Lich King runs the Popular VG Gauntlet Part 2

Started by NemeBro10 pages

Samus would in all likelihood beat the Lich King.

Originally posted by I_Cheat_U_LOSE
After overcoming difficult odds and adding Solid Snake (MGS), Ryu (SF), Link (LoZ), Cloud (FF), Samus (Metroid), and Dante (DMC) to his undead army. The Lich King seeks to add more fan favorite video game characters to his undead army.

As Before if the Lich King's opponent(s) dies, he is allowed to reanimate their corpses as his minion, the Lich King can continuously reanimate the corpses of his fallen foes as long as their bodies remain in tact. Reanimated opponent's/heroes retain all skills and abilities that are not related to the soul (ex: powers given due to genetics, intense training, technology, blood, intellect, sorcery)

The Lich King starts off fully rested and fully powered after feeding off the souls of Solid Snake, Ryu, Link, Cloud, Samus, and Dante.
To make it fair, the Lich King is only allowed to summon the party of Solid Snake, Ryu, Link, Cloud, Samus, and Dante (as loyal minions who fight by his side) twice in this gauntlet.

1. Chris Redfield w/ best equipment
2. Lara Croft w/ best equipment
3. Mario
4. Master Chief w/ best equipment
5. Super Sonic
6. Kratos w/ all weapons and upgrades

Do not know much about Mario, so I'll ignore him.

Ryu alone would be enough to take care of Chris and Lara. Samus, Dante or Link would walk all over Master Chief.

That means Super Sonic is up next, who is by and far, the most powerful dude in this gauntlet.
That's where it ends for the LK and his servants. SS could casually stomp the LK, his servants and even his entire army, before they could even think about attacking.

Meanwhile, Kratos sits back, drinks boiling tea, and joyously laughs at the King & his merry band of very unlucky servants.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I reckon he'd walk the first gauntlet. The only threat is Dante but I think that the Lich King would take him.

Cloud would get owned... You have to remember that Cloud has his attack limited to 9999. Even using the Mime trick he'd die of old age long before the Lich King would die.

Samus is a far bigger threat than Dante can ever hope to be.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Do not know much about Mario, so I'll ignore him.

Ryu alone would be enough to take care of Chris and Lara. Samus, Dante or Link would walk all over Master Chief.

That means Super Sonic is up next, who is by and far, the most powerful dude in this gauntlet.
That's where it ends for the LK and his servants. SS could casually stomp the LK, his servants and even his entire army, before they could even think about attacking.

Meanwhile, Kratos sits back, drinks boiling tea, and joyously laughs at the King & his merry band of very unlucky servants.

Samus is a far bigger threat than Dante can ever hope to be.

While Supersonic is destroying the Lich King... Kratos has Amy Rose bent over. With Tails and Knuckles' heads stuck on each of his sword things... Laughing at how stupid Sonic looks while transforming into Super Sonic (see Sonic Adventure 2... the wanking scene as I like to call it)

Samus isn't that big of a threat really. We're talking Super missiles at her best. I don't think they'd really bother the Lich King.

She can run at like mach 17 and can destroy structures harder than Titanium easily.

Originally posted by NemeBro
She can run at like mach 17 and can destroy structures harder than Titanium easily.
If she's so good why does she lose everything before the start of every Metroid game. 😛

YouTube video

See about 1:50 for Sonic's wanky transformation.

Wank, wank, wank, wank... Jizz in my pants.

Wouldn't Knuckles be able to beat Kratos?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Wouldn't Knuckles be able to beat Kratos?
What... With his gliding powers? Hahahaha.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Wouldn't Knuckles be able to beat Kratos?
How exactly would he manage that?

I don't know. That's why it was a question.

I just thought he was incredibly strong and great at H2H or something. I've only played one Sonic game in my life. Am not a fan.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I don't know. That's why it was a question.

I just thought he was incredibly strong and great at H2H or something. I've only played one Sonic game in my life. Am not a fan.

No one in the Sonic Franchise is as amazing as people are making out. Let alone Knuckles... He's easily my favourite character but he's certainly not the best.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
While Supersonic is destroying the Lich King... Kratos has Amy Rose bent over. With Tails and Knuckles' heads stuck on each of his sword things... Laughing at how stupid Sonic looks while transforming into Super Sonic (see Sonic Adventure 2... the wanking scene as I like to call it)

Samus isn't that big of a threat really. We're talking Super missiles at her best. I don't think they'd really bother the Lich King.

Amy Rose? Kratos has far higher standards.

She has a weapon that can fire blasts that are close to Absolute-Zero, or something like that, I think. Some of her suits & weapons are really powerful.
Super missiles is hardly all she has.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Wouldn't Knuckles be able to beat Kratos?

From the main 'hero' side, I doubt anyone but Shadow could hope to stand a chance against base Kratos. So Knuckles would probably get ripped in half, despite him being badass and all. excellent

Super Forms are a much different story though.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Amy Rose? Kratos has far higher standards.

She has a weapon that can fire blasts that are close to Absolute-Zero, or something like that, I think. Some of her suits & weapons are really powerful.
Super missiles is hardly all she has.

From the main 'hero' side, I doubt anyone but Shadow could hope to stand a chance against base Kratos. So Knuckles would probably get ripped in half, despite him being badass and all. excellent

Super Forms are a much different story though.

I've played Super Metroid (Samus at her peak).... The Super Missiles are the best she has... Hence the reason they are consumable. Otherwise that's simply all anyone would use.

On the Amy Rose front... He's not raping her because he finds her attractive... He's raping her because he can.

Except that Demonic Phoenix is right that her Ice Beam hits close to absolute zero. And I assume her Plasma Beam gets a similar level of uberness with it's heat.

Power Beam hits ghosts, Wave Beam was some incredible amount of electricity in a single shot and etc in other things.

Edit: I had DP called "Dark Phoenix." Dunno how I got that there.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Except that Demonic Phoenix is right that her Ice Beam hits close to absolute zero. And I assume her Plasma Beam gets a similar level of uberness with it's heat.

Power Beam hits ghosts, Wave Beam was some incredible amount of electricity in a single shot and etc in other things.

Edit: I had DP called "Dark Phoenix." Dunno how I got that there.

And yet... The Super Missiles are the better weapon in the games... In the Prime series it uses the beam and 5 missiles... and in Super Metroid and such they are their own consumable items, more powerful than any of her beams.

And they couldn't take down the Lich King.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
And yet... The Super Missiles are the better weapon in the games... In the Prime series it uses the beam and 5 missiles... and in Super Metroid and such they are their own consumable items more powerful than any of her beams.
... I must confess I am not sure what point you are trying to make. 😐

Originally posted by NemeBro
... I must confess I am not sure what point you are trying to make. 😐
Look at the edit then.

I don't believe that the missiles are a form of energy produced by the suit, like all her beam weapons are. But I could be wrong.

If I am not, that would explain why they are consumable. Simply being consumable does not mean they are better anyway.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I don't believe that the missiles are a form of energy produced by the suit, like all her beam weapons are. But I could be wrong.

If I am not, that would explain why they are consumable. Simply being consumable does not mean they are better anyway.

They are consumable because the game would be broken if they weren't....

Which kinda means nothing for it's power level.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Which kinda means nothing for it's power level.
Yes it does. It means everything. It's video game logic. The strongest weapons always have a more sparse ammo supply. (In any well balanced game)... ((which Metroid is))