Originally posted by dadudemonThey'd prolly end up buying you a beer haermm
Dude, he's not trolling your threads. He's just crackin' jokes to get a laugh, as usual.This is the Off the topic forum, he'll post shit that's off topic or humorous, just as you should.
I would have used my gun katta on them...and only shot them in the knees.
Yeah, I'm that uber.
What would be scary is sitting in a bar filled with Hell's Angels and saying, "Harley's SUCK balls!"
AFTER they ass rape you. 🙁
Originally posted by dadudemon
lol...yeah, you caught me. I used to do that shit to Gefallen Engal, alll the time...cracked me up.But, yeah, you gotta stand up for your boy..else you're a shitty friend.
The funny thing is I would have to hear all day about how strong he says he is and the guy who was threatening him was in our class and my friend was always like 'if we were outside college I'd hit him,' well we were outside college and I didn't see any fists flying so I had to do the saving, course I didn't have to use my fists so that was good 🙂
Originally posted by steverules_2
The funny thing is I would have to hear all day about how strong he says he is and the guy who was threatening him was in our class and my friend was always like 'if we were outside college I'd hit him,' well we were outside college and I didn't see any fists flying so I had to do the saving, course I didn't have to use my fists so that was good 🙂
You should have done what Will Farrel did to those drums: beat them shits with your balls while screaming that you're doing it.
That shit was soooooooooo funny. I laughed so hard. man o man.
When I was 10 I remember I was with some friend at the local park and there was a frozen over pond and some chavs were chucking ice at us so my friend started throwing some back and then they started coming after us, my friends ran so I was like well ok better run as well, so I sorta...dived over a round about and ducked low...looked up and my friends got beat up and then the chavs sorta...ran off or whatever, somehow I was the only one who escaped a beating, got lucky I guess, but now I'm more sorta...responsible I guess and I don't run, stand my ground
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
...............Sorry, I was busy stopping a mugging involving ten men all armed with chain guns.
I can't read all of your post because I'm busy stopping over 9000 T1000's with my bare balls*. (I'm Junk slapping them into pieces, at the moment.)
*I shaved them to increase the aerodynamics.
Originally posted by dadudemonYeah? Well, I was once bum rushed by 1000 Twivamps. I bent over, lit my Mcclane issue zippo, and farted in their direction. The shockwave blew them to pieces, and the ensuing fiendfyre from my fiendfart melted them in the blink of an eye.
I can't read all of your post because I'm busy stopping over 9000 T1000's with my bare balls*. (I'm Junk slapping them into pieces, at the moment.)*I shaved them to increase the aerodynamics.
Originally posted by REXXXX
Alright. RJ, don't get on WS's case about his stories (though I feel they are pretty ridiculous; scariest =/= I totally was scared but then I totes beat him up... and what's wrong with a girl keeping wild animals? Pansy.)
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it was the fight or flight response that kicked in and being afraid doesnt mean you forget how to fight. plus like i said i was becoming demoralize each time they got up or tanked my hits...
the fear part was when i was trying to walk out and be confident in my attitude which did deminish a bit when i saw them charging at me...
thats where the fear came in instead of me reacting i froze long enough to be hit...
also i dont know any one who wouldnt at least be cautions of a bear that isnt theirs.. dont care if its big or small..
I fell out of a tree, once. I was all the way up the tree, stepped down on one branch, and fell down the entire tree, bouncing off of all the branches and the way down. I was quite sure I was a goner. It was a very large and old Sycamore tree...about 75-100 feet up.
Originally posted by steverules_2
😆 😆 😆
That's the best visual for RJ's story, ever.