Whats the best fart?

1. Wet farts

2. Silent but deadly

3. Loud and stinky

4. The machine gun/rapid little farts that doesnt stink.

5. The big bomb/one big one that doesnt stink.

6. Other

2. Nothing beats a good old fashioned stealth attack.

6. other: the hot ones that warm you up at night

What about queefs?

The one where poop doesn't come out.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
The one where poop doesn't come out.

Even the turtle head fart?

I can tell you the worst kind. You're sitting there, you feel the sudden need to take a shit. You run to the bathroom, drop pants, sit, and nothing comes out but a huge air fart.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can tell you the worst kind. You're sitting there, you feel the sudden need to take a shit. You run to the bathroom, drop pants, sit, and nothing comes out but a huge air fart.

The oh shit/panic fart, eh?

Originally posted by The Nuul
The oh shit/panic fart, eh?

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can tell you the worst kind. You're sitting there, you feel the sudden need to take a shit. You run to the bathroom, drop pants, sit, and nothing comes out but a huge air fart.

That's the 'I had receptive anal sex last night' fart, ***.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's the 'I had receptive anal sex last night' fart, ***.

You seem to have an obsession with the thought of me engaged in anal sex with a man. Disturbing.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, that's the "I'm constipated" fart, spicarooni.

You seem to have an obsession with the thought of me engaged in anal sex with a man. Disturbing.

Who says it was with a man or Human? Anyways....still disturbing.

On topic...

The farts where the gas bubble starts at the top of your stomach then works it way down hurts like a mother****er.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
2. Nothing beats a good old fashioned stealth attack.

Silent but violent?

Originally posted by The Nuul

The farts where the gas bubble starts at the top of your stomach then works it way down hurts like a mother****er.

Believe that's a rowdy rumbler.

The one when you're sitting down and a little comes out and its just a bubble trapped between your ass cheeks and you can feel it and you have to move around to release it. Annoying bugger.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
The one when you're sitting down and a little comes out and its just a bubble trapped between your ass cheeks and you can feel it and you have to move around to release it. Annoying bugger.

The Spanish Prisoner

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What would a backwards fart be.....a gas bubble?