Who is most likely to...

The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

3) Seduce She Hulk...

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly...

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

3) Seduce She Hulk...

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly...

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...

2: Thor or wolverine

3: Juggernaut 😈

4: Superman

5: Superman

6: Wolverine

7: Batman has the best chance but none can really do it.

8: Superman.No dick...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

Prolly Hal.

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

Thor.

3) Seduce She Hulk...

Thor.

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

Superman.

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly...

Batman.

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...

Prolly Batman.

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...

Batman.

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...

Batman. He's only into young boys in capes and short shorts.

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm... Hal (and then he'd get toasted)

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)... Hal (and then he'd get an(other) STD)

3) Seduce She Hulk... Hal (and it would turn out to be a She-Hulk from a parallel universe... with another STD)

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes... Batman (as Bruce Wayne)

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly... Thor (after asking nicely... along with casting region-wide storms)

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club... Wolverine (to make up for the formulaic forced hero fight over a misunderstanding that lasts two pages)

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess... Superman (during a friendly game of chess against Lex in his mild-mannered Clark Kent persona that would catch Lex off-guard)

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman... Superman (he already did it for thousands of years... cuz he's clearly that very ghey) vin

"8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman... Superman (he already did it for thousands of years... cuz he's clearly that very ghey)"

LOL!

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

Wolverine. "Hey bub this place only got warm beer so FU** YOU!"

Batman for all of them

The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

logan

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

logan, hal, batman

3) Seduce She Hulk...

logan

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

who cares?

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly... seen as he's not in the middle east and most of its governments would arrest and extradite him if he was, it really could is moot

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club... provided that's a gay club I would say bucky is the most recomended one, otherwise it would be impossible

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess... batman

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman... that's a hard one. SM is a stern virgin, but batman already has robin...

Originally posted by 753
The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

logan

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

logan, hal, batman

3) Seduce She Hulk...

logan

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

who cares?

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly... seen as he's not in the middle east and most of its governments would arrest and extradite him if he was, it really could is moot

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club... provided that's a gay club I would say bucky is the most recomended one, otherwise it would be impossible

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess... batman

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman... that's a hard one. SM is a stern virgin, but batman already has robin...

In conclusion: All the characters are gay?

anyway.

1) Thor, because he already did it.
2) Superman or Thor
3) Superman or Thor
4) Batman
5) Probably Bruce.
6) Thor, because cap wants him.
7) Superman for sure.
8) Superman and Thor, because they are both virgins.

Originally posted by amnesia
In conclusion: All the characters are gay?

anyway.

1) Thor, because he already did it.
2) Superman or Thor
3) Superman or Thor
4) Batman
5) Probably Bruce.
6) Thor, because cap wants him.
7) Superman for sure.
8) Superman and Thor, because they are both virgins.

Just the ones with age innapropriate short pants wearing sidekicks (not that only gay people molest children, straight people do that too)

SM is not gay, just a repressed assexuate virgin. Thor sports the hair metal look though mhmm

Originally posted by 753
Just the ones with age innapropriate short pants wearing sidekicks (not that only gay people molest children, straight people do that too)

SM is not gay, just a repressed assexuate virgin. Thor sports the hair metal look though mhmm

The instant someone makes a joke about batmans sexuality it makes me think of rainbow batman.

Your probably right about superman, i doubt he knows what sex is.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

3) Seduce She Hulk...

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly...

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...

only a gay person could succesfully resist being seduced by wonderwoman biscuits

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...
wolverine, then die a second later

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...
Thor

3) Seduce She Hulk...
Thor

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...
Superman

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly...
Superman

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...
Wolverine

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...
Batman i guess

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...
Superman

id love to see wolverine convince cap to go to a strip club. lmao that would be so funneh

Why's Thor getting all the seducing picks? I mean, yea, he's a hottie no doubt, but he's married, and he doesn't go after girls often. Or are we talking back when he was single? (Sidenote: Thor, The Mighty Avenger has shown Thor start a relationship with a girl. Such a hottie! Though really, she seems to be picking him up. Does that count? Being the one picked up?).

I'd say Logan for 2, and hm, Logan hasn't been interested in She-Hulk in the past, so a different character.

Are we talking 'Batman' or can he go as Bruce Wayne too? Because as Bruce he's much better than as Batman.

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
The contestants:
Thor
Wolverine
Superman
Batman
Hal Jordan

Ok...who is most likely to:

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

3) Seduce She Hulk...

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly...

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...

1. Wolverine
2. Batman (assuming it's Bruce)
3. Hal Jordan
4. Batman (assuming again, it's Bruce)
5. Superman
6. Batman (see above)
7. Batman
8. Hal, probably.

Hm, resisting Diana isn't all that 'hard', mainly because she's up front about it and doesn't play games. "I am interested in dating, would you like to come with me?" kind of stuff.

She's good looking but in seducing skills, she's no Amora. Though turning her down does tend to result in a lot of kicking oneself later.

Originally posted by Q99
Hm, resisting Diana isn't all that 'hard', mainly because she's up front about it and doesn't play games. "I am interested in dating, would you like to come with me?" kind of stuff.

She's good looking but in seducing skills, she's no Amora. Though turning her down does tend to result in a lot of kicking oneself later.

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
oh come on, how would her saying "i am interested in procreation, you should probably take off your pants" not be boner-ific?