Letum Lettow
Senior Member
I don't doubt their power, I doubt there uncontestability. For example, it is canon fact that Palpatine once went to Korriban and "DEMANDED" that the Sith Lords teach him a secret of immortality, they smacked him down and would have likely destroyed him utterly had his body guard driven them off long enough to get the **** out of there. Big dude, beserker even, even held palps soul for a while. Well anyways, Palpatine spent some time recovering from this ordeal and never against made such impudent demands from the Dark Lords.
And no, it doesn't contrast. At all. You just don't understand things that aren't pure cocksucking to some of the stupidest parts of Canon.
The part I was referring to about Sidious being the most powerful in his order was on memory that the comment was made by an in-verse narrator. oops. Still doesn't change the fact that it is litterally impossible to hold all the Collective knowledge of the Sith, and it is definitely impossible for him to have the same of the Jedi.
And on this part, you can kiss my ass. I don't care what some fapping-mad fanboy who had a hardon crush for Sidious like Traviss had for the Mandos, but it simply isn't possible for him to have all the knowledge.
Again, I'm not doubting the dudes and goddamn walking library with a lot of knowledge. He is incredibly brilliant and well-educated, quite likely the most thoroughly(Given available resources) educated of all the post Sith Empire Dark Lords.
And again, with his own pure power, Palpatine is no doubt a ****ing Beast. However, this doesn't change the fact that, like Yoda, it is likely he would have benefited from being born during the Old Sith Wars.
Now as far as Yoda is concerned and the Golden Age of the Jedi, that shit is just ridiculous. Unless, you want to claim all Jedi before them were mouthdrooling, illiterate, severely Autistic mentally handicapped "Special" kids with minor powers at best. Quite frankly, the PT-Era Jedi were as rotten as the Republic and it was mostly due to the Ruusan Reformation. Yoda is the ultimate example of soemone who could have been so much more. He should have been a Nigh-Living God that was unfoolable and could at the very least, detect a Sith Lords thoughts WHILE RIGHT BE ****ING SIDE THEM!!!
Qui-Gon had apoint about focusing on the here and now but since the Jedi were too corrupt and stuck in there ways....
They got ****ed. Period. Lucas can crap on and on about how Yoda's Jedi were the best but Goddamn they pulled some retarded shit. For example, Anakin wasn't exactly very subtle or very good about being secret about his relationship with Padme, but did Yoda pick up on it? Nope. Nobody did until it was far too ****ing late. Palpatine's shit has the excuse of being a Super-Sith but Anakin?
That boy didn't know subtlety when the word was spelt out for him.
But even worse, his method of "helping" anakin? It was basically the equivalent of " STOP BEING A PU/SSY AND MAN-UP ALREADY"
Thanks Yoda, you're so awesomely powerful yet incredibly retarded.
Any guesses on likely punishment? Exile from the order for one, two Kenobi might go with him if he is decent enough. But really, he never had a problem with the council's way of doing things and was too much of a tool to challenge them.
Golden Age?
More Like Gilded Age. For the Republic and the Jedi. that's the cold hard truth. Unless of course, that paticular Galaxy was full of dribbling retards pre-PT trilogy.
Also, I have Jar Jar porn.