Originally posted by RobtardProve C4 destroys Ed. Prove it.
C4 > a man-boy made of granite. He's thin, like a statue, not some block.Ring the bell, wait for answer. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
You can't. It won't.
So STFU.
Originally posted by Robtard
Disguise should buy enough time for suicide-goon to go boom. Don't think Edward is in a constant state of mind reading, is he.
I'm not sure. That's why I asked if Ed/Jacob is aware of the threat.
Bruce says it doesn't matter, but of course it does.
If they know about some kind of danger, then Jacob will be guarding the house from outside in wolf form, and no one will sneak in within a few hundred meters without Jacob or Edward picking them up with their supersenses or telepathy.
Originally posted by Placidity
I'm not sure. That's why I asked if Ed/Jacob is aware of the threat.Bruce says it doesn't matter, but of course it does.
If they know about some kind of danger, then Jacob will be guarding the house from outside in wolf form, and no one will sneak in within a few hundred meters without Jacob or Edward picking them up with their supersenses or telepathy.
If they know the Joker is coming, then it's probably a no contest. I assumed they didn't, for obvious reasons.
I'm having a hard time seeing C4 blow up a vampire. Unless they wedge it in somewhere (their asscheeks, under their arm, etc), I don't see them getting blown up.
Plop some TNT on some granite and watch nothing happen. 😐
Plop it INSIDE of granite and watch it explode.
So unless we get some sort of "wedging" C4/granite will do nothing for us.
As far as a the thread goes, it's over about an hour after Joker decides to harm the Twivamps. However, as soon as the twivamps bite Joker, they may get so tired off of the ambien and xanax that it will cause them to pass out.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Once again, you must prove C4 would destroy Edward.Waiting......
Well, until you can produce Edward and we test it, so once againm, we'll just have to apply logic. While he's as hard as granite, he's also built frail looking and thin; C4 would break apart a statue that had arms no thicker round than a cucumber.
Originally posted by Robtard
Well, until you can produce Edward and we test it, so once againm, we'll just have to apply logic. While he's as hard as granite, he's also built frail looking and thin; C4 would break apart a statue that had arms no thicker round than a cucumber.
It takes two pounds of C4 to penetrate one foot of frozen ice.
The C4 will not DESTROY Edward, dude. It MIGHT cause some damage, but it is not going to blow him to pieces AND burn him. Anything less than blowing him to pieces and burning him is a flesh wound.
Not to mention he will read the guys mind as he approaches and be a hundred yards away before dude can detonate the C4. Read DDM's post, he's a Twilight authority.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It takes two pounds of C4 to penetrate one foot of frozen ice.The C4 will not DESTROY Edward, dude. It MIGHT cause some damage, but it is not going to blow him to pieces AND burn him. Anything less than blowing him to pieces and burning him is a flesh wound.
Not to mention he will read the guys mind as he approaches and be a hundred yards away before dude can detonate the C4. Read DDM's post, he's a Twilight authority.
Good thing the Joker is an excellent planner and doesn't do shit in the small.
Into pieces; that's good enough. If need be, Joker can send in more goons to poor gasoline aans strike a match on what's left over, for good measure.
So Edward's in a constant state of instantly mind reading everybody that rings his doorbell, mailmen, Mormons, Girl Scouts and such? Don't think that's in character, dude.
Originally posted by Robtard
Good thing the Joker is an excellent planner and doesn't do shit in the small.Into pieces; that's good enough. If need be, Joker can send in more goons to poor gasoline aans strike a match on what's left over, for good measure.
So Edward's in a constant state of instantly mind reading everybody that rings his doorbell, mailmen, Mormons, Girl Scouts and such? Don't think that's in character, dude.
Yeah, his planning was so epic that the people on the boats wtf pwned his ass, then Batman did the same.
You're missing the point, dude. When the bomber approaches, his thoughts will betray him. Edward will read them and either A: Kill the guy before he can detonate the C4, or B: Be 100 yards away before the C4 detonates.
And what DDM said: Plop some TNT on some granite and watch nothing happen.
The C4 will not even be on Edward.
Also, remember how fast Twivamps regen. When Felix slammed Edward into the stone floor, Edward was on his feet in a matter of seconds, fully healed. So if the blast blows Edward's arm off, he can still get to his feet and run to safety. The C4 will have to blow Edward into many pieces AND burn the remains in one fell swoop. Not gonna happen.
Third time now: Prove that C produces a powerful enough blast that it destroys granite. Stop tap dancing and prove it.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, his planning was so epic that the people on the boats wtf pwned his ass, then Batman did the same.You're missing the point, dude. When the bomber approaches, his thoughts will betray him. Edward will read them and either A: Kill the guy before he can detonate the C4, or B: Be 100 yards away before the C4 detonates.
And what DDM said: Plop some TNT on some granite and watch nothing happen.
The C4 will not even be on Edward.
Also, remember how fast Twivamps regen. When Felix slammed Edward into the stone floor, Edward was on his feet in a matter of seconds, fully healed. So if the blast blows Edward's arm off, he can still get to his feet and run to safety. The C4 will have to blow Edward into many pieces AND burn the remains in one fell swoop. Not gonna happen.
Third time now: Prove that C produces a powerful enough blast that it destroys granite. Stop tap dancing and prove it.
Did fail on the boat, he didn't count of Debo having a heart. Overall, his planning was excellent.
So he can see through doors now too? Wow.
A granite floor would be far more durable than a thin granite statue.
How's he going to run without a leg or two, dude?
Because it's a powerful explosive and Edward isn't some solid 5X5 block of it, arms, legs and neck, all thin.
Originally posted by Robtard
Did fail on the boat, he didn't count of Debo having a heart. Overall, his planning was excellent.So he can see through doors now too? Wow.
A granite floor would be far more durable than a thin granite statue.
How's he going to run without a leg or two, dude?
Because it's a powerful explosive and Edward isn't some solid 5X5 block of it, arms, legs and neck, all thin.
You're still not proving that C4 is powerful enough to blow Edward's legs off. This is where you prove C4 can blow Edward's legs off.
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proof
   /pruf/ Show Spelled[proof] Show IPA
–noun
1.
evidence sufficient to establish a thing as true, or to produce belief in its truth.
You have none.
Granite>>>C4.
Edward gets up, lol's, hunts down the Joker and kills him, indo story.
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm having a hard time seeing C4 blow up a vampire. Unless they wedge it in somewhere (their asscheeks, under their arm, etc), I don't see them getting blown up.Plop some TNT on some granite and watch nothing happen. 😐
Plop it INSIDE of granite and watch it explode.
So unless we get some sort of "wedging" C4/granite will do nothing for us.
As far as a the thread goes, it's over about an hour after Joker decides to harm the Twivamps. However, as soon as the twivamps bite Joker, they may get so tired off of the ambien and xanax that it will cause them to pass out.
/Thread.