Surviving in the woods you choice your Monster

Let's keep it real.

1. Jason voorhees: I'd need a boomstick.

YouTube video

2. michael myers: Again, a boomstick.

3. T-800 endoskeleton only: M-16 with mounted grenade launcher.

4. imhotep's mummy priest: Who?

5. Zombie (black zombie dude) http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.y...dofthedead1.jpg: 9milly.

6. vampire from dusk till dawn http://api.ning.com/files/ xf4UAXM0...kTillDawn_l.jpg: .38 special.

6. werewolf(seth from buffy): MP-5.

i didnt think seth was that much of a threat that i couldnt shoot his @$$ dead he is like a mutt... imo and the dusk till damn vamps werent that scary a bullet to the head and decapitation outta do it or a random branch since they are all gooey

micheal myers is still only human a bullet to the dome should do the job.

i'll admit jason is a different story

Just gimmee a ****in lightsaber and it's all good.

you slice your own fingers or arm

Nah, I'd pwn. I'd be the pwner of all.

Actually an SSG would be awesome against them all.

SSG?

Super Shot Gun.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/ssg%20shotgun/Chris-Thor/myweapon11.jpg

does it have a cape and an S shield with a red and blue theme color

kinda looks like a 240 machine gun

No, but it has a 30 round drum magazine loaded with 12 gauge death.

is it real or is it a geeks rambo's dream?

Real.

bring on all the monsters, i got this.

or... at least... until im straight up murdered by them, at which point im thinking i shouldve brought a gun, or some TNT, or michael bay.

Originally posted by Dave_97
bring on all the monsters, i got this.

or... at least... until im straight up murdered by them, at which point im thinking i shouldve brought a gun, or some TNT, or michael bay.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is serious business, ass-clown.

very serious business... ppl making money off of what we post and how many hits they get... i should be getting a share

The internet is always serious business, just ask DDM.

angelina is ugly, i never found her attractive nor her saggy boobs even in hackers she wasnt hot to me.

i had better women then her in my life.

Blasphemy. I'll take her in "Wanted" as my protection. I live, AND I get hot sex after.