Jesus Vs Hatchet Harry

Its Jesus Christ Superstar and Jesus, atad miffed, is smiting the city in the desert for their sinful ways whilst delivering an awesomely devastating rock vocal.......

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...and all is going well for the 1st few verses and choruses, until he tears the front off of Hatchet Harry's sexshop...
(..Harry is not amused by this as those shacks can be a right bleeder to get set up right. Jesus now owes him money for repairs that Jesus refuses to pay)

McNeeley/Christ steps in to angrily confront Harry armed with a cosh and Harry righteously defends himself with the 1st thing that comes to hand.... the thing that served him so well against Smithy Robinson in this clip..
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Both right in a sex shop shack of 12ft x 12ft size til death.

JCSS feats apply for the angry man of peace..
LSATSB feats apply for Harry.

Who wins...?

Oooooh, nice one.

I'm about to go to work, so I can't think too long. I'll make a decision by the time I get off of work today.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

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Fixed

Cheers, Steve. Managed to re-correct..
🙂

(The Lord's cosh is seen at 00:46 in the JCSS vid, he picks it up after the guy has fled)

Originally posted by Impediment
Oooooh, nice one.

I'm about to go to work, so I can't think too long. I'll make a decision by the time I get off of work today.

Cheers...! 😄

Looking forward to your appraisal of this clash.

English thug armed with 15" black rubber cock versus an angry Jew in a robe.

My money's on the Brit.

An angry jew in a robe with a cosh....he certainly has been given a chance.

The question is, if is his father's plan to sacrifice his only son by having him slapped to death with massive rubber dick, will Jesus accept it blindly or will he resist..?

Any chance of Jesus sicking his posse on him?

Originally posted by Robtard
My money's on the Brit.

Last time anyone said that, it was the eighties and it was a Hercule Poirot mystery... 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Any chance of Jesus sicking his posse on him?

Harry's mates're harder than Jesus's mates.

Barry the baptist

Vs

John the baptist

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Was he decapitated whilst masturbating 😕

Yes.... I guess he shouldnt have f**ked with Barry the baptist. 😛

Also, You'll notice that Barry took his spine, Predator style too, as we can see from the clear evidence of the picture.

Uhm...where? I see no spine

Precisely.......... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The question is, if is his father's plan to sacrifice his only son by having him slapped to death with massive rubber dick, will Jesus accept it blindly or will he resist..?

Thought about this; here's my conclusion:

Jesus was born to die for all our sins; I don't think the method of execution was important though, a sacrifice is a sacrifice, be it by crucifix or 15" black rubber cock, payment's made either way.

Begs the questions though, if Christians wear a cross and pray to sculptures of a crucified Jesus because Jesus died on the cross, what would they wear and pray to if he died by 15" black runner cock?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Precisely.......... 😖hifty:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🙄

Originally posted by Robtard
Thought about this; here's my conclusion:

Jesus was born to die for all our sins; I don't think the method of execution was important though, a sacrifice is a sacrifice, be it by crucifix or 15" black rubber cock, payment's made either way.

Begs the questions though, if Christians wear a cross and pray to sculptures of a crucified Jesus because Jesus died on the cross, what would they wear and pray to if he died by 15" black runner cock?

LOL Sounds like sense to me, Robtard...!

Hmmmmm. That is a good one.. 'A photo of Ted Haggard' would be a kneejerk 1st though of mine, my thats somehow not that simple...

So my final guess would be "A 15 inch black rubber cock..?".

Originally posted by steverules_2
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🙄

😛

I thought the before post was aimed at me, I was all like 'WTF is Sadako on aboot?' I thought you may have been hit by a black dildo a few times

Ahhhh LOL I see........

No. I havent....(unlike Jesus..)