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Originally posted by Lord_Talron
oh come on, how would her saying "i am interested in procreation, you should probably take off your pants" not be boner-ific?

Oh, it definitely would, it's just that if someone has existing circumstances she won't try and get past them or anything.

"Sorry, I'm already involved with Sif/Lois/Ollie/etc.," would be the end of it, while other characters (like Amora and others who specialize in seduction) would continue and try and wear down defenses and would require more will than just turning her down once.

Originally posted by -Pr-

8. Hal, probably.
lol

Originally posted by Q99
Why's Thor getting all the seducing picks? I mean, yea, he's a hottie no doubt, but he's married, and he doesn't go after girls often. Or are we talking back when he was single? (Sidenote: Thor, The Mighty Avenger has shown Thor start a relationship with a girl. Such a hottie! Though really, she seems to be picking him up. Does that count? Being the one picked up?).

Outside of 80s hair metal groupies I dont see him taking it.

Originally posted by Q99
Why's Thor getting all the seducing picks? I mean, yea, he's a hottie no doubt, but he's married, and he doesn't go after girls often. Or are we talking back when he was single? (Sidenote: Thor, The Mighty Avenger has shown Thor start a relationship with a girl. Such a hottie! Though really, she seems to be picking him up. Does that count? Being the one picked up?).

I'd say Logan for 2, and hm, Logan hasn't been interested in She-Hulk in the past, so a different character.

Are we talking 'Batman' or can he go as Bruce Wayne too? Because as Bruce he's much better than as Batman.

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Since when is Thor married?

Apparently Thor's very attractive. When the Avenger females were rating men, even She-Hulk gave Thor 10 out of 10 I believe. And at that time, I think she disliked his attitude for some reason.

Even Hercules has nothing on Thor...

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/WaspPimp5.jpg

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For the seduction questions, to me it depends on if the listed guys are actively trying to seduce the girl or not. At the least, they'd have to want to get into a girl's pants. If they are, I'd give it to Thor or Superman. Probably Thor. I've seen girls just gravitate towards on him multiple occasions and remark on his good looks. Asgardian women literally get into fights over Thor. Once, I think a woman fainted -or had an orgasm- when she saw Thor flying by.

Originally posted by 753
Outside of 80s hair metal groupies I dont see him taking it.

Believe it or not, females are actually attracted to long haired men with huge muscles.

Originally posted by amnesia
Believe it or not, females are actually attracted to long haired men with huge muscles.

He. I was mocking the whitesnake look writers give him from time to time, but he does look like fabio often enough too. Both looks have fallen out of favour in most places in the world now.

Thor's looks are for the most part a sorry excuse for a thundergod. The ultimate one looked ok, still should have more of a forde of nature thing going on for him.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Since when is Thor married?

Isn't he married to Sif at some point?

*Looks up* Ok, I thought they were, but they merely promised to marry at some point. My mistake.


Apparently Thor's very attractive. When the Avenger females were rating men, even She-Hulk gave Thor 10 out of 10 I believe. And at that time, I think she disliked his attitude for some reason.

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For the seduction questions, to me it depends on if the listed guys are actively trying to seduce the girl or not. At the least, they'd have to want to get into a girl's pants. If they are, I'd give it to Thor or Superman. Probably Thor. I've seen girls just gravitate towards on him multiple occasions and remark on his good looks. Asgardian women literally get into fights over Thor.

Here's some scans of Thor being attractive.

That's the thing about Thor- he shows interest without coming on too strong. It's more, "Hi, I'm attractive and available," in a single smile.

I don't know where he'd learn that in Asgard, but it's an attitude that's very attractive.

Originally posted by Q99
Isn't he married to Sif at some point?

*Looks up* Ok, I thought they were, but they merely promised to marry at some point. My mistake.

Yea, they were engaged, but it didn't work out.

Originally posted by Q99
Here's some scans of Thor being attractive.

That's the thing about Thor- he shows interest without coming on too strong. It's more, "Hi, I'm attractive and available," in a single smile.

I don't know where he'd learn that in Asgard, but it's an attitude that's very attractive.

I honestly can't remember when Thor has ever actively tried to seduce a girl etc. Unlike Hercules. Thor's just....there and girls flock to him. I think he once brought flowers or something to Sif. He might have hit on some random chick once but I'm not too sure.

Fun fact: Originally, Thor never grew up with Sif. She was basically a child he use to bounce on his knee. It wasn't until he came back to Asgard from Earth that he noticed she had become a woman, and was you know, hittable.

Edit: I just realized your a chick. Lol.

hahaha, chicks on vs forums... Oh wow...

1) Walk to straight up to Mephisto (face to face) and tell him "F**K YOU!!" while in Mephisto's realm...

Wolverine is the only one who would use that kind of language. If you don't mean literally, everyone of them would stand up to Mephisto even in his own realm.

2) Seduce a hot chick (just some normal hot human babe)...

Wolverine has a higher level of pheromones that make him more alluring to woman; but Bruce has also got pick up skills and cash to boot.
Of course, Superman or Thor could simply say " Hi, I'm Superman" and "Greetings, I'm Thor" but they wouldn't do that.

3) Seduce She Hulk...

She-Hulk is a tramp who will sleep with anybody who can press more than 80 tonnes: That leaves just Supes and Thor

4) Talk the President out of a massive increase in taxes...

Nobody - that's like talking Death out of death.

5) Convince the peoples' of the Middle East to hand over Bin Laden willingly..

Only Superman.

6) Talk Captain America into getting a lap dance at a "butt naked" club...

Only Thor could, but he wouldn't. Wolverine would try.

7) Beat Lex Luthor at a game of chess...

Cap or Batman - not as smart in most ways but better strategists.

8) Successful resist being seduced by Wonder Woman...

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?

Sorry, Cap wasn't an option, was he?

Originally posted by 753
He. I was mocking the whitesnake look writers give him from time to time, but he does look like fabio often enough too. Both looks have fallen out of favour in most places in the world now.

Thor's looks are for the most part a sorry excuse for a thundergod. The ultimate one looked ok, still should have more of a forde of nature thing going on for him.

Check out this version, much better.

^ that looks like zeus :/

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
^ that looks like zeus :/

Does Zeus have a flying carriage pulled by rams and a Mjolnir? Btw the mythological Thor has red hair and Zeus blonde, not the other way around.

Anyway the pic is from a scandinavian comic about Valhalla.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Check out this version, much better.

This does look much better than thor's average.

I'm pretty sure mythological Thor was a stout guy with a thick red beard, not a tall cleanshaven Fabio.

As for the thread: Batman in all categories.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Does Zeus have a flying carriage pulled by rams and a Mjolnir? Btw the mythological Thor has red hair and Zeus blonde, not the other way around.

Anyway the pic is from a scandinavian comic about Valhalla.

Zeus was blonde?

Originally posted by 753
Zeus was blonde?

I always imagine Zeus with white or gray hair personally, but I don't know if they ever stated what hair color he had.

Although whenever he transformed into animals in order to rape mortal women he seemed to always be white (the bull, the swan, etc)

*shrug*

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I always imagine Zeus with white or gray hair personally, but I don't know if they ever stated what hair color he had.

Although whenever he transformed into animals in order to rape mortal women he seemed to always be white (the bull, the swan, etc)

*shrug*

Never quite got why changing into a bull would help you get close to women..

Anyway yea white it is my mistake. Some modern artist have depicted him with blonde hair.

Thor slept with Moondragon didn't he?

Then she went lesbian 😄