You write it: Superman vs Juggernaut

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Re: You write it: Superman vs Juggernaut

Originally posted by Bentley
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
Supes grabs him at super speed and throws him into the sun.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Supes grabs him at super speed and throws him into the sun.
That kills him?

Juggarnaut runs at superman.Superman dies.Supes is pushed into the sun.Sun heals him.Supes flies at juggs and brakes both of them.Everyone loses.

Originally posted by Mshinu
People keep telling me I could have a great career as a director of erotic mocies. 😉
You do 😍

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Juggarnaut runs at superman.Superman dies.Supes is pushed into the sun.Sun heals him.Supes flies at juggs and brakes both of them.Everyone loses. You do 😍
... 😑

Option #3

Superman fights Juggernaut is unable to break through his invulnerability. Realizing he's done for, Superman cuts loose with a non holding back blow which bypasses Jugg's invulnerability and force field, severing his connection to Cyttorak.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Superman cuts loose with a non holding back blow which bypasses Jugg's invulnerability and force field, severing his connection to Cyttorak.
.... 😬

Originally posted by nicamarvin
.... 😬

Did it piss you off?

If so, success.

supes fly's into juggernaut at light speed. bounces off harmless and lands on the ground at juggs feet. superman confused and dazed, tries to fly away, but juggernaut grabs him by his cape and holds him down just before saying "i'm about to show you my juggy nuts, and make sweet sweet man love to you". superman then loses his man virginity in violent fashion...

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Did it piss you off?

If so, success.

I am NOT a Juggernaut FanBoy.... 😠

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Did it piss you off?

If so, success.

Hah. Well played.

It pissed me off.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Hah. Well played.

It pissed me off.

FanBoy..... 😬

Re: You write it: Superman vs Juggernaut

Originally posted by Bentley
1.- Make the funniest scenario.
2.- Actually respect both characters and come up with a plausible win.
3.- The way it would piss Juggernaut fans the most.
4.- The way it would piss Superman fans the most.

1. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch and cracks a joke.
2. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch.
3. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch at super speed.
4. Superman lays Juggernaut out in two punches instead of just one.

Re: Re: You write it: Superman vs Juggernaut

Originally posted by StyleTime
1. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch and cracks a joke.
2. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch.
3. Superman lays Juggernaut out in one punch at super speed.
4. Superman lays Juggernaut out in two punches instead of just one.

Only Batman can do that.

"Why can't I quit you, Juggernaut?"

Originally posted by Simbon
"Why can't I quit you, Juggernaut?"
are you in love with Juggy.... 😆

Originally posted by nicamarvin
are you in love with Juggy.... 😆

I was trying to riff on the sexual scenarios that had been described.

Originally posted by Mshinu
People keep telling me I could have a great career as a director of erotic mocies. 😉

I like erotic mocies.

1. Superman eats a burrito grande platter from taco bell and 30 whitecastle sliders. Later that day, Juggernaut punches Supes in the gut and as he tries to fly away to recuperate, he farts and the shock wave knocks Juggs unconscious.

Re: Re: Re: You write it: Superman vs Juggernaut

Originally posted by Mshinu
Only Batman can do that.

😂

I figured Batman doing it was a given.