Slay's Quest for World Championhood

I know what you ***** (RJ) are thinking: ''Here comes that ******* cuntface dick Slay with his gay soccer talk''. Nein, mein friends, as none of you know, one of my goals in life is to become a World Champion. For the last odd 25 years, I was distracted by things that are considered important in life instead of pursuing childish dreams, but recent events have left me with a ridiculous amount of spare time, which has enabled me to start my quest for world championhood.

If you thought that last sentence was quite odd, check this:

I'm going to let you decide what I should (try to) become a World Champion in! It can be anything from cellphone tossing to sheep shaving, as long as there are official World Championships. This is probably going to go off-topic within 5 posts, but I'm desperate enough to turn to KMC for advice, so **** me right?

EDIT: Forgot to add, preferably, I'd become a world champion in something that requires little to no talent, as I'm too old to get into all kinds of sports while still have a realistic oppurtunity of becoming world champion in them. So suggestions like kickboxing or speedskating won't work, sorry Dave.

Champion kick boxer.

You can do it,

Originally posted by Slay
I know what you ***** (RJ) are thinking: ''Here comes that ******* cuntface dick Slay with his gay soccer talk''. Nein, mein friends, as none of you know, one of my goals in life is to become a World Champion. For the last odd 25 years, I was distracted by things that are considered important in life instead of pursuing childish dreams, but recent events have left me with a ridiculous amount of spare time, which has enabled me to start my quest for world championhood.

If you thought that last sentence was quite odd, check this:

I'm going to let you decide what I should (try to) become a World Champion in! It can be anything from cellphone tossing to sheep shaving, as long as there are official World Championships. This is probably going to go off-topic within 5 posts, but I'm desperate enough to turn to KMC for advice, so **** me right?

EDIT: Forgot to add, preferably, I'd become a world champion in something that requires little to no talent, as I'm too old to get into all kinds of sports while still have a realistic oppurtunity of becoming world champion in them. So suggestions like kickboxing or speedskating won't work, sorry Dave.

So you want to become the best at something, but you want us to tell you what to choose? If you choose to be the best at something (World Champion), it should be at something you are passionate about.

Doing it this way makes you look like a droid. But OK, I'll play.

Uno, the card game.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So you want to become the best at something, but you want us to tell you what to choose? If you choose to be the best at something (World Champion), it should be at something you are passionate about.

Doing it this way makes you look like a droid. But OK, I'll play.

Uno, the card game.

Don't see how it makes me look like a droid. It's more for fun anyway. Also, Uno is gay, so it won't be that.

Originally posted by Slay
Well if I could choose being the best at something, I would win 4 Grand ****ing Slams a year, have millions of dollars in prize money, a Nike sponsorship deal and a villa just outside of Monte Carlo. Sometimes, things just don't work out that way, do they?

Don't see how it makes me look like a droid. It's more for fun anyway. Also, Uno is gay, so it won't be that.

Well, what are you into? Besides soccer?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, what are you into? Besides soccer?

Soccer!

Originally posted by Slay
I guess I didn't explain it right. To say it's a dream of mine to become a World Champion is a mild exaggeration. I just always thought it would be fun to be a World Champion in some ludicrous activity such as the aforementioned Cellphone Throwing. Only I can't think of anything that would also be mildly fun to do that doesn't require a ridiculous amount of talent to become World Champion in. Consider it like someone thinking about what Guinness record they want to break. Only it has to have an offical world championship.

You're right, this makes more sense.

Speed typing.
Speed reading.
Horseshoe throwing.
Playing quarters.
Pumpkin carving.
Loud belching.
Distance spitting.
Speed eating a 12" pizza.

i vote for quarters

I don't know what quarters is. Distance spitting could work though. I wonder if there's a world championship of cigarette-butt shooting.

Originally posted by Slay
I don't know what quarters is. Distance spitting sounds good though. I've always been quite good at spitting. I wonder if there's a world championship of cigarette-butt shooting.

Quarters is when you bounce a quarter off the table, trying to bounce it into a full shot glass.

beer drinking game.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Speed typing.

Good thing he doesn't have to compete with a billion people on that.

Wouldn't it just be easier to make up your own? I know, I know, you want a trophy or competition or something. But realistically, anything that has an official championship would take a ton of time, skill, practice, and luck to even come close to win. Barring a find where you're already pretty good at it and have a reasonable shot at competing, you may have to face the music at some point.

it be funny if he did but some one beat him the 1st time around.

but what would you have in mind digi?

not a bad idea to make your own game and master it.

Dude I got it. Eating hard boiled eggs.

Originally posted by King Castle
it be funny if he did but some one beat him the 1st time around.

but what would you have in mind digi?

not a bad idea to make your own game and master it.

World Champion of masturbating in my room. Ya'll are screwed. Not literally, of course. But I have quite the head start.

Go!

...

See? it's easy. I'm the best in the world at something.

fdog

Realistically, there is one thing I might able to claim as best in the world that someone might care about, but it's equally stupid. There's no championship though, so it fails Slay's criteria.

Originally posted by Slay
I know what you ***** (RJ) are thinking: ''Here comes that ******* cuntface dick Slay with his gay soccer talk''. Nein, mein friends, as none of you know, one of my goals in life is to become a World Champion. For the last odd 25 years, I was distracted by things that are considered important in life instead of pursuing childish dreams, but recent events have left me with a ridiculous amount of spare time, which has enabled me to start my quest for world championhood.

If you thought that last sentence was quite odd, check this:

I'm going to let you decide what I should (try to) become a World Champion in! It can be anything from cellphone tossing to sheep shaving, as long as there are official World Championships. This is probably going to go off-topic within 5 posts, but I'm desperate enough to turn to KMC for advice, so **** me right?

EDIT: Forgot to add, preferably, I'd become a world champion in something that requires little to no talent, as I'm too old to get into all kinds of sports while still have a realistic oppurtunity of becoming world champion in them. So suggestions like kickboxing or speedskating won't work, sorry Dave.

Hell man.....going out and doing any physical active is great and who the Hell cares about RJ. His daily activity are going to the crapper, fridge, coach/TV and back to PC again. Dont let RJ and his crap bug you. Theres always the ignore option.

dont forget checking out the hot chicks at work that are 20's yrs younger them him and his hi light when they say hi to him and walk off snickering at him.. 😂

anyways...

how about mastering connect four?

to become a champion that requires no skill?

then everyone becomes a champion