Iran vs. Israel

Started by roughrider4 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
Will start in China. /fact

Then we're screwed. No one on the Korean front lines in the 1950's will forget Chinese wave infantry storming in. Now imagine it's zombie infantry... 😈

Originally posted by roughrider
Then we're screwed. No one on the Korean front lines in the 1950's will forget Chinese wave infantry storming in. Now imagine it's zombie infantry... 😈

Chinese will use nukes on themselves once an area gets to infested.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hate all you want on Israel, but it'll be one of the safest places when the Zombie Apocalypse happens.
Why is that?

Originally posted by 753
Why is that?

They've got the mean to withdraw within themselves quickly, build barriers, most citizens have military training and when your back's to an ocean and you can't run, you fight tooth and nail.

Zombie horde doesn't have a chance against those wacky Jews.

Originally posted by Robtard
They've got the mean to withdraw within themselves quickly, build barriers, most citizens have military training and when your back's to an ocean and you can't run, you fight tooth and nail.

Zombie horde doesn't have a chance against those wacky Jews.

What if it's zombie jesus coming back for revenge?

Originally posted by Robtard
They've got the mean to withdraw within themselves quickly, build barriers, most citizens have military training and when your back's to an ocean and you can't run, you fight tooth and nail.

Zombie horde doesn't have a chance against those wacky Jews.


But you have to watch out for the Jewish Civil War that will inevitably happen. It's safer to go to Cuba.

About what kind of Zombies are we talking here? Classic Zombies (Undead) or the new infected ones that can run?

The jewtremist won't be a problem for the IDF, sure they'll be bloodshed, but that's second-nature in Israel.

True, but it's filled with Cubans.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
About what kind of Zombies are we talking here? Classic Zombies (Undead) or the new infected ones that can run?

Undead or course. That infected runners shit is pure BS.

Agreed, they are ****ing corpses

Originally posted by Robtard
The jewtremist won't be a problem for the IDF, sure they'll be bloodshed, but that's second-nature in Israel.

True, but it's filled with Cubans.


Touche. The rest of the Caribbean islands aren't a problem. No Jew Terrorists. Or Cubans.

Originally posted by Robtard
They've got the mean to withdraw within themselves quickly, build barriers, most citizens have military training and when your back's to an ocean and you can't run, you fight tooth and nail.
Wouldn't Switzerland also be kinda safe? All that military training and mountain view.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Wouldn't Switzerland also be kinda safe? All that military training and mountain view.

Hmmm, the Plateau and the cold would help, as zombies can't easily traverse rocky/mountainous areas and they easily freeze. But there would be German, Italian, French and Austrian zombies potentially coming from most angles. Land-locked also means there's no option for a last ditch boat escape.

All in all, I'd say it'd be a decent to good place to make a stand, especially if you're prepared for the cold and have some survival knowledge.

I dunno. If you're busy fighting zombies you want to eliminate as many adding elements as possible. I'd probably choose to fight them in a place like Japan or something. The Japs at least have robots you could use to help you.

True, but Japanese Zombies are awful. Second or third worst next to Nazi Zombies and Rage Zombies.

Japan got gundams, it would ruin the fun.

Strike Zombie, launching!

Let them kill each other.

Killing Nazi zombies would be the ultimate fun though. The Jap zombies you gotta just be smart around you know? Set your robots up accordingly and take sniper positions you'll be fine. Plus the food you'll have to survive on is healthy too. So it works out pretty good.

Originally posted by 753
USA has never actually sent troops to fight in the israeli wars, their support is financial and political.

The UN as a whole would not intervene on Israel's behalf. The wsc is unlikely to get anything out on the matter, other than calls for peace and an end to hostilities.


so, never?