pirate party :)

Started by Bwa Ha Ha16 pages

Every son and daughter's-

SAFE!

? 😛

-from You-Know-Who, all because of you!

You were small, but I wonder if you can recall....

Long story short, this guy: Voldemort, was super cruel!

Voldemort?

*gasp* SHHH!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🙂

He tried to kill you and your parents, and this is where it gets intensely cool! 😱

Even though you were a tiny little boy

You should've died, but you survived and then destroyed... *kick*

This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell...

YOU'RE HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!

We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz....

You're a whole lot hotter!

With that lightning scar, you're a superstar...

...to us all!

If we're in trouble...

...we know who to call!

Did somebody say 'Harry Potter'?