"I have a secret..."

OK, so you are on a first date with a guy/girl (depending on your sexual preference) that you are really attracted to, and out of the blue, he/she says to you "I have a secret", and they smile at you, waiting for you to take the bait and ask what the secret is.

Now....What would be the worst possible secret he/she lays on you?

Also, what would be the best secret he/she lays on you?

i'm a man or was a man....i have aids....

i like to have three some i can bring my hot @$$ sister, cousin or even mom whenever you want.

or i am a millionaire and i want to marry you and have your baby and be your sugar momma

Worst: "I worship the devil"

Best: "My best friend is Milla Jovovich and she is always up for a threesome with whoever I am dating"

(On a date with a guy)

Worst: "I'm gay"
Best: "I love preforming oral sex"

(With a girl)

Worst: "I'm a hooker"
Best: "I love preforming oral sex"

droolio

WIN!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Worst: "I worship the devil"

So you'd rather go on a date with a disease ridden tranny than some Satanist? You're odd.

Worst: "I like (insert various popular movies/music/book series here)"

Best: "I'm a Zappa fan"

Originally posted by Robtard
So you'd rather go on a date with a disease ridden tranny than some Satanist? You're odd.

Disease ridden tranny trumps devil worshipping, good call.

Worst: "I'm a devout Mormon."

Best: "Lets go to my house for dessert, I'm down for anything you can think of."

Wosrt: I'm that girl you dumped over the phone all those years ago, n now you're gonna pay!!

Best: I masturbate over your pictures on facebook.

For a girl to say that, is pretty awesome, I think.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Best: I bate over your pictures on facebook.

For a girl to say that, is pretty awesome, I think.

You sure about that? There's some people out there...

Originally posted by dadudemon
You sure about that? There's some people out there...

I wouldn't be on a date with them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Worst: "I worship the devil"

Best: "My best friend is Milla Jovovich and she is always up for a threesome with whoever I am dating"

...but you're the one who told me that you got at least a BJ from a witch not too long ago.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You sure about that? There's some people out there...

I'd hit it tongue12...

After a scrub down.

You just know they were on Jerry Springer some time a go

Originally posted by steverules_2
You just know they were on Jerry Springer some time a go

😂 Nuh uh not true!

Originally posted by ~Bun Bun~
I'd hit it tongue12...

After a scrub down.

You'd have to roll them in flour and look for the wet-spot.

Best: "The checks on me"

Worst "I spit in your coke."

Originally posted by LanceWindu
...but you're the one who told me that you got at least a BJ from a witch not too long ago.

Never said I wouldn't **** the devil worshipper, did I?