Snake vs. The Kanto region

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
In MGS4, he has a special container for his cigarettes, for example. On each of his missions, Snake's goal is to be as if he were never there, something he's kinda been trained for his entire life.

Lol anime.

Lol anime.

Anime?

Then Snake will H2H it into submission.

No, why would it take his entire life? =l

Snake would take a week, maybe two, to get all the info he needs. Starts off by eliminating the key strategic targets he knows off. Starts off taking out towns in a single night, then disappearing. By the time he's taken out most towns, Kanto will likely be aware that something is amiss. However, they won't know who it is that's doing it. When Snake starts to take out the cities, he will be incognito. You'd also be surprised how far infinite C4 will get you. Evacuating the region would do very little, considering that by this time, Snake will have grown very used to his surroundings. Keep in mind they still don't know who he is.

Granted, many things can go wrong, but Snake is a born super human weapon, and his goal is killing humans. Imo, Snake wins 6.5/10

Unless he goes the Pokemanz route and just catches and trains an army of Pokemanz. Then he wins 9.5/10

Then how does he get anything done? It's pretty damn difficult to eliminate all traces of you.

Indeed.

Indeed.

Yes.

Nah. The Charizard lights him on fire and watches him burn.

'cause there's a lot of fuggin' people in an entire region. And by the time he kills 20 people he'll need to start laying even more low. Not knowing who makes little difference when the object is just to evacuate everyone anyway. Seriously, once the Elite Four and Gym Leaders start hunting for him, he's done for. And if we're using games, they bear a much closer resemblance to the manga, in which Blaine has befriended MewTwo.

Snake doesn't win at all when he has to take more than at least a month.

And if he trains an army of Pokemans, then he definitely loses as he's not beating the best trainers in the world. Brandon the Pyramid King resides in Kanto, he has the three Golems and a Ninjask. A Ninjask alone is too fast for Snake.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
The fact that idiot mobs like Team Rocket/Magma etc are still "at large" is proof enough that Snake could solo Kanto.

in srsbzns land (the manga) Team Rocket is a very serious threat, they created Mewtwo, controlled 4 of the 8 gym leaders of Kanto, kill without any qualms and are a very effective criminal syndicate.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Then how does he get anything done? It's pretty damn difficult to eliminate all traces of you.

Indeed.

Indeed.

Yes.

Nah. The Charizard lights him on fire and watches him burn.

'cause there's a lot of fuggin' people in an entire region. And by the time he kills 20 people he'll need to start laying even more low. Not knowing who makes little difference when the object is just to evacuate everyone anyway. Seriously, once the Elite Four and Gym Leaders start hunting for him, he's done for. And if we're using games, they bear a much closer resemblance to the manga, in which Blaine has befriended MewTwo.

Snake doesn't win at all when he has to take more than at least a month.

And if he trains an army of Pokemans, then he definitely loses as he's not beating the best trainers in the world. Brandon the Pyramid King resides in Kanto, he has the three Golems and a Ninjask. A Ninjask alone is too fast for Snake.

Dun know. Just what Snake does.

Non-canon.

Non-canon.

Non-canon.

Snake crawls through the heat with sheer will power, heals, then H2H's Charizard into submission.

Proof theres alot of people plz.

Snake kills them with a sniper rifle.

Prove manga is canon.

Why exactly can't he beat them?

Originally posted by Cyner
in srsbzns land (the manga) Team Rocket is a very serious threat, they created Mewtwo, controlled 4 of the 8 gym leaders of Kanto, kill without any qualms and are a very effective criminal syndicate.

They also have Down's Syndrom.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Except they have [b]pokemon. An advantage Snake does not have, **** guns. [/B]

Because Snake totally can't catch Pokemanz, rite?

And it would be somewhat amusing to see a Pokemanz get hit by a Railgun.

Snake slaughters his way to victory.

Well its based on the real Kanto region so... 40,000,000 people?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Dun know. Just what Snake does.

Non-canon.

Non-canon.

Non-canon.

Snake crawls through the heat with sheer will power, heals, then H2H's Charizard into submission.

Proof theres alot of people plz.

Snake kills them with a sniper rifle.

Prove manga is canon.

Why exactly can't he beat them?

K. So he doesn't eliminate all traces and is eventually tracked by something like an Ursaring or a Marill.

Very untrue. It may not be canon to this version of Kanto, but it is canon to the franchise and Pokemon can escape their Poke Balls.

See above.

See above.

Actually that fire incinerates him because it melts boulders and 10,000 ton glaciers.

It's a goddamn region with several cities and other locations.

And then he gets his ass kicked by one of their Pokemon. Perhaps Bruno's Machamp or Lance's Dragonite. Maybe even Brandon's Registeel which Snake cannot hurt at all.

The characters in the manga are based on the characters from the games. Pretty sure it's all officially licensed by Nintendo and whatnot as well.

Years of training with Pokemon, he'll have about a month or so with them. Not to mention I don't expect most to play by the fair rules of a battle. They'll just team up on him since, you know, he's a mass murderer.

WTF are you talking about? I JUST said, Snake makes sure he eliminates all traces of himself.

Prove it or GTFO.

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Heat is nothing to Snake. Willpower >

K. Except they're teeny tiny from what I've seen and know. Prove theres alot of people there. 🙂

They won't be able to find him.

Except it's a completely differerent universe. There are plenty of franchises that have that that have the original characters, plot, ect. They are non-canon.

Nah. Dun't take years, and Snake doesn't have "just a month". And if you want to talk about not playing fair, Snake just shoots everyone, and has his Pokemanz protect him. 🙂

Obvious trolls are obvious. Snake gets his nads gnawed off by a spearow. /thread.

Snake uses his superior reaction speed and strength to kick the spearow's head off.

Got anything else?

Nah man, Snake snipes and has Pokemanz he keeps on stealing protect him.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Snake uses his superior reaction speed and strength to kick the sparrow's head off.

Got anything else?

Prove GF let him win

Team Rocket and guize like Silver have their Pokemanz obey them.

Which is why he grinds boi.

He just shoots the trainer, then lets his lvl'd up Pokemanz raep the Pokemanz on the field.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
WTF are you talking about? I JUST said, Snake makes sure he eliminates all traces of himself.

Prove it or GTFO.

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Heat is nothing to Snake. Willpower >

K. Except they're teeny tiny from what I've seen and know. Prove theres alot of people there. 🙂

They won't be able to find him.

Except it's a completely differerent universe. There are plenty of franchises that have that that have the original characters, plot, ect. They are non-canon.

Nah. Dun't take years, and Snake doesn't have "just a month". And if you want to talk about not playing fair, Snake just shoots everyone, and has his Pokemanz protect him. 🙂

Not unless he leaves an air freshener everywhere he's been. And that kinda eliminates the point of getting rid of your traces.

Licensed by Nintendo.

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Prove it or GTFO.

Cities exist. Population proven.

Sure they will. Especially with that scent left behind.

Nothing that I know of says game Red is any different from manga Red other than plot which is perfectly understandable. Even the time difference from R/B/Y to G/S/C is the same. Three years.

Any Pokemon Snake trains is entirely useless against the much more experienced and powerful trainers he would end up facing. And yeah, shooting Lance or Bruno is a good idea. Piss of that Dragonite or Machamp and have it kick his ass. Totally a great idea.

Shoot trainer = angry pokemon = dead snake, period.

Most members of team rocket aren't total assholes, and almost all of them have had their pokemon for ages. Snake's introduction to them will be "HI, I SHOT YOUR TRAINER 😄"

😐 Yeah. So, Snake dies.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Not unless he leaves an air freshener everywhere he's been. And that kinda eliminates the point of getting rid of your traces.

Licensed by Nintendo.

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Prove it or GTFO.

Cities exist. Population proven.

Sure they will. Especially with that scent left behind.

Nothing that I know of says game Red is any different from manga Red other than plot which is perfectly understandable. Even the time difference from R/B/Y to G/S/C is the same. Three years.

Any Pokemon Snake trains is entirely useless against the much more experienced and powerful trainers he would end up facing. And yeah, shooting Lance or Bruno is a good idea. Piss of that Dragonite or Machamp and have it kick his ass. Totally a great idea.

Nah.

Means nothing.

YouTube video

Gives me the precise amount of the population plz.

Nah.

Dun matter. Alucard from the Hellsing TV series (Liscensed by the creator) is the exact same character as from the manga. Non-canon.

Because Snake totally would have only one weak Pokemanz on the field, rite? Also, they will not see Snake.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Shoot trainer = angry pokemon = dead snake, period.

Most members of team rocket aren't total assholes, and almost all of them have had their pokemon for ages. Snake's introduction to them will be "HI, I SHOT YOUR TRAINER 😄"

😐 Yeah. So, Snake dies.

They won't see Snake though, and he'll have several Pokemanz on the field.

Silver stole his Pokemanz from Elm and abused it. It obeyed him.

Nah, Snake wins.

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Nah.

Means nothing.

YouTube video

Gives me the precise amount of the population plz.

Nah.

Dun matter. Alucard from the Hellsing TV series (Liscensed by the creator) is the exact same character as from the manga. Non-canon.

Because Snake totally would have only one weak Pokemanz on the field, rite? Also, they will not see Snake.

Good job refuting the point. No, really. You're like, the best person I've ever argued with. /sarcasm

Actually it means it's licensed by Nintendo. If it didn't mean anything then they wouldn't be paying to license the stuff, 'cause, you know, it'd be useless.

Neat. Prove it's as hot as Charizard's flames.

As far as I know, no exact number exists. However the cities are quite large, and the idea of a relatively empty city is entirely ridiculous. Even if it was, the people are somewhere, who built the thing?

Means nothing in regards to the Pokemon franchise.

Well, yeah. And if he has too many, then somebody's gonna be wondering what a random Onix is doing in the forest, or a random Charizard, Gyrados, Tauros, Magmar, Machamp, or some other powerful Pokemon. And he will need one of these in order to survive against someone more powerful. None of those Pokemon typically reside in the forest that surrounds most cities. Can Snake disguise his Pokemon as well as himself? What happens when the police Pokemon spot this circle of out of place Pokemon surrounding what looks like to be nothing?

Edit: Then they spot his several Pokemans out on the field.

Prove Silver abused his Pokemon.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Good job refuting the point. No, really. You're like, the best person I've ever argued with. /sarcasm

Actually it means it's licensed by Nintendo. If it didn't mean anything then they wouldn't be paying to license the stuff, 'cause, you know, it'd be useless.

Neat. Prove it's as hot as Charizard's flames.

As far as I know, no exact number exists. However the cities are quite large, and the idea of a relatively empty city is entirely ridiculous. Even if it was, the people are somewhere, who built the thing?

Means nothing in regards to the Pokemon franchise.

Well, yeah. And if he has too many, then somebody's gonna be wondering what a random Onix is doing in the forest, or a random Charizard, Gyrados, Tauros, Magmar, Machamp, or some other powerful Pokemon. And he will need one of these in order to survive against someone more powerful. None of those Pokemon typically reside in the forest that surrounds most cities. Can Snake disguise his Pokemon as well as himself? What happens when the police Pokemon spot this circle of out of place Pokemon surrounding what looks like to be nothing?

Edit: Then they spot his several Pokemans out on the field.

Prove Silver abused his Pokemon.

Thx. You do realize Snake could just, idk, change his scent, right?

Final Fantasy Dissidia is licensed by Square Enix. I guess Cloud fights multiversal level threats.

k, but before I do, you do realize I'm not being srs about that, rite?

They dun look that large to me.

Licensing =/= Canon.

Where the **** in your head did you get it that Snake is out camping in some woods? 😐

Its called Pokeballz. Also, what kind of Pokemanz does the Police have

Too lazy, will do tomorrow if I care enough.

Also, this includes only the first 151 Pokemanz rite? Cause if there's moar, Snake would moar likely then not lose.