Jesus Vs Hatchet Harry

Anyone else favour the lord?

Jesus doesn't lose fights.

So what would his method of attack be...?
How do you see him going in to tackle it...?

Jesus teleports the dildo out of Harry's hand and says "I forgive you my son"

Hatchet Harry runs in for a spear tackle and screamin "OI gimme back my dildo you Limey bastard"

Jesus reverse kicks him though the air and summons a portal beneath Harry to Hell.

Harry screams while bring dragged by dangling demon hands "Oh Jesus you canna do this, take me in to the coppas I dinna mean no harm!"

Jesus watches as Harry goes to Hell.
"I care not for the laws of man. I'm the goddam son of of the Lord!"

20 hot Pommy chicks appear out of nowhere and Jesus bursts out in an awesome dance number.

😂

Screen feats wise..?

You need proof of MA skills?
YouTube video

Low standard opposition hes fighting, there...
(Lets see if he can get past the big, black cock and the hatchetts..)

But still impressive stuff from the son of Galilee indeed.

He kills vampires as well.

Originally posted by the ninjak
You need proof of MA skills?
YouTube video

Haaaxxx! jawdrop

He did ok against the atheists.....but how would he do against an Anti-Theist..?

Even a Deist uppercut would be whup him. (the puncher not believing in any further intervention after universal creation.) 😛

Originally posted by the ninjak
You need proof of MA skills?
YouTube video

Holy shit!

He could possibly beat Riggs H2H.

I'm Agnostic. Oh shit look.... Jesus just lost. :/

^_^ V

Originally posted by Kaibs
I'm Agnostic. Oh shit look.... Jesus just lost. :/

^_^ V

Actually, you'd be uncertain if he lost or not.

Originally posted by Robtard
Begs the questions though, if Christians wear a cross and pray to sculptures of a crucified Jesus because Jesus died on the cross, what would they wear and pray to if he died by 15" black runner cock?

One of the many reasons Mormon's don't worship the symbolic or miniaturized versions of torture/execution tools. 😐

As for the thread, I am offended and did not find humor in it.

JK! Hahahahahaha.

I have no opinion, though. I'd say that Jesus could just Dr. Manhattan that douche into nothing...but we have to go with on screen feats, only!

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually, you'd be uncertain if he lost or not.

Haha touche good sir. Touche.

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually, you'd be uncertain if he lost or not.

😂 True