You walk into your house and see two 15grand an hour hookers and two bottles of

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Kinasin Restricted

You walk into your house and see two 15grand an hour hookers and two bottles of

Cristal on ice with a note that says enjoy........
What do you do????

Scythe The Goat

Ask to use the bathroom, then leave.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.
Originally posted by Scythe
Ask to use the bathroom, then leave.
Mairuzu Old School Cool

Wheres the weed

Dave_97 Party Dave

i cant afford this, So there really is only one thing to say.

B*tches Leave

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Make them do hard core lesbian stuff, film it, post it on youtube, get rich.

Kinasin Restricted

The chicks are free you don't have to pay they are just super high quality.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

With super high quality STD's.

Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by Kinasin
The chicks are free you don't have to pay they are just super high quality.
nothing good is free in life.
there is always a price.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Dave_97
nothing good is free in life.
there is always a price.
The STD's.

Kinasin Restricted

they take full std test right in front of you and come up negative for everything.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

take them to the hospital for AIDS test and leave them there

Kinasin Restricted

What if on your way there one of them cuts their arm and spray aids infected blood right into your eye and face.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
With super high quality STD's.

No, that means that they DON'T have STDs. Medium quality also means that same thing. It's just that these hookers are very very very good looking in addition to being clean.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, that means that they DON'T have STDs. Medium quality also means that same thing. It's just that these hookers are very very very good looking in addition to being clean.
I know, just fueling the stereotype.

Quincy Debaser

Well I can't exactly re-get aids.

Count me in....their vaginas.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

er....

Impediment Endless

I'd ban you, had I the option.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Me?

Dave_97 Party Dave

Originally posted by Kinasin
they take full std test right in front of you and come up negative for everything.
wouldnt that take some time?
im no expert but i think it takes like, a week to get the results back, Call me crazy, but if these bitches can work faster than hospitals, aren't they doing the wrong type of job? they could make some serious cash doing other jobs.

no no no, it's all too sketchy for my tastes.

i stick with my first idea, b*tches leave.

better safe than sorry.