Surviving in the woods you choice your Monster

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Surviving in the woods you choice your Monster

members of your family have bn killed all across the country, you tell the cops you think someone is after you they tell you, you are paranoid. its just a coincidence and if ppl are dying in other states it is a federal case not a state case.

pissed you run off to the woods away from the city, one night you hear some one in the bushes and breaking into your cabin. you being ready you are already dressed and have a back pack ready and you climb out the window..

you see the shadow of the person coming at you from a glimpse as you look back.. it is large. finally you run to a cliff and nowhere to go as your pursuer approaches you pull out a 9 mil and fire 5 shots at it. it is dark and its moving and your nervous.

finally you decide to jump into the water below the cliff your pursuer sees what your about to do and starts to run toward you.

you jump into the water and finally pop up into the surface of the water but are overcome by the under tow and drags you into the rapids hitting your head you reach out and grab a piece of lumber b4 passing out. your purser stares at you and starts climbing down to hunt you and kill you.

you wake up 3 hours later down stream about 50 miles away

who do you choice to hunt you and who could you escape and survive against in a wooded area environment?

mid july.. forest with wild animals like bear, mountain lions wolves.. rattle snakes.. rabbits, deers..

backpack has flint, sweater.. multi purpose pocket knife , large machete.. 9 mil gun 2 full 9 round clips

your pursuer is anyone of these:

1. Jason voorhees
2. michael myers
3. T-800 endoskeleton only
4. imhotep's mummy priest
5. Zombie (black zombie dude) http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/george_a__romero_s_land_of_the_dead/eugene_a__clark/landofthedead1.jpg
6. vampire from dusk till dawn http://api.ning.com/files/xf4UAXM0DI4McAOooJAzR8i20iqOUc2IIzUMp05GusWWY7orhd-gIuy*-yhN*qXNVqBYtZs-XztRA6b5HqVjCvXLOAsPhw5m/FromDuskTillDawn_l.jpg
6. werewolf(seth from buffy)

Re: Surviving in the woods you choice your Monster

There are two 6's.

Vampire. Take the bullets, carve a cross in each one, good to go, I survive.

I'd take 1-6...and 6 one, all at once.

My piss is as fast as lightening and hotter than lava. I'd just piss on them all and it's magical and manly powers would destroy them.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd take 1-6...and 6 one, all at once.

My piss is as fast as lightening and hotter than lava. I'd just piss on them all and it's magical and manly powers would destroy them.

😆 😆 😆 👆

Re: Re: Surviving in the woods you choice your Monster

Originally posted by Robtard
There are two 6's.
my bad the last 6 can be referred as 7

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd take 1-6...and 6 one, all at once.

My piss is as fast as lightening and hotter than lava. I'd just piss on them all and it's magical and manly powers would destroy them.

You'd get raped, anal buttsex FTW.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Vampire. Take the bullets, carve a cross in each one, good to go, I survive.
did that really work in the movie?

anyways cant anyone bless the water if they have faith?

if so use it against the vamp, right?

the mummy

T-800

I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.

all at the same time or individually?

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.

it is forgiveable, as you might not remember their breif appearances, but minorities always die first.

crylaugh0 hey wait a minute... 🤨 that's not funny.. 😖 thats me.. 😐

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.

If skinny white bitches couldn't out-run those fools while running away in a straight line while they walked, your ass isn't.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I could handle like 1-4. only idiotic white kids die against the majority of the iconic 70's ands 80's horror villains.
Right.

scary/horror movie rules..

YouTube video

YouTube video

This is in the GDF, why?

b/c its a hypothetical situation and its where we have always placed it with all our other ones that have bn made by various posters of this forum..

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example:

1) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t529710.html
2) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t525523.html
3) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f11/t532368.html
4) http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=509745&pagenumber=18#post12803486
and so on and so fourth etc etc

Originally posted by Impediment
This is in the GDF, why?

This is serious business, ass-clown.