Mario vs Dante

Originally posted by BloodRain
Cos its not a weapon?

>.> I take it you wernt literal in asking for the weight *cough*

Link bugs my phone, will use my imagination.

Picture a bomb with feet about 3 or 4 times the size of Mario. Now picture Mario picking that up and throwing it maybe 10 feet max.

Lol ok.
Either way these feats < Devil Bringer.

Speed is still a win card. Mario's like peak human, right?

Mario can run fast enough to take off for flight with a cape and a raccoon tail.

That is uh, not a speed feat. haermm

That said, BloodRain never played Mario 64. Leave this maggot to rot.

Shh. He doesn't know any better.

LEAVE THE ****ING MAGGOT TO ROT!!!

But maggots don't rot. They merely feed on things that do.

I must therefore keep this thread alive to starve him.

Dont have to play to know it means nothing #-#

Maggots can in fact rot.

God.

Bacteria can rot a maggot.

And a rotting maggot is the lowest of the low.

So you guys are acting as the bacteria here? /ponders

What was this topic about again?

Maggots and bacteria?

..or how Dante > Mario. The former wins both.

Originally posted by XMr. WinterX
he has only one star tho and only one of every mushroom not flower or rock and metal form but all weapons while Dante is also limited in some things to

I don't even know what "all weapons" even means anymore. Shoot, the rock form IS a mushroom.

And that one star should be this one.

Ditto. Take away the rock and what he said makes sense.

Thats like the big, yellow mushroom in NewSMB without the retroness. A larger target basically. Unless he's trying to run into Dante which would be fun to see.

As far as I know Dante doesn't have a self destruct button on his head, there is litterally nothing Mario could do to incapacitate or kill him. Dante could sit in a chair and wait for Mario to die of old age.

There's plenty that Mario can do to kill Dante, assuming items count as weapons. Earthquakes, lightning, blizzards, paralysis, fireballs, etc. Or use his hammer or drop him off in another dimension or something.

Originally posted by The Scenario
There's plenty that Mario can do to kill Dante, assuming items count as weapons. Earthquakes, lightning, blizzards, paralysis, fireballs, etc. Or use his hammer or drop him off in another dimension or something.

Due to Dante's damage soak / healing capabilities and the scope/potential damage of Mario's power ups nothing you've mentioned would cause Dante to even bat an eyelid. Teleporting him to another dimension (which I've never seen Mario do) could constitute a BFR though. Mario has enough trouble with inconsequential fodder like Goombas and Koopas... hell poor guy gets hurt bumping into enemies.

Jump, Trish, Frosts, Noctpteran/Soul Eater, Ifrit, Savior punch and Jackpot return fire/he comes and goes trough dimensions in 3/4 games.

As I remember fire attacks are near enough Mario's weakness.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
As far as I know Dante doesn't have a self destruct button on his head, there is litterally nothing Mario could do to incapacitate or kill him. Dante could sit in a chair and wait for Mario to die of old age.

Mario has enough trouble with inconsequential fodder like Goombas and Koopas... hell poor guy gets hurt bumping into enemies.

Mario drops a ****ing castle on him, y'know, after turning off all of Dante's abilities with his omniversal power. 😐

"I HAVE TROUBLE LIFTING KING BOB OMB BUT CAN DROPKICK A CASTLE HURHUR" 😕

There is no Purity Heart. That was dealt with by page 2.