Riddick Vs Hit-Girl!!!!1111!!!!1

Started by Robtard4 pages

Riddick Vs Hit-Girl!!!!1111!!!!1

Fight takes place in the Crematorium prison, the entire facility. Neither has knowledge of the prison's layout and they start on opposite ends.

Riddick - A mixture of the blades he's used, totaling 6, his goggles and a teacup.

Hit-Girl - Her twin guns (2 clips each), glaive, cable-knife, double butterfly knives and night-vision goggles.

Stalking/fight begins!

HG stomps shes unbeatable with her gun and agility feats.

MOARRR.

Well, according to the arguments displayed by KMC's resident harasser of Nam vets, RJ, Hit Girl should curbstomp

😆

WTF?

Thread made me lulz.

This is like dividing by zero.

Okay, I'll play for real: Riddick wins because he can move like the flash: Dark Fury! dur

Failamon. Riddick in DF is essentially a different character, Riddick isn't Flash-fast and his arms can't stretch like Rubberband Man.

Boom Baby reference, Rob? Nicely done. 👆

Riddick out manuevres and throws a knife in her her back.

HG, as much as I have a disliking for her she takes Riddick down...unless Riddick can find a way of sneaking up on her mhmm He is very good at stealth as we saw in Pitch black and Chronicles of Riddick, don't remember much of Dark Fury

Hmm, I'll take the bait.

Let's see. Lights? No lights? Nice gimp on Riddick, BTW. He knows the prison in the movies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hmm, I'll take the bait.

Let's see. Lights? No lights? Nice gimp on Riddick, BTW. He knows the prison in the movies.

Parts of the prison had lights on, some parts didn't; some parts were dim, iirc

Making a neutral fighting area isn't a gimp. But if it makes you feel better, let's just say it's like the Crematorium prison, but it's not, areas are moved around.

You gave HG guns, dude. She stomps with guns. And remember, I am the ultimate Riddick fanboy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You gave HG guns, dude. She stomps with guns. And remember, I am the ultimate Riddick fanboy.

Didn't you argue for Riddick in another thread and state that he faced gunmen before?

No, you're the ultimate Harry Potter fanboy. But that's another matter.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, you're the ultimate Harry Potter fanboy.

And the ultimate McClane fanboy
And the ultimate Fight Club fanboy
And the ultimate Big Lebowski fanboy
And the ultimate Hit-Girl fanboy.........

Originally posted by Robtard
Didn't you argue for Riddick in another thread and state that he faced gunmen before?

No, you're the ultimate Harry Potter fanboy. But that's another thread.

The HP thing was a phase haermm

Riddick faced shit mercs. In the scene where HG rescues BD, there's one 1-2 second scene that shows what a good shot HG is.

Originally posted by Lestov16
And the ultimate McClane fanboy
And the ultimate Fight Club fanboy
And the ultimate Big Lebowski fanboy
And the ultimate Hit-Girl fanboy.........

Lebowshism isn't fanboyism, it's a life-style.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lebowshism isn't fanboyism, it's a life-style.

I dig it 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The HP thing was a phase haermm

Riddick faced shit mercs. In the scene where HG rescues BD, there's one 1-2 second scene that shows what a good shot HG is.

We'll see, we'll see.

And the Necromongers.

She also missed a lot, at least in that hallway scene. The scene where she was using her night-vision, doesn't really show he gun talents, as she was shooting blind men.

Originally posted by Robtard
We'll see, we'll see.

And the Necromongers.

She also missed a lot, at least in that hallway scene. The scene where she was using her night-vision, doesn't really show he gun talents, as she was shooting blind men.

Lemmee find the vid, brb:

Good on RJ for taking this like a champ: he's a good man.

Here, FF to :40

YouTube video

Right after HG reloads, she caps the guy in front of her twice. Then at :45, there's a guy off to her right. She raises her gun and fires in one fluid motion, the bullet travels through all those metal cross beams, and hits the guy in the head while he is on the run.

That, my friend, is uber marksmanship. She didn't even really aim, it was more like reflex and instincts.