Riddick Vs Hit-Girl!!!!1111!!!!1

Started by Robtard4 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never said that, but HG is trained not to leave her back exposed. Did I mention she has guns?

Yeah, I covered that.

Did I mention Riddick has faced gunmen before?

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, I covered that.

Did I mention Riddick has faced gunmen before?

Did I mention HG is faster than Riddick? Has guns? Is every bit as good as throwing knives as he is? Has guns? Can dodge bullets?

Originally posted by Robtard
He's got his teacup too, don't rule that out.

i haven't 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No more than he would hear the bullet that penetrates his skull.

i'm sure if hit girl will get the chance too

OK, Let's talk about stealth feats.

Riddick kills Grue....
I don't see Hit Girl replicating that feat

In a movie?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Stop. Her being able to make that shot is an uber feat.

No it's not. Professional practical shooters are faster and more accurate than HG is. This HG love fest needs to end. Everyone all over HG needs to drink a large dose of reality and chill the **** out about her.

Also, I have math that make HG NOT a bullet dodger. Will that **** up your HG fest? Will that ruin everything in your eyes or do you want to continue this HG wanking? I'll leave things be, which includes your ego, but if you push it, I'll ruin HG for vs. debates.

Do it, DDM.

This really needs to end.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No it's not. Professional practical shooters are faster and more accurate than HG is. This HG love fest needs to end. Everyone all over HG needs to drink a large dose of reality and chill the **** out about her.

Also, I have math that make HG NOT a bullet dodger. Will that **** up your HG fest? Will that ruin everything in your eyes or do you want to continue this HG wanking? I'll leave things be, which includes your ego, but if you push it, I'll ruin HG for vs. debates.

Wow, all this over an mvf thread. Lame, dude, lame.

Figure away. Bring the math, it'll fit right in with your incredible OCD. The moment you bring math and science into an mvf thread, you have achieved epic fail. But hey, if your taste for John Prestons semen is that intense, go ahead, deflate my ego. 🙄

Think bout this: You'd rather buy into a fictional gun martial art than accept than accept the fact that HG is badass. facepalm

BTW: Yes, this is me pushing you and kicking sand in your face.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Also, I have math that make HG NOT a bullet dodger.

Bring it. Bring the math, bring it all. This vid trumps all that:

YouTube video

1:18...dude fires twice, HG moves her head to the left AFTER he fires, dodges both bullets. You can see the bullet trail where her head was.

1:28......another dude fires. HG moves her head to the left again, dodging the bullet AFTER it was fired.

Now, WHY does this vid trump all of your mathematical figuring?

Originally posted by Impediment

The MVF Golden Rule:[b]What is seen on screen is canon in these forums. If your character you wish to use has feats/actions/handicaps that contradict what that character did on screen (movie canon), then it is a violation and is illegal. MOVIE FEATS ONLY!

-Impediment [/B]

All that's left to say is BOOM. This is just the tip of the iceberg, I got tons more. You claim to prove HG can't dodge bullets? I'll return the favor tenfold and prove Gun Kata, in a modern day gunfight (like the one in the vid), is a joke and as useless as wet toilet paper.

Waiting........

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wow, all this over an mvf thread. Lame, dude, lame.

Figure away. Bring the math, it'll fit right in with your incredible OCD. The moment you bring math and science into an mvf thread, you have achieved epic fail. But hey, if your taste for John Prestons semen is that intense, go ahead, deflate my ego. 🙄

Think bout this: You'd rather buy into a fictional gun martial art than accept than accept the fact that HG is badass. facepalm

BTW: Yes, this is me pushing you and kicking sand in your face.

Just noticed this post...

Woah woah woah...

You've really gone over the line.

I'm not the one posting pages and pages and pages of the same recycled arguments against every single poster that visits the MVF. "All of this over ..." Really? I mean, really? I barely post anything and it turns into "all of this over a MVF thread..."

And I'm OCD about math? I guess that proves that you don't know what OCD is. And it becomes clear that the reason for you whining is you think this has anything to do with John Preston: it doesn't. This is about HG and the HG wanking that has gone overboard. But, obviously, you got butthurt over the failed thread idea of putting John Preston against HG and when everyone showed you why it was a silly and lame matchup, you got buthurt. That's quite a cyclic story, here in the MVF, for you.

And, to your last troll comment: I think I WILL do the math and send it to those wanting to know, via PM. I'll skip you, of course. 😬

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bring it. Bring the math, bring it all. This vid trumps all that:

YouTube video

1:18...dude fires twice, HG moves her head to the left AFTER he fires, dodges both bullets. You can see the bullet trail where her head was.

1:28......another dude fires. HG moves her head to the left again, dodging the bullet AFTER it was fired.

Now, WHY does this vid trump all of your mathematical figuring?

All that's left to say is BOOM. This is just the tip of the iceberg, I got tons more. You claim to prove HG can't dodge bullets? I'll return the favor tenfold and prove Gun Kata, in a modern day gunfight (like the one in the vid), is a joke and as useless as wet toilet paper.

Waiting........

Yeah, I'm completely aware of your HG fanboyism. But my angle/take on the facts, completely nulls your idea about her dodging those bullets.

You'll see. You'll hate it.

And the Golden Rule is really what wrecks your here. It will actually work against you. You'll see.

Alright. Just got done watching Kick-Ass (great movie BTW).
As impressive as Hit Girl was, I don't see her taking this. Riddick is too fast, and as soon as he gets in close (and he will), she will get the beatdown of her life

Originally posted by dadudemon
Just noticed this post...

Woah woah woah...

You've really gone over the line.

I'm not the one posting pages and pages and pages of the same recycled arguments against every single poster that visits the MVF. "All of this over ..." Really? I mean, really? I barely post anything and it turns into "all of this over a MVF thread..."

And I'm OCD about math? I guess that proves that you don't know what OCD is. And it becomes clear that the reason for you whining is you think this has anything to do with John Preston: it doesn't. This is about HG and the HG wanking that has gone overboard. But, obviously, you got butthurt over the failed thread idea of putting John Preston against HG and when everyone showed you why it was a silly and lame matchup, you got buthurt. That's quite a cyclic story, here in the MVF, for you.

And, to your last troll comment: I think I WILL do the math and send it to those wanting to know, via PM. I'll skip you, of course. 😬

Yeah, I'm completely aware of your HG fanboyism. But my angle/take on the facts, completely nulls your idea about her dodging those bullets.

You'll see. You'll hate it.

And the Golden Rule is really what wrecks your here. It will actually work against you. You'll see.

"You'll see!!!!! Big guns!!!! Weeeeheheheheheeeee!!!"

Bring it. Stop yakking about it, bring the math. I'm sure your numbers will be dead on, but the bottom line is that actual movie footage trumps everything else. Yes, including your precious facts and figures.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Bring it. Stop yakking about it, bring the math. I'm sure your numbers will be dead on, but the bottom line is that actual movie footage trumps everything else. Yes, including your precious facts and figures.

Don't you see this as epic hypocrisy?

You're saying no matter what he post and how mathematically correct it is (ie logical), you'll invoke the "screen-feats rule" as a trump. Yet you'll ignore Preston's because they're illogical; never mind his screen-feats.

Can't have it both was, RJ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"You'll see!!!!! Big guns!!!! Weeeeheheheheheeeee!!!"

Bring it. Stop yakking about it, bring the math. I'm sure your numbers will be dead on, but the bottom line is that actual movie footage trumps everything else. Yes, including your precious facts and figures.

No, you're missing it, again: the numbers will not contradict what was seen on screen, but rather, they will contradict your faulty and fanboyish interpretation of what was seen on screen.

And, no, I'm not bringing. I won't post it on the forums. I'll send it to others.

Originally posted by Robtard
Don't you see this as epic hypocrisy?

You're saying no matter what he post and how mathematically correct it is (ie logical), you'll invoke the "screen-feats rule" as a trump. Yet you'll ignore Preston's because they're illogical; never mind his screen-feats.

Can't have it both was, RJ.

MVF rule #7 is what we go by, dude.

Yes, Preston's feats are way out there, but I acknowledge them. I have never, not once, discredited his feats. What have I ignored? Break it down.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, you're missing it, again: the numbers will not contradict what was seen on screen, but rather, they will contradict your faulty and fanboyish interpretation of what was seen on screen.

And, no, I'm not bringing. I won't post it on the forums. I'll send it to others.

Mhm, sure. Do what you do best. I think I'll go ahead and discredit Gun Kata while I'm at it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
MVF rule #7 is what we go by, dude.

Yes, Preston's feats are way out there, but I acknowledge them. I have never, not once, discredited his feats. What have I ignored? Break it down.

Yeah, I agree; that's the point.

Question is, why did you say this, implying that you're not accepting Preston's feats due to them being "illogical"?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I argued for Preston against Gibson in another thread here (I swear this thread was done already), but Placidity opened my eyes to the fact that Gun Kata works only in Preston's universe, where the shooters are inept morons.

Well, I stated it, and he took it, ran with it, elaborated on it, and I was like "Damn..." haermm

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, I agree; that's the point.

Question is, why did you say this, implying that you're not accepting Preston's feats due to them being "illogical"?

If you agree, all the math in the world is trumped by the rule.

In the HG/Preston thread, I said that Gun Kata only works well in Prestons universe. Placidity picked it up and ran with it, opened my eyes to it. I already said this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If you agree, all the math in the world is trumped by the rule.

In the HG/Preston thread, I said that Gun Kata only works well in Prestons universe. Placidity picked it up and ran with it, opened my eyes to it. I already said this.

I do and that same rule trumps the "only in their universe" angle that has tried to be weaseled in.

Okay, then Hit-Girl can only dodge bullets that are fired by goons in her universe. Same rational.

Though I think this is a lame argument to use on both sides, for reasons stated.