The Joker is a master planer, edward is not made of rock, he can be killed, decapitated him and he die, if you have any problem the joker makes other vampires kill edward, i mean, from what i saw that imitation of Drusilla and darla is assembling an army but the joker would sertainly make them kneel, also he only need to kidnap Bella or use Jacob to kill edward, it's very simple, the joker would easily find a way to put his plan into moton.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz the Joker has absolutely zero chance here.
You sure about that? Read the OP, Joker could easily pull this off going from TDK feats.
He has access to:
Disguises
Explosives
Men/lunatics ready to die for him
Him sending in a goon or two in cop disguises with shit-loads of C4 hidden under their clothes and up their asses; then having them go Islamic-Jihad in Edwards or Jacobs residences isn't beyond reason. Could completely level the house and everything in it.
See, I just "pwned" all over your face again.
Originally posted by Robtard
You sure about that? Read the OP, Joker could easily pull this off going from TDK feats.He has access to:
Disguises
Explosives
Men/lunatics ready to die for himHim sending in a goon or two in cop disguises with shit-loads of C4 hidden under their clothes and up their asses; then having them go Islamic-Jihad in Edwards or Jacobs residences isn't beyond reason. Could completely level the house and everything in it.
See, I just "pwned" all over your face again.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Alice_Cullen
This is Edward, Jacob and Bella, as per the OP. So that wannabe Force-Sight emo isn't in here.
"Oh yeeeeeaaaahhhh!" - Kool-Aid Man
Originally posted by Robtardhaermm Now who's scripting?
Ding Dong*Door Opens*
Edward: "Hello officers, what can I do for you?"
Goon 1: "Joker sends his regards."
*click* *Boooooooooooooooooooooom!*
/THE END
Look up the Mohs scale of hardness, dude. Granite is one of the strongest naturally occurring materials on earth, measuring an eight out of ten on Mohs hardness scale. To give you an idea of granite’s strength, diamonds, the hardest natural material, are required to cut, shape and polish granite. You really think a bomb is gonna blow Edward to pieces? Think again. The only way to kill a Twivamp is to rip them apart and burn them. No bomb that the Joker used is gonna do that. No RPG is gonna do that. Hell, the RPG didn't even blow the Tumbler to bits.
Bella dies. Jacob dies. Edward dusts himself off, kills the messenger, hunts the Joker down, and rips him apart.
The end.
Originally posted by Impediment
Again, Joker, with adequate prep, kills.Screen feats show him to be a master planner/organizer.
yes the joker is an excellent planner, however ed reads minds so it doesn't matter what the joker is planning...
bullets won't do anything to ed. jacob in his human form may go down to bullets although jacob'll transform pretty quickly
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Brucie is right.
i am the knower of all things... lolololol
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Now who's scripting?Look up the Mohs scale of hardness, dude. Granite is one of the strongest naturally occurring materials on earth, measuring an eight out of ten on Mohs hardness scale. To give you an idea of granite’s strength, diamonds, the hardest natural material, are required to cut, shape and polish granite. You really think a bomb is gonna blow Edward to pieces? Think again. The only way to kill a Twivamp is to rip them apart and burn them. No bomb that the Joker used is gonna do that. No RPG is gonna do that. Hell, the RPG didn't even blow the Tumbler to bits.
Bella dies. Jacob dies. Edward dusts himself off, kills the messenger, hunts the Joker down, and rips him apart.
The end.
C4 > a man-boy made of granite. He's thin, like a statue, not some block.
Ring the bell, wait for answer. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.