Vampires Suck

Started by That ACDC Chick2 pages

Vampires Suck

a parody from the same people who did Meet the Spartans and all the other crappy parody movies out there
if you havent guessed by the title, its a parody of campire movies
even though i know its gonna suck major balls, i might watch it cause i also know theres gonna be some ripping on Twilight haermm
set to be released August 18th, 2010

lol Yeah, man i'm sick of the twilight bullcrap

I been ever since I tryed reading the books.and it being on tv all the time is driving me crazy!

when i was waiting for The Lost World by Michael Crichton to come in at the library, i tried re-reading Twilight for shits and giggles, i litterally, damn near fell asleep like 10 pages in haermm

I will not be going near any movies made by those guys.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
when i was waiting for The Lost World by Michael Crichton to come in at the library, i tried re-reading Twilight for shits and giggles, i litterally, damn near fell asleep like 10 pages in haermm
Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice is uber. I've read it at least five times.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice is uber. I've read it at least five times.

i has it 131
plus Interview with a Vampire w00t

Originally posted by MildPossession
I will not be going near any movies made by those guys.

Agreed. One time when I literally had nothing else to do, I went and saw Meet the Spartans. I had a good laugh when six people left in the middle of the movie and never came back. I couldn't blame those people for they seemed to have done the right thing. But as for me, I couldn't leave because I just blew my money away to see the heaping pile of crap called a movie and watched the whole thing (bad decision I made). After watchin it, I promised myself never to watch anything made by those guys ever again.

I saw that movie Meet the Spartans as well but made myself stay to see if it got better.It did not.

Putting the word "suck" into the title is just going to give critics ammunition.

😑 This movie will indeed suck,but for some reason,I will watch it anyway

A horrible movie about horrible movies 😬

Mairuzu you pretty much hit the nail on that one!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
A horrible movie about horrible movies 😬
Hm.

Think the double dosage of horrible will cancel eachother out and make it decent?

Probably not...

they bite

I bet this movie will get nominated for an oscar....

Originally posted by Kazenji
I bet this movie will get nominated for an oscar....

hysterical

Originally posted by NemeBro
Hm.

Think the double dosage of horrible will cancel eachother out and make it decent?

Probably not...

If only!I am so tired of seeing stuff about it on tv too.It is driving me nuts.

I just saw the trailer, and oh good god. They ****ed THIS up?!?! HOW?!?! "Twilight" was MADE to be mocked, and they just pulled another "Disaster Movie"?! They missed, like, every obvious joke for movie references!

THEY DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠