Spider-Man vs. Gamora

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Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Kenshiro could please anyone. He's just Old Spice Man in Asian skin.
He could use his technique to bust her G-spot

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Kenshiro could please anyone. He's just Old Spice Man in Asian skin.

😆 🤘

Old Spice man is ****ing awesome!! love his commercials!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

who is the white old spice man?

Please don't say Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by amnesia
who is the white old spice man?

Bada

Originally posted by amnesia
who is the white old spice man?

Please don't say Chuck Norris.

Kevin Butler!!! 😍

i'll go with gamora also depends on the setting but i dont see a city in a forum fight.

Gamora is a nightmare for petey similar physical attributes and superior strength plus massive MA skills and willingness to kill not hampered by pis.. petey should be sh#$$ing his pants at the MA weakness exploitation he is about to receive in massive quantities.

Originally posted by amnesia
who is the white old spice man?

Please don't say Chuck Norris.

Kevin Bacon

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Kevin Bacon
YouTube video

Gamora easily.

Nope! Spidey easily. She can't tag someone with pre cog abilities.

Originally posted by jalek moye
In her vision of teh futre that showed all the guantlet events and stuff beyond it. At least it looks like Ms marvel to me, (only other person it could be is black cat, but the hair color and mask don't match her imo) plus black cat wouldnt need to be in a madame web vision as a tease.

I cropped and enlarged the segment of those two so you can see it clearer.

Woah! I didnt notice that when I read the issue! Looks like they really will hook up eventually.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's not interested in them at all. Even made a deal with the devil to get rid of that hot supermodel, remember?

Otto is his true love 😘

You read Punisher annual, so you know it to be true.

Duh! He got rid of her because 1 hot chick just aint enough for him! Make it 3 or 4. Cage's wife, Pete's hot roommate, Norah (or whatever her name was), Ms. Marvel, Black Cat and maybe Spider-woman will get there in 2 or 3 issues. 😎

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Ms Marvel fu[ked her own son.
She's still hot.

Look, even Logan is hitting on Spider-man. 😏

Seriously though, selling his merriage to Mephisto was the lesser of two evils. And a sacrifice Pete made. But im sure Superman and Cap America being such deep and awesome characters would've solved this problem by punching Mephysto in the face FTW. Because they're so deep and awesome. 😬

But yeah, Quesada is a dick.

Originally posted by h1a8
Nope! Spidey easily. She can't tag someone with pre cog abilities.
Pre-cog?

He doesn't win.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Pre-cog?

He doesn't win.

How would she hit him in a forum fight? This isn't a comic you know.

Spidey's sense will warn and guide him even before the attack. Plus he's far faster and stronger with webbing. This is spite anyway you slice it. Fact!

Originally posted by h1a8
How would she hit him in a forum fight? This isn't a comic you know.

Spidey's sense will warn and guide him even before the attack. Plus he's far faster and stronger with webbing. This is spite anyway you slice it. Fact!

She would hit him because she is very fast and skilled.Hell parker gets hit by bricks.Not even fast people like gamora.

Read the above.She can and will hit him.Hes faster but not stronger.She is.Your an idiot.Its not spite.And even if it were it would be against spidey.

Gamora>Wolverine>Spiderman.FACT.

Wolverine>Spider-Man? Besides speed, strength, intelligence, versatilty, maneuverability, agility, and having a distance attack, along with pre-cog?

Originally posted by h1a8
How would she hit him in a forum fight? This isn't a comic you know.

Spidey's sense will warn and guide him even before the attack. Plus he's far faster and stronger with webbing. This is spite anyway you slice it. Fact!

This smacks of sarcasm. Deliberately antagonizing others via debates can be considered trolling. I'd advise you to tone it down a bit....with the condescencion if nothing else, since there's the off chance that this is completely serious.

Originally posted by Digi
I'd advise you to tone it down a bit....with the condescencion if nothing else, since there's the off chance that this is completely serious.
you misspelled condescension 😐

Originally posted by Starscream M
you misspelled condescension 😐

Yeah, thanks. One of the perks of being a moderator is that people love picking apart my spelling and grammar. The fact that I'm usually quite careful only amplifies the tendency. In any case, I don't really care. Now get back on topic please.

Originally posted by Digi
Yeah, thanks. One of the perks of being a moderator is that people love picking apart my spelling and grammar. The fact that I'm usually quite careful only amplifies the tendency. In any case, I don't really care. Now get back on topic please.
I only picked on it because you said you were an english teacher or something...and that you seemed to be someone interested in writing 😛