Snake vs. The Kanto region

Started by NemeBro7 pages

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
K. So now how about when the police start using Pokemon to track him due to about 300 people suddenly being murdered?
Lol. Police.

The entire world's government tried and failed.

The entire world's government didn't have Pokemon.

I expect he's trained to know what to avoid in his world as well. Is he expecting a random bird in the sky?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
K. So now how about when the police start using Pokemon to track him due to about 300 people suddenly being murdered?

They won't find him.

Also, snipes them.

So, Snake's only chance is to bump into a Rattata first, hopefully, and hope he can catch it, and try to train it and catch more pokemanz, and hope the elite four don't kick his ass. Right.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
The entire world's government didn't have Pokemon.

I expect he's trained to know what to avoid in his world as well. Is he expecting a random bird in the sky?

Pokemon who were dominated and enslaved by human beings.

Because they will know what Snake looks like right?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
The entire world's government didn't have Pokemon.

I expect he's trained to know what to avoid in his world as well. Is he expecting a random bird in the sky?

With the kind of shit Snake puts up with, he'll be expecting anything.

Especially considering everyone seems to be carrying around these godly monsters.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Pokemon who were dominated and enslaved by human beings.

Because they will know what Snake looks like right?

Hard not to find a guy in tights and a headband suspicious. 😐

Also, not really sure how that crap works. If Pokemon wanted they could kill every person on Earth.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
So, Snake's only chance is to bump into a Rattata first, hopefully, and hope he can catch it, and try to train it and catch more pokemanz, and hope the elite four don't kick his ass. Right.

Snake would just shoot the Elite Four =l

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Hard not to find a guy in tights and a headband suspicious. 😐

Also, not really sure how that crap works. If Pokemon wanted they could kill every person on Earth.

You are aware Snake is perfectly capable of disguising himself as a normal person right? He has gone incognito before. Also, in Pokemon, it's kinda... Not. 😐 Considering some of the outfits you see people wearing.

Nah. People>

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Hard not to find a guy in tights and a headband suspicious. 😐

Also, not really sure how that crap works. If Pokemon wanted they could kill every person on Earth.

Because Snake would really walk around in tights and a headband? Really?

Also, OctoCamo.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Pokemon who were dominated and enslaved by human beings.

Because they will know what Snake looks like right?

Yeah because they weren't ****ing befriended by anyone at all, right? OH! ****ING WAIT!

How about they look for the guy with a sniper rifle and all kinds of other gear running around alone in the forest?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Yeah because they weren't ****ing befriended by anyone at all, right? OH! ****ING WAIT!

How about they look for the guy with a sniper rifle and all kinds of other gear running around alone in the forest?

I never befriended a single one of my Pokemon in the games. 🙂

Because he will have all his gear out on display rite? Also, once he murders everyone in Pallet Town, he can raid Professor Oak for all his Pokemanz.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How about they look for the guy with a sniper rifle and all kinds of other gear running around alone in the forest?

Because Snake would really walk around with all that shit where anyone can see?

Also, OctoCamo

Originally posted by NemeBro
I never befriended a single one of my Pokemon in the games. 🙂

Because he will have all his gear out on display rite? Also, once he murders everyone in Pallet Town, he can raid Professor Oak for all his Pokemanz.

Good thing you aren't canon, then.

Well it's kinda hard to hide unlimited grenades and rounds for a variety of guns. He better pickup all his expended shells too, because something like an Ursaring or a Stunky could distinguish his scent among many and track it farther than any hunting dog.

I don't expect many people will leave their homes for much after say, the 100th person drops. So is Snake planning on completing this mission over his life time? That sounds hard, especially with more children being born every day.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Good thing you aren't canon, then.

Well it's kinda hard to hide unlimited grenades and rounds for a variety of guns. He better pickup all his expended shells too, because something like an Ursaring or a Stunky could distinguish his scent among many and track it farther than any hunting dog.

I don't expect many people will leave their homes for much after say, the 100th person drops. So is Snake planning on completing this mission over his life time? That sounds hard, especially with more children being born every day.

umad?

Show friendship with Pokemanz being canon requirements to control them. Team Rocket is not friends with their Pokemawn.

Hm. Actually, you made a valid point. Are there even guns in the Pokeverse? 😐 I cannot continue this debate until you answer this.

Nevermind, forgot about infinite headband.

Snake is a professional. He would in fact do that. Also, Snake would be lone gone. With Pokemon.

Well he will kill everyone in a town first, and Snake could do it to Pallet quickly enough so no one could call for helpz. Then he takes his new Pokemawn with him and snipes people off in each respective town, with Pokemon in case some Pokemon trainer can send one out to eat his ballz.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Good thing you aren't canon, then.

Well it's kinda hard to hide unlimited grenades and rounds for a variety of guns. He better pickup all his expended shells too, because something like an Ursaring or a Stunky could distinguish his scent among many and track it farther than any hunting dog.

I don't expect many people will leave their homes for much after say, the 100th person drops. So is Snake planning on completing this mission over his life time? That sounds hard, especially with more children being born every day.

It's called the Infinite Headband boyo.

Snake kinda would do that.

Snakes sneaks into people's homes and kills them.

Also, starts off by killing Bill and taking all Pokemanz 313

You aren't significant enough to make me mad. But I actually am much less patient right now.

Respect is required for anything strong. See Ash's Charizard. As for the rest of it, why does anything he calls out automatically listen to him instead of the trainer it likes? And how is this relevant at all?

Yes. There was an episode banned when Team Rocket used a gun.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You aren't significant enough to make me mad. But I actually am much less patient right now.

Respect is required for anything strong. See Ash's Charizard. As for the rest of it, why does anything he calls out automatically listen to him instead of the trainer it likes? And how is this relevant at all?

Yes. There was an episode banned when Team Rocket used a gun.

1. IMSAWRY.

2. Noncanon. Ash does not exist in the games. Well, unless you consider Red Ash. Why? Because that is how it works sir, I could beat the living shit out of a random Pokemon, catch it, and then it will do whatever the **** I say.

3. Yey.

One main problem for Snake will be Team Rocket. They're many, and I don't see him infiltrating their bases. I know, this sounds wrong. But look how simple their bases are, he won't have a lot of hiding places.

Originally posted by NemeBro
1. IMSAWRY.

2. Noncanon. Ash does not exist in the games. Well, unless you consider Red Ash. Why? Because that is how it works sir, I could beat the living shit out of a random Pokemon, catch it, and then it will do whatever the **** I say.

3. Yey.

Yes I know this is insincere as an apology, but I will still tell you that you are not significant enough to shorten my patience.

So we specified the games? All I see is the specification that Kanto is designed like the games, which, aside from some extra cities in the anime, is exactly the same as in the anime. No, you couldn't. There are few humans I know of to actually fight against Pokemon on their own. All battle a Rock or a Fighting type. The most impressive of which, Bruno, does not even strike the Onix in question.

Indeed.