserker rage once and still didn't defeat the Hulk. You really think this team can do anything but makek the Hulk stronger?

Saying a writer protects him is another excuse of ignoring something you don't like.

lulz wut?

quanchi.. noooo.... u were doing so well..facepalm2

And LOL at denying writer armor. Pak, Starlin, and Bendis would all be very proud.

the big advantage the asgardians have over the Hulks is their quickness coupled with their asgardian metal. (possibly uru)
or take Balder's sword for example, the legendary Sword of Frey. what i'm trying to say is, it can and will cut through the Hulk's flesh. in a real fight, they will spill green blood all day long.

Asgardians put down big green uglies on a regular basis. Hulk has lost before the fight starts 😛

Puny Banner stomps them utterly ofc

Come on, i know you hate the hulk because he beat Sentry and Thor proving he's the top dog at Marvel, but this is stupid even for KMC.

It happened...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0yk_Na0ZJM

Hulk raped Thor and all asgardians. He would have destroyed Odin if awake.

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
He would have destroyed Odin if awake.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Team Asgard wins the first one very easily.
Team Asgard wins the second one less easily.
Team Asgard wins a majority of the third one but has to work for it.
WWH wins the majority of round 4.
Not sure about Banner.

NB, the Thing can hold out against Savage for a while, so this team should take him down. Remember these are the full powered versions, not the weak fodder versions from Siege.

what is sad is the asgardians went from fighting warlock and thanos with their motley crew to fighting taskmaster/Mr X and being taken out by human equipment like steel not adamantium but straight out steel and kicks..

not these guys but still we cam all see how horrible the asgardians were portrayed in siege..

anyways like ares said the heroes are nothing more then sentimental brawlers .. a bunch of kids if you will..

From what I know the only one that has a chance is WWH.The rest get turned into green putty.Don't know about banner with banner tech though.

Originally posted by FearOfBlood
Come on, i know you hate the hulk because he beat Sentry and Thor proving he's the top dog at Marvel, but this is stupid even for KMC.

It happened...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0yk_Na0ZJM

Hulk raped Thor and all asgardians. He would have destroyed Odin if awake.

LOL

I was thinking about the effect of balders light on hulk.
sentry could make him calm maybe balder can do the same