You write it: Superman vs Juggernaut

Marvel and DC decide to run a new poll contest in which Superman and Juggernaut are pitted against each other. You are the one who writes how the winning character wins it.

The winner is: Superman.

So now, you have to write Superman besting Juggernaut in combat in the way you prefer, take one of three choices:

1.- Make the funniest scenario.
2.- Actually respect both characters and come up with a plausible win.
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

Name which challenge you are trying before your post, keep it civil and have fun 😄

Originally posted by Bentley
take one of three choices:

1.- Make the funniest scenario.
2.- Actually respect both characters and come up with a plausible win.
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

😂

I take you didn't understand the joke Warlord 😱

Scenario 2.

Juggy has robbed Fort Knox and is carrying a huge ball of gold bars he compacted together for easy handling. Supes lands a hundered yards in front of him "Stop there villain. You will return that gold to its rightful owner, endure a morality speech by me and acompany me to jail where you will pay your debt to society"

Juggs doesn`t break a stride "Outa my way underpants boy"

Supes looks suprised "Don`t you know I always win, hmm? Time to teach you some manners. Ta-ta-taa!"

Supes flies into Juggs at lightspeed with arms extended, resulting in broken wrists, elbows and neck. Juggernaut setps over the remains. Lois cries. The end.

(A moral win for sups cuz money don`t make you happy, right?)

So Lois cries because Supes killed Juggs?

Originally posted by Bentley
I take you didn't understand the joke Warlord 😱

or maybe...I did and I enjoyed it laughing... 😎

Originally posted by Bentley
So Lois cries because Supes killed Juggs?

They are tears of joy because now she won`t have to put up with a gay husband anymore.

Originally posted by Bentley
So Lois cries because Supes killed Juggs?

Cain was actually able to pleasure her, y'know.

Supes realises that Juggs physiology and gap in his helmet is perfect for BJs and Juggs bites his schlong off then uppercuts a dagger made of vampire teeth straight through Clark's skull.

Juggs wins FATALITY!

you people are insane.

Originally posted by Bentley
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

Juggernaut is on the rampage after robbing a bank and has already defeated the X-Men. Superman flies down to stop him. For a number of pages we see Superman bouncing harmlessly off Juggernaut, blasting him uselessly with heat vision and super-breath, and punching him to no avail while Juggernaut walks on.

Suddenly, Cytorrak appears: "Juggernaut! You have wasted the godly power I have granted you with foolish and petty schemes and you have failed to live up to your destiny as my avatar of destruction in this world. Thus I choose this moment to remove your powers and search for someone more deserving of my boon!" He vanishes in a puff of smoke.

Juggernaut's powers all disappear and Superman defeats the powerless Cain but only after a tough fight.

Superman emails Juggernaut a list of the best free porn sites on the internet. Juggs, not having to eat or even go to the bathroom, never leaves his home again.

Superman wins.

Originally posted by Bentley
Marvel and DC decide to run a new poll contest in which Superman and Juggernaut are pitted against each other. You are the one who writes how the winning character wins it.

The winner is: [b]Superman.
[/B]

Originally posted by cdtm
Superman emails Juggernaut a list of the best free porn sites on the internet. Juggs, not having to eat or even go to the bathroom, never leaves his home again.

Superman wins.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
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Mshinu in this fight supes has to win.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
😂 👆

Mshinu in this fight supes has to win.

Yep, I wrote a moral win for him 😛

Lois takes good care of the bedridden supes with a broken neck, while all that gold doesn`t make Juggs happy.

but ok..

A strength 9 earthquake strikes Metropolis and the JLA is busy saving people and limit the destruction. New quakes keeps coming however and Superman traces the cause to a motel. Bursting trough the wall he sees a huge redhaired guy banging a green skinned woman pile driver style. Using super speed Supes flies by, grabs the woman and hovers over in the corner "Look I am awefully sorry to break this up, but your acts of passion is causing the city to sink into the sea and.. are you two even engaged? Let me tell you something about blah blah"

SLAP!, the She Hulk hits Clark hard enough to turn his head sideways "You stupid carnival freak, I was just about to have an orgasm"

A roar brings Supes` attention back towards Cain, the big guy is now suddenly wearing some kind of armor and charging towards him. NOTHING STOPS THE JUGGERNAUT FROM BLOWING HIS LOAD!
Supes tries to speed blitz but his strikes are innefective and Juggs grabs him and plows trough several buildings. A brutal battle like in DOS follows, much of the city is destroyed, shockwaves can be felt for a hundered miles and heard on other continents. In the end supes is exhausted, bleeding, his cape torn and trampled underfoot. Juggernaut, his helmet torn off, looms over the prone Superman, preparing to end the boyscout`s life with a final brutal blow. "I don`t know who you are prettyboy, but no one robs me of my quality time. Now try to die like a man!"

"Wait a second", thinks supes: I got T-VO!. Supes closes his eyes, enters Cain`s mind and puts him to sleep. Yeah, justice is victorious yet again!

That was funnies senario corect?It was good.

Originally posted by Mshinu
but ok..

A strength 9 earthquake strikes Metropolis and the JLA is busy saving people and limit the destruction. New quakes keeps coming however and Superman traces the cause to a motel. Bursting trough the wall he sees a huge redhaired guy banging a green skinned woman pile driver style. Using super speed Supes flies by, grabs the woman and hovers over in the corner "Look I am awefully sorry to break this up, but your acts of passion is causing the city to sink into the sea and.. are you two even engaged? Let me tell you something about blah blah"

SLAP!, the She Hulk hits Clark hard enough to turn his head sideways "You stupid carnival freak, I was just about to have an orgasm"

A roar brings Supes` attention back towards Cain, the big guy is now suddenly wearing some kind of armor and charging towards him. NOTHING STOPS THE JUGGERNAUT FROM BLOWING HIS LOAD!
Supes tries to speed blitz but his strikes are innefective and Juggs grabs him and plows trough several buildings. A brutal battle like in DOS follows, much of the city is destroyed, shockwaves can be felt for a hundered miles and heard on other continents. In the end supes is exhausted, bleeding, his cape torn and trampled underfoot. Juggernaut, his helmet torn off, looms over the prone Superman, preparing to end the boyscout`s life with a final brutal blow. "I don`t know who you are prettyboy, but no one robs me of my quality time. Now try to die like a man!"

"Wait a second", thinks supes: I got T-VO!. Supes closes his eyes, enters Cain`s mind and puts him to sleep. Yeah, justice is victorious yet again!

i dont know weather i should laugh or get turned on 😮‍💨

Originally posted by KillAll
i dont know weather i should laugh or get turned on 😮‍💨

Originally posted by KillAll
i dont know weather i should laugh or get turned on 😮‍💨

People keep telling me I could have a great career as a director of erotic mocies. 😉