"I have a secret..."

Worst: I'm a pro-life, vegan, anti-smoking/alcohol, pro-creation, PETA member who loves all of Matthew McConaughey's movies and voted for Barack Obama solely because he's black.

Best: I like to give Blumpkins to men with speech impediments.

Worst: "I am your father."

Best: "I'm Princess Leia."

Originally posted by Impediment
Worst: I'm a pro-life, vegan, anti-smoking/alcohol, pro-creation, PETA member who loves all of Matthew McConaughey's movies and voted for Barack Obama solely because he's black.

Best: I like to give Blumpkins to men with speech impediments.

You know what? **** it, I'm gonna go with that too. Even though I don't have a speech impediment.

Worst: "Not only do I have both male and female genitalia, but I am your old childhood friend, Rodney."

Best: "I want you in my va jay jay constantly." -Keira Knightly

Worst: *Insert Wookiee growl here*

Best: "I make a million USD a year."

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
Best: "I want you in my va jay jay constantly." -Keira Knightly

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It gets old after a while, trust me.