The Eight Dumbest Characters in Marvel

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Originally posted by Wild Shadow
1) ares
2) Abomination
3) Rhino
4) Hercules
5) Absorbing Man
6) Venom(Gargan)
7) The Champion
8) Vermin

no particular order

Ares?

he has done some pretty stupid things and his behavior is retarded... especially for a war god.

^ It should be noted mythological Ares wasn't too bright either. He was basically the Olympian Pantheon's dumb jock.

So much so that Hephaestus pulled a Revenge of the Nerds type moment on him when said forge god caught Ares with his wife Aphrodite.

All things considered DC Ares is a bit too smart for a War God and Marvel Ares being a bit dense is understandable. 😛

Originally posted by Omega Vision
^ It should be noted mythological Ares wasn't too bright either. He was basically the Olympian Pantheon's dumb jock.

So much so that Hephaestus pulled a Revenge of the Nerds type moment on him when said forge god caught Ares with his wife Aphrodite.

All things considered DC Ares is a bit too smart for a War God and Marvel Ares being a bit dense is understandable. 😛

DC's is basically implied to have grown up over time as war modernized, or at least that's the impression I get.

Marvel's is more true to the myths.

Originally posted by Q99
DC's is basically implied to have grown up over time as war modernized, or at least that's the impression I get.

Marvel's is more true to the myths.

But Ares understands all modern weapondry & will use it. He can relate to modern soldiers.
It's Hercules & Thor, in their respective pantheons, that have the reputation of being brawny over brainy (look at how Loki has mocked Thor over millenia for his 'few brains'😉, and just using their 'hammers' to smash their way of of trouble.
(With Thor, that's literal; with Hercules, that means seducing the female in charge. 😛 )

deadpool is a f*cking idiot. case in point: taking cable to intercourse penn. in order to score.

Deapool is actually an ever unexpected tactical genius.

d-man