Biggest douche bag

Started by Black bolt z8 pages

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Give me a lineup and i'll make the thread.
Seriously.I will.

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Doom scores pretty high for both douchebaggery and crybabyness btw

Originally posted by King Castle
but can he read a computer screen?
all he would nee to do is sit a vibrator on the monitor.

Originally posted by Mshinu
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Doom scores pretty high for both douchebaggery and crybabyness btw.

That link didn't work.

the shoes and commercials. i dont know what you are referencing with sneakers.

again i am asking can he sense the letters and the digital images?

i remember an old thread about Daredevil fan facts.

written by lunacyde

FB Daredevil - Vance this one is for you!

Super Hearing - Can hear a daisy hiccup in the middle of madagascar...from the Moon.

Super Smell - So powerful he can smell a rainbow.

Super Touch - Can actually feel the light of a flashlight on his back...from a mile away.

Radar Sense - He can actually tell peoples skin color it's so accute.

Super sight - Yea, he is blind and he can still see!

Super strength - Can flip a trolley car with his middle finger and punch out a Tyrannasaurus Rex.

Super acrobatics - can actually defy physics and change direction/levitate in midair.

Super Martial Arts- Can punch 67,363,039,321 people before they collectively blink.

Super Pressure Points- Can bring down a planet sized Krakken with one well placed pressure point strike.

Superspeed - Can put some pop tarts in the toaster...run back in time to the DC Universe, and Krypton before it was destroyed...kick Jor-El in the face and ...and run back before the toaster pops.

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/fanboy-spider-man-vs-fanboy-wolverine/376395/?page=2

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/gen-discussion/1/fanboy-feats/380313/?page=4

Originally posted by King Castle
again i am asking can he sense the letters and the digital images?

He senses the faint impressions of ink on a printed page. It was revealed almost on the beginning of his career.

About the digital images... I dunno. I do recall him actually seeing one... perhaps the writer forgot Matt was blind.

Originally posted by King Castle
the shoes and commercials. i dont know what you are referencing with sneakers.
A movie.

Cassidy from Preacher is comics biggest douchbag.

Osbourne sold illegal drugs and prostitution to help fund HAMMER.

Is douche bag synonymous with jerk or *******? Because in my mind a d-bag is like a frat boy loser who uses a crop duster to put on his copious amounts of axe body spray, has a paper thin chin strap, flips the collars of all his shirts (which are two sizes to small) up and has a collection of beer bottles on a shelf in his room.

The closest thing to d-bag in comics is Gambit... and maybe Boostergold and Wonderman.

Oh Wonderman is an excellent choice.

Mojo... What kind of douche turns people into babies and fails to beat them.

Pssssh, Trauma is a pretty big douche in my opinion. I mean he's actually one of my favorite characters but c'mon...always showing people their worst fears...that's just mean....I mean his dad Nightmare is already pretty much a douche, tormenting humans by bringing them to his realm during their times of slumber, prancing around his realm on his black unicorn..meh that's kinda stylish..he gets points for that.

Wait. Maybe he's just trying to make them FACE their fears to become stronger and better off in life 😄...That isn't Douchey..that's damn genius! I take my first statement back. He's a great great man.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
True.But he can't see other people.He has super heigtened senses but hes still goddamn blind. Mabye
Yes he can see other people his radar sense allows him to.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Because in my mind a d-bag is like a frat boy loser who uses a crop duster to put on his copious amounts of axe body spray, has a paper thin chin strap, flips the collars of all his shirts (which are two sizes to small) up and has a collection of beer bottles on a shelf in his room.
And what exactly is wrong with any of that?

crackers

Pym is a big time douche.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
And what exactly is wrong with any of that?

crackers

Nothing... provided you don't mind being a d-bag.

Originally posted by Mshinu
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Doom scores pretty high for both douchebaggery and crybabyness btw

hahaha.

Originally posted by SamZED
That was never an issue with Adam and Eve. ✅
I disagree, do me a favor, go out into a city take a look at the people there and rethink what you said.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Nothing... provided you don't mind being a d-bag.
biscuits

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Is douche bag synonymous with jerk or *******? Because in my mind a d-bag is like a frat boy loser who uses a crop duster to put on his copious amounts of axe body spray, has a paper thin chin strap, flips the collars of all his shirts (which are two sizes to small) up and has a collection of beer bottles on a shelf in his room.

The closest thing to d-bag in comics is Gambit... and maybe Boostergold and Wonderman.

Booster doesn't fall in to that category.