I Fight Today...

Ahahaaha

Originally posted by StarCraft2
ROFL Ill do that when throwing a front push kick just like in the movie (messenger gets pushed front kick at the hole/abyss)

I used to get drunk and have brawls with random people, the brawls started mysteriously out of no where.

Only ended up in hospital once and can´t remember loosing apart from this event, being outnumbered 5 to1 and having someone attempting brain surgery on me with a broken glass didn´t help.

So quite a good record really, especially when you consider the fact that I´m a none aggressive nice person.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Thats a front snap kick...
🙄

Originally posted by StarCraft2
Participating in an MMA Tournament 10/3/10. 5 rounds 2 minutes each
No elbows no groin no bite no eye gouge no knees no headbutt and no soccer kicks on a down opponent no strikes on the back of the head or on the spinal cord. Results in disqualification.

time to increase my winning stats.

People in here should join MMA

Do you fight?

Did you win?

Originally posted by Bicnarok
having someone attempting brain surgery on me with a broken glass didn´t help.

Yeah sorry about that

Good luck in your fight, if it hasn't already happened.

Baseball bat>>>>MMA.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baseball bat>>>>MMA.

😠

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baseball bat>>>>MMA.

Don't even need that. Thumb to the eye followed with a jab to the throat >.

I'm sure an MMA fighter could handle himself against some schmo with a bat.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
I'm sure an MMA fighter could handle himself against some schmo with a bat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not me, I'd **** them up good. Fact.

What if you can't hit them? Like I highly doubt you could hit the guy in my signature. No one else can in fights.

Or somebody like Georges St. Pierre, he'd take you down and Ground N Pound you.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
What if you can't hit them? Like I highly doubt you could hit the guy in my signature. No one else can in fights.

Or somebody like Georges St. Pierre, he'd take you down and Ground N Pound you.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
I'm sure an MMA fighter could handle himself against some schmo with a bat.

RJ may be a fat-n-sloopy sad-sack, but he's a rather large fat-n-sloppy sad-sack, so one connect with a bat held in his greasy Dorrito-orange stained hands would put down most people.

Originally posted by Robtard
RJ may be a fat-n-sloopy sad-sack, but he's a rather large fat-n-sloppy sad-sack, so one connect with a bat held in his greasy Dorrito-orange stained hands would put down most people.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I lost 9 pounds ✅

Taking a dump doesn't count towards weight lose in the bigger scheme.

Originally posted by Robtard
Taking a dump doesn't count towards weight lose in the bigger scheme.

Originally posted by StarCraft2
Participating in an MMA Tournament 10/3/10. 5 rounds 2 minutes each
No elbows no groin no bite no eye gouge no knees no headbutt and no soccer kicks on a down opponent no strikes on the back of the head or on the spinal cord. Results in disqualification.

time to increase my winning stats.

People in here should join MMA

Do you fight?

Vid?

I hope he survived.