Vampires Suck

Originally posted by the ninjak
THEY DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😠

Dude, they missed every hilarious joke they could've made!

Oh that movie looks truly crap in every way.

I meant the whole vampires suck thing.

Vampires are the best! 💃

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I just saw the trailer, and oh good god. They ****ed THIS up?!?! HOW?!?! "Twilight" was MADE to be mocked, and they just pulled another "Disaster Movie"?! They missed, like, every obvious joke for movie references!

I actually laughed during the trailer, looks ok I guess...I'd rent it at the very least 😬 Which is more than I can say for previous films done by these guys and it'll better than the twilight movies by far

i liked the "It's Raining Men" part with the wolves haermm
but yeah, ill wait for this to come to On Demand for free

I liked that they made fun of Jacob taking off his shirt and the fangirls, 'Edward your the best!' 'NO JACOBS THE BEST!!!' *WHAM!* shovel to the face

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
that was a trailer, its not the whole ****ing movie, you know 😬

Yes, it was. THAT'S the movie. Absolutely retarded fart jokes and shitty references with no organic growth of comedy.

its the year 2010, do you expect someone to shit out a new form of comedy on the spot?
of course people are gonna use fart jokes in movies cause its worked since the beginning

Vampires Suck is a superb movie. I like to watch vampires movie ..

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Yes, it was. THAT'S the movie. Absolutely retarded fart jokes and shitty references with no organic growth of comedy.

You were expecting that from a Friedberg and Seltzer movie?

Well, even Uwe boll made a good movie. (rampage) Yeah, i know, it surprised me too, but he finally succeeded so, maybe there is hope for Friedberg and seltzer too.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
its the year 2010, do you expect someone to shit out a new form of comedy on the spot?
of course people are gonna use fart jokes in movies cause its worked since the beginning

There's making a joke, then making a GOOD joke.

I will not watch this film, EVER. I think I only ever watched Date Movie made by these guys and I just lost faith in humanity during those 90minutes.

Seriously, which idiots give these 2 douches money to make movies, the production crew and labourers working on these movies must hate themselves.

anyways, I really am against the Vampire boom which has come about with these shitty twilight books and movies - remember when Vampires used to be scary and cool (like in the Blade movies). Now its all like "oh I want to suck off edward etc.... AARRGH!

Worst movie of the year I reckon, have to wait to the Razzies come out

Going by reviews, it's complete and utter crap and makes the original films look amazing. The only decent thing is the lead actress who plays Kristen Stewart, she gets the mannerisms and so on right.