STAR WARS vs. ANYTHING - Please Read! Participate!

Started by Eminence16 pages

truejedi
no, i mean it. When have you addressed a single post to me on this entire thread yet? So don't say i "side-stepped" your posts when we haven't even been discussing this.

What the fvck?

truejedi
would it now? Batman almost beat Superman, if I remember correctly. Sun came out at the wrong time or something and ruined it.

Me
Batman beat Superman in TDKR... after slapping him around with a volley of x-ray-activated hunter missiles, shooting him with an explosive charge "that could sink a battleship," hitting him with sonics that blow out every window on the block, frying his brain with "every watt" of the city's power grid, squirting acid in his eyes - this is where Bruce observes that he's "finally gotten him angry" - gassing him with synthetic kryptonite, and punching him repeatedly with a suit powered by the city.

Oh, and Superman had just had his flesh ripped off by a nuclear bomb that also threw "hundreds of millions of tons of soot into the stratosphere" and blocked out the sun, cutting him off from his source of power. He gets something back by draining the stored energy of a jungle, but by the time he and Batman fight, the feedback from Bruce's suit tells him Superman isn't fighting at a hundredth of what he is. Even then, before the kryptonite gets put into play - delivered in an arrowhead by the greatest archer on the planet, by the way - Superman has Batman on the ground against a buckled lamppost with three broken ribs and a crushed wrist while he's just broken a sweat.

So yes, with dedicated preparation - culminating in his "best trick" - and the assistance of two third parties, Batman beat a Superman fighting at less than a hundredth of his full strength who didn't really want to hurt him.

Take from that what you will.

truejedi
I think we should include ALL batmen. We include information on Star Wars characters from all sources. We should do the same for selected opponents in this thread.

BTW, I think Mara Jade can take Batman.


Me
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Young Jedi, you must learn to read.

[regarding the earlier, several thousand character post posted again below]:

Me
Mara Jade isn't nearly cool enough to head a title with Batman, who again is only once at best [The Dark Knight Returns] portrayed in a manner that suggests he could be a fair fight for her anyway.

That said, if people like the premise, I'd be fine with Mara Jade circa LOTF and TDKR Batman.

I'm particular about this incarnation of the character because he strikes a reasonable balance between the weaker depictions [live-action] and the absurdly dangerous continuity and animated versions. No one in the former category - particularly the Nolan/Bale Batman - has demonstrated on any level the ability to prepare for and deal with a prescient psychokinetic who can dodge bullets and cut a tank in half.

A continuity or animated Batman lies on the other end of the spectrum. IIRC, in JLA: Tower of Babel, Batman's notes explain that if he was violently confronted by any rogue charter member of the Justice League barring Superman, he'd be able to "wing it." He prepares contingency plans anyway, but the fact that he feels he could handle Wally West or the Martian Manhunter on a whim suggests that a fight with Mara Jade would be a walk in the park. Physically, he often does difficultridiculousimpossible things.

In a JL[U?] episode, TAS Batman rewrote a program for a belt that controlled time, and managed to do so simply because "he got a good look" while fighting the man wearing it. That establishes his ability to deal with extremely weird shit in a very short period of time. If you want to see what he can do physically, just YouTube it.

TDKR Batman is still fast enough to - mostly - evade gunfire, agile enough to shoot a tightrope across rooftops and sprint over it, strong enough to pull a man through a sheetrock wall, skilled enough to do lots of extremely skillful things, and smart enough to qualify as the goddamn Batman.

This Batman, however, is fallible. He is weaker, slower, and yet apparently much luckier than he was in his prime, when he could presumably ban gay marriage with a sidekick. He is technologically far behind his continuity and animated peers, which is not to say that he doesn't have a tank impervious to all human weaponry, a helicopter that can turn invisible, and a power suit that - with lots and lots and lots of preparation and a wee bit of atomic luck - helps him beat down Superman, but he's more limited in what he can bring in against Mara.

So I vote Batman as seen in The Dark Knight Returns. I think this is the one instance in which a case could be made for either character, depending on what parameters we establish regarding the nature of their preparation.

truejedi
this is probably a good point. Can you give me an example where it would screw us up, just to drive it home?

Me
You have the comic continuity [canon] Batman, which is like the equivalent of a movie or EU character we might use here. You would be drawing on the information presented to you by several hundred different comics, which would be like the SW movies or novels or comics. Everything that is accepted as canon to the core DCU would be fair game.

Then you have, say, the Batman from Nolan's duology.. The only "canon" information here is what is presented to us in the movies [or accompanying novels], because it is a completely different and entirely separate take on the character. There are obviously overlaps in plot, character, and theme, but this movie series and the canon continuity exist independently of one another. One does not in any way affect the other, and as a result of Nolan's "realistic" interpretation of Batman, his character would get curbstomped by its canon DCU counterpart.

There are easily a dozen different interpretations of Batman that I can think of on the spot, from the four different movie characters to the multiple animated versions and all the different noncanon graphic novels. We are picking one to draw on, and I personally think the only one that would be a solid match for Mara Jade, neither fodder nor overkill, is the one in The Dark Knight Returns.

Edit: Also, lil bitz of education. Any three or four of those scans should convince you that Superman would rape any SW character at or in excess of the speed of light.


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Originally posted by XanatosForever
I suggest....Darth Vader, Original Trilogy attire, with requisite feats (G-Canon, obviously, and any others that may be deemed legal) Versus Magneto from the X-Men movie series, played by Sir Ian McKellen. He may utilize all feats from the movie series.

I think this would be an interesting match up. Magneto could possibly utilize his mutant powers to great effect, but I believe Vader is skilled enough in the Force to possibly challenge him.

Gentleman, not to interject, but I would like some feedback.

XanatosForever
Gentleman, not to interject, but I would like some feedback.

Sorry.

I was going to say I liked that idea, but I'm not sure movie Magneto's quick enough to do anything to Vader before simply being strangled to death; for all his immense power, he has no defense against simple telekinesis.

It's the closest we've gotten to a balanced thread since page one, though. moar plz

How about Darth Sidious vs the One Above All? I think that would be a close one.

Lol, I'm kidding.

No, but really, how about Exar Kun vs Mandarin (from Iron Man)? Not sure which carnation of Mandarin would be best. I'm thinking the comics?

Originally posted by Eminence
Sorry.

I was going to say I liked that idea, but I'm not sure movie Magneto's quick enough to do anything to Vader before simply being strangled to death; for all his immense power, he has no defense against simple telekinesis.

It's the closest we've gotten to a balanced thread since page one, though. moar plz

I'm not sure how true that is, though I do believe you're right. His helmet was made to counteract psychic abilities, mostly due to Professor Xavier, but I don't know if that would include forms of psychokinesis.

There's also the fact it would be a form of Force manipulation, not standard Psy stuff.

I'll try and come up with something else a little later.

To be "realistic" about it though, there isn't anything from another universe or mythos that can defend against and counteract the Force.

I'm one of the two people against this idea.

i'm beginning to understand why. these universes are so different that this is going to be very opinionated no matter what.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
To be "realistic" about it though, there isn't anything from another universe or mythos that can defend against and counteract the Force.

Yes, but if we're going to be taking that route, lack of transparency will make for "this won't work against this" in every single thread, and that's hardly good debating.

I don't know if that's even the case. The Force usually manifests itself indirectly in an non alien form which should be able to be defended against using conventional means, and when the Force manifests directly it still exists as energy which should be able to be manipulated by general material manipulation, given enough control.

CB Magneto would also be spite against any Force User but movie Mags should be an even match for some of the mid-upper tier Force Users.

What about Rand al'Thor from Wot?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
To be "realistic" about it though, there isn't anything from another universe or mythos that can defend against and counteract the Force.

Nothing like the Cosmic Cube, Infinity Gauntlet or the Ultimate Nullfifier. Or beings like Agent Orange, Myx and Thanos.

Alright, how about instead of Jedi, we try and use someone a bit more easier to argue with.

How about Han Solo Versus Indiana Jones?

Both are master gunmen, though it can be argued that Han is the faster draw, and possibly better shot, while I think Indy's better in a brawl.

Reloaded Neo vs. Dark Empire Palpatine.

All of Manhattan.

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tHAT WOULD BE EPIC. sECONDED.

edit: Oh goddamn it.

Sure, I'll second that. With AC banned and gone no one has to worry about him popping and raging.

that would definitly be interesting. i already have no idea! aaaaah.

RE: Blaxican
Sure, I'll second that. With AC banned and gone no one has to worry about him popping and raging.

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So which suggestion is getting the nods? I'm assuming it's Eminence's.

Originally posted by Eminence
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