Giant Baby Bowser & Yoshi vs. Kain & Dante.

Started by iChaos13 pages

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Feel free to say that the intro cutscene overrides the actual cutscene, because that is the only way the Rainfall feat will be canon.

lol.

Yeah, I think it's canon but whatever.

Okay, so can you prove it's canon then?

No, nor am I doing to do it.

Besides, the proof is in the pudding 🙂

Its canon...ofc it is because its part of the game. Problem is that imo the actual cutscene supercedes its canon.

Originally posted by XMr. WinterX
ok then its time i bring in the amazing reg. things huh???as a guy before me said all these things Dante has lived through...hurting him will be a tough one...and i dont see how a simple egg can hurt a almost Demon god...if Kain cant mind rape GBB than he can MR Yoshi...by the time Yoshi could get the aim with his egg Dante wouldve simply pulled out a gun and shoot him in the eye or something...as for GBB...let Dante get swallowed and its Leviathan from DMC3 all over again...in my belief...i think Dante could solo the marioverse if he was always serious...Dante and Kain are having a lovely tour by the end of the match with Kain badly beaten and Dante just simply tired while GBB is literally cut from his insides so hes practically dead...Yoshi is missing an eye and badly beaten...yupp, the demons win this313
I'm convinced you can't read.

Bowser would solo the DMCverse, as he can, y'know, survive inside a black hole. 😐 Nothing would hurt him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
And a baby.

Physics based off of faulty assumptions and Marioverse physics being compared to Realverse physics make me and baby Jesus cry.

A baby who already has his own castle and servants.

Faulty assumptions? I used BR's own impossibly tiny numbers. So, no, it's not faulty. These numbers are a HARSH lowballing.

Also, if you could highlight a problem with "Marioverse physics" that'd be neat. Marioverse physics, are, and this is OSSIM, actually MORE accurate to IRL than DMC physics. 🙂

Originally posted by Burning thought
Its canon...ofc it is because its part of the game. Problem is that imo the actual cutscene supercedes its canon.

That's the problem. The actual cutscene does not show the rain feat nor does it hint towards it.
Which would lead one to think that the feat took place during the gameplay battle, but since the rainfall feat takes place just before Dante is stabbed by Vergil in the intro cutscene, it's non-canon as it never happened at all in the actual cutscene.

Why is it even relevant? regardless of that feat Dante is still ridiculously fast, powerful and (not sure if he does in this thread) may have time control.

Is partly f... is not impossible tiny >_>.. yeah, is partly faulty. You say the eggs travel at Ma1000, now assuming GBB is a km away the egg takes over a second to reach him. <Ma3 :/ But GBB doesn't move a km back.

DMC physics > Mario physics >_> This being a good example.

Dante has Quicksilver(time control), teleportation(Trickster), and can go DT in Sparda form along with his weapons...how strong is the black hole in the marioverse?313 and how could Yoshi hit a guy who can turn to mist?😕 and the marioverse never actually shows wounds so thats something confusing about GBB being hurt. by the time GBB is attacking Dante, Dante wouldve already been behind him run up his back and start slashing an eye or something. Kain might be able to control Yoshi😖hifty: and then attack Yoshi while hes just standing there being controled. seriously...the demons have this 6/10

The black hole in the Marioverse would have destroyed that entire universe...or was it a galaxy. Regardless, that's broken durability.

Kain just inspires hate and they kill eachother with whatever they can. Dante picks them off with any of his heavier weapons.

We're using canon here, not fan fiction. Take that nonsense somewhere else.

Why wont those abilities of Kain work?

Both their minds are > humans afaik.

Hes just baiting/trolling as usual. All of those powers will work fine and Kains speed, ability to go mist or ethereal to escape their physical attacks (that are likely slow anyway) will allow Kain to solo this, Dante can relax, eat pizza and ice cream....

I doubt any of them have soul or mental resistances of any kind.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Is partly f... is not impossible tiny >_>.. yeah, is partly faulty. You say the eggs travel at Ma1000, now assuming GBB is a km away the egg takes over a second to reach him. <Ma3 :/ But GBB doesn't move a km back.

DMC physics > Mario physics >_> This being a good example.

Dante's favourite hobby is horking on the graves of Newton and Einstein. 😐

IS Impossibly tiny. The number you used ignores that Yoshi is taller than adult Mario who's probably around 5', that the eggs disappear before they reach GBB, that GBB is larger than his own castle, and that GBB is visible on the horizon. He's MASSIVE. So I did math for him at 80m, and you still think it's too much. haermm

And you only think it's unreasonable because... It's a larger number than you expected.

Originally posted by XMr. WinterX
Dante has Quicksilver(time control), teleportation(Trickster), and can go DT in Sparda form along with his weapons...how strong is the black hole in the marioverse?313 and how could Yoshi hit a guy who can turn to mist?😕 and the marioverse never actually shows wounds so thats something confusing about GBB being hurt. by the time GBB is attacking Dante, Dante wouldve already been behind him run up his back and start slashing an eye or something. Kain might be able to control Yoshi😖hifty: and then attack Yoshi while hes just standing there being controled. seriously...the demons have this 6/10

None of which matter. Dante's still a smear after being hit by an egg. Yoshi can hit him because his aim is awesome, and the eggs move a hundred times faster than anything Dante's ever thought about reacting to.

Kain can't mist in time to avoid the attack, and dies.

Bowser as an infant is still > normal people; the only thing Kain's ever used a mind affecting spell on, and guess wut! He can only affect the weak willed among those!

So yeah, the 'demons' take 0 out of ten. It's that simple. Neither one can harm GBB, or survive an egg from Yoshi.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Its canon...ofc it is because its part of the game. Problem is that imo the actual cutscene supercedes its canon.

This.

How many things do you see that breaks physics? Curious.

90m makes the distance travelled under a km.

Yeah not really 😐 If you notice I said it was Ma3 before your post. The number you got was based on you guessing the distance, in essence youre going backwards to get the figure when its right there in the open: In one second it travelled <1km. See that means <1km/s = <Ma3 So... though luck.

Kain controls Yoshi who precedes to eggs Bowser to death ^^

Originally posted by BloodRain
How many things do you see that breaks physics? Curious.

90m makes the distance travelled under a km.

Yeah not really 😐 If you notice I said it was Ma3 before your post. The number you got was based on you guessing the distance, in essence youre going backwards to get the figure when its right there in the open: In one second it travelled <1km. See that means <1km/s = <Ma3 So... though luck.

Kain controls Yoshi who precedes to eggs Bowser to death ^^

Lolwut. Lemme try and explain this a bit more thoroughly.

At 90 m tall, GBB would have still moved back over a KM, the movement speed I suggested for how quickly he reels back is really a moot point because: He moved back quickly, an egg, which is much lighter than he is, would have to move MUCH faster to be able to force him into motion.

Simple. So, "tough luck". 😐

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
The actual cutscene does not show the rain feat nor does it hint towards it.
Which would lead one to think that the feat took place during the gameplay battle, but since the rainfall feat takes place just before Dante is stabbed by Vergil in the intro cutscene, it's non-canon as it never happened at all in the actual cutscene.

Originally posted by iChaos
This.

Nada.

Your post belongs under the above post of mine. I have rectified your mistake.

The egg travels 366km/s. GBB is apparently a km away. The eggs take a second to reach him. Problem.

Abiding by physics in a '95 Mario game.

Ok lets look at it another way. From an elevated standpoint like from where they are GBB wouldn't have to move far back to appear the size he does. Can try with random objects.

Next is steps. The distance GBB is knocked back is like 6 steps. 1 step for his size would be 1/4 his height. 1 step is 23m~, 6 is 140m~. 140m in 2 secs, 70m/s.

The scene is broken physics wise :/ Different points contradict each other.