The Eight Dumbest Characters in Marvel

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The Eight Dumbest Characters in Marvel

We've seen a lot of the eight smartest guys and so on. But who would you rate as the eight dumbest?

a) Not including people who lost intelligence through brain damage, retardation/mutation etc like Hulk and Drax. Just the naturally stupid?

b) Everyone for consideration? Including Drax, Hulk etc.

Rhino must be a contender.

1) ?
2) ?
3) Rhino?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?

Stilt Man.

I would say hulk but he has done some pretty clever things I guess 😬 He's still pretty dumb though

Rhino is 1 through 7 while Sally Floyd takes number 8.

They'd all be women.

Originally posted by batdude123
They'd all be women.

Oh you and your misogyny. 💃

Sandman has to be up there.

Flash Thompson?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Oh you and your misogyny. 💃

Which despite the dancing banana, isn't funny.

Rhino, Gargan, Sandman. The rest don't matter.

It's hilarious.

Also Orca and Wundarr were pretty dumb for the (b) category.

For the (a) category I wonder if Juggernaut is a candidate?

Match

Absorbing Man is kinda stupid.

Tiger Shark.
All of the Wrecking crew.

Originally posted by roughrider
Tiger Shark.
All of the Wrecking crew.

Not all of the Crew. Thunderball was an actual physicist.

Grundy... he was stupid beforehand, correct?

Rounding out the top 10 of stupid characters would have to every single one of Superman's rogues gallery. They're all dumb 'cause they've all had ample opportunity to kill the guy on multiple occasions but always do something stupid. I realize most of it is writing, but still; making grandiose speeches is pretty dumb.

This is Marvel, though.

btw, i thought the women comment was kinda funny. Not true, but funny.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
This is Marvel, though.
damn, and it's right in the title too... *is dumb*