Slay's Quest for World Championhood

Originally posted by The Nuul
Hell man.....going out and doing any physical active is great and who the Hell cares about RJ. Dont let RJ and his crap bug you. Theres always the ignore option.

Apparently the two of you do. If you "didn't care", that implies a state of indifference, which requires no energy or effort. The fact that my name has been mentioned in the OP (mind you there were a shitload of people calling soccer gay, but he singled me out, further proof that he cares), and now by you, that proves you do care. After all, you took the effort to mention my name, that proves that "Who cares about RJ", or a state of indifference, is a crock, and that you do care. ✅

Indifference: No effort or energy.
Caring: Mentioning my name.

See how that works?

Originally posted by The Nuul
His daily activity are going to the crapper, fridge, coach/TV and back to PC again.

Not to mention work, the gym, and whatever errands are in order. And I have a laptop, not a PC, babe. But hey, continue pretending you know me on a personal level, yeah!!!

See? More effort on your part. I'm flattered.

Originally posted by King Castle
dont forget checking out the hot chicks at work that are 20's yrs younger them him and his hi light when they say hi to him and walk off snickering at him.. 😂

I don't approach them, they approach me, duder ✅ Most relationships I've been in, I am the one who is pursued. 😄

But enough of that. When are you gonna post more fake pics of yourself? Or pics of you and Chuck Norris? Win any MMA tournaments lately?

i dont do MMA tournaments.. beneath me on principle.. anyways when are you gonna write another horror story?

Originally posted by King Castle
i dont do MMA tournaments.. beneath me on principle.. anyways when are you gonna write another horror story?

I've never written a horror story in my life.

Originally posted by Slay
I So suggestions like kickboxing or speedskating won't work, sorry Dave.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Beneath you meaning you'd have your ass handed to you.

I've never written a horror story in my life.

in the ring and even worse in an alley...boxing

i thought u wrote horror stories under a pen name stephen something..bloigensrug

Originally posted by King Castle
all i know is i can beat this guy for sure..

in the ring and even worse in an alley...boxing

i thought u wrote horror stories under a pen name stephen something..bloigensrug

crylaugh

And nah. The man is brilliant, though, thanks for thinking so highly of me.

Whatever you do, Slay, just don't go for Air Guitar. . .

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Apparently the two of you do. If you "didn't care", that implies a state of indifference, which requires no energy or effort. The fact that my name has been mentioned in the OP (mind you there were a shitload of people calling soccer gay, but he singled me out, further proof that he cares), and now by you, that proves you do care. After all, you took the effort to mention my name, that proves that "Who cares about RJ", or a state of indifference, is a crock, and that you do care. ✅

Basically, I just guess the Nuul misinterpreted the sentiments of that particular part of the post.

Originally posted by Scythe
Whatever you do, Slay, just don't go for Air Guitar. . .

I mean, the current champion threw a cellphone for 74 m. I should be able to do that. With a bit of practice.

Yay, one less air-guitarist.

Originally posted by Slay
In my defense, mentioning you in the OP was more of a joke because I'd expect a lot of people thinking the post would be about football, just going by the thread's title. Since you were one of the two people who were actually debating in the soccer is gay thread etc. No hard feelings.

Basically, I just guess the Nuul misinterpreted the sentiments of that particular part of the post.

I know it was a joke, dude. That's why I responded so light-heartedly. The post you quoted is more to Nuul.

You gonna do the boiled egg eating or what?

I think you should go for distance or pinpoint spitting. Or maybe building a house of cards. Or climb a tree and stay there for a long time. Submerged in water, maybe?

Slay,

Get yourself a Guinness World Records book and look through it. I'm certain you'll find something that both has a 'World Championship' status and something you might already be decent at.

Then train yourself like The Batman, but focus solely on that one thing.

ski ball....

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3965466039_2b68097993_b.jpg

Become a champion fisherman. (Bassmasters)

These guys are Friggon' Masters of fishing, Check it, their tag line is "Ultimate Lake Fishing"

with words like "Masters" and "Ultimate" how could it not be awesome?

On the website for bassmasters.ca - they say

"Our goal at Bassmasters Canada is to help you find great places to fish, learn about becoming a pro tournament fisherman"

Becoming a pro in tournaments? in ultimate lake fishing?
Is it just me, or does that sound like a john woo film?
He was a Pro Fisherman, But they killed his family, and now hes out for Revenge....
ULTIMATE LAKE FISHING! just need to cast nick cage, and get some guys to jump over things while firing guns.

and Sir, think of all the tail you'd get, boasting about the time you caught a 50lbs bass.
chicks would be most impressed.

Championship awaits.