lies. I'm back tracking. Cause i'm obsessed enough to have this part memorized.
Rita Skeeter here for the daily prophet, reporting to you LIVE, dear readers, from Platform nine and three quarters. Where i've JUST happened upon the ORIGINAL wiz kid himself, Harry Potter, the Lad Who Lived! Now let's you and me get on the level HP. Where've you been for ten years? Are you excited to go to Hogwarts? Are you frightened for your life?
Why would I be frightened for my life?
Wwweeeelll! Ain't you (something that I don't understand...)? Know this, dear readers. HP, the 11-year-old titan shows NO FEAR! Even in the face of a murderous dog like Sirius Black!
Who's Sirius Black?
WHO'S SIRIUS BLACK?! You don't know? He USED to be your dad's best friend before he betrayed 'em to the Dark Lord and got 'em killed. YUP! Turns out he was a death eater! He killed 13 ducks before they caught 'em! (and I mean people!) He hates your guts! Wants ya dead! He JUST escaped from Azkaban, BBUUTTT it's no skin off your back, kid! You know why?
Yes, I did just recite that from total memory. I have a serious problem.