Whats the best fart?

Originally posted by The Nuul
What would a backwards fart be.....a gas bubble?

Like sucking air into your ass?

That can be done by some people.

Originally posted by Robtard
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What about the The Bathtub Fart?

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Originally posted by The Nuul
What about the The Bathtub Fart?

aka, The Scuba Diver

I loved those as a kid, haven't taken a bath in decades though; those can't happen in the shower.

I remember the desks in high school had really hard plastic chairs. When you fart, if you cocked your ass just right, it would make it that much louder.

Originally posted by Robtard
aka, The Scuba Diver

I loved those as a kid, haven't taken a bath in decades though; those can't happen in the shower.

However, this....

The Shower Fart: These are a lot worse than bathtub farts, due to conditions of humidity and heat. George Carlin once said that you can tolerate the smell of your own farts, but shower farts are the exception to that rule.

What about Shart's?

Farts are farts are farts. The only thing that distinguishes one from another is hangtime.

When you fart and leave the room, then come back 30 minutes later and it is still waiting for you, that is an accomplishment.

Bed farts are the best. You can trap the stink under the sheets.

best fart would be lighting it on fire...

What about dog farts? have you smelled those? Freaking Silent but lethal is what those are. 😘

Originally posted by The Nuul
Even the turtle head fart?

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The worst kind is the ones that sting. They are usually loud but come out with too much force and it stings.

The other worst kind are when you have diarrhea but you have to fart and you know that it's a possibility that a bit o' pewp juices will come out...but you gamble it.

I still say the bed farts.