Originally posted by Dave_97Indeed. There's always the band of the hand.
wouldnt that take some time?
im no expert but i think it takes like, a week to get the results back, Call me crazy, but if these bitches can work faster than hospitals, aren't they doing the wrong type of job? they could make some serious cash doing other jobs.no no no, it's all too sketchy for my tastes.
i stick with my first idea, b*tches leave.
better safe than sorry.
Originally posted by Kinasingiven that i dont know you well enough to trust you, and your avy is kind of sinister looking, im going to still decline this offer and tell the b*tches to leave.
For the sake of this thread I'm the person behind it and there is no con and no std's.
is it because im gay?
partly.
but mostly because i just dont trust the word of people i dont know well enough to even know the name of.
honestly, this could be some giant "lol@kmc users with their std's" april fools joke or something, Those women could have penises or something (in which case, maybe i'll tell them to stay a while and have some fun, because thats just what im into) but the point still stands.
i cant trust you, nor your b*tches.
so to recap. "B*tches Leave."
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNxi didn't get the nickname "Don T Litter" for nothing.
Oxygen is pretty good though
(Don T Litter = Don't Litter, just incase that wasnt clear)
Also, Don would be a great superhero for children, to teach them to help keep the planet alive, he'd be a lot like captain planet, only less gay.
he'd be manly, have a beard and beer belly, burly bastard.
mhm.
anyway, the cost is keeping our planet clean(and the trees alive), some are willing to pay that cost, others, not so much.
life is give and take.
and remember kids, Don T Litter says "Don't Litter"... or he'll kill your family.
funny story behind how Don came to be, it was 4am about 2 years ago, my buddy and i were standing outside a tim hortons drinking some much needed coffee and eating some tasty creamcheese bagels, and he threw his trash in a bin, a bin that said "Don't Litter" and as i was looking at that bin, shoveling creamcheese down my face, it hit me, i wiped my mouth and said "morl, houldn gom" then i finished chewing my food and downed it; then i said "joel, wouldn't Don T Litter be a great name for a superhero?" he looked back and said "f*ck this coffee is hot, what were you saying?" true story.
from then on i stopped littering, i put my trash in my pockets and throw it in a bin later.
... there isnt really a point to that story, i really just wanted to distract you while a man with a knife crept up behind you, Say hi to Bob.
i pay him to kill people, Hi Bob! batman_wave
Originally posted by Dave_97
given that i dont know you well enough to trust you, and your avy is kind of sinister looking, im going to still decline this offer and tell the b*tches to leave.is it because im gay?
partly.but mostly because i just dont trust the word of people i dont know well enough to even know the name of.
honestly, this could be some giant "lol@kmc users with their std's" april fools joke or something, Those women could have penises or something (in which case, maybe i'll tell them to stay a while and have some fun, because thats just what im into) but the point still stands.i cant trust you, nor your b*tches.
so to recap. "B*tches Leave."
Originally posted by Kinasin**** it, bring on the shock cables, i'll never talk! er... sleep with them i mean, i'll never sleep with them.
Ok as soon as you tell the bitches to leave 5 mercenaries come out of the darkness with ak 47's aimed at you and say sleep with the whores or we will torture you for 3 hours repeatedly until you decide to sleep with the whores, and drink the cristal.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Really now? Let's test that....I like having sex with women.
I hate the thought of a penis in my ass.
I hate the thought of eating someone elses poop.
I would never give Bardock head.
no you dont.
pretty sure you enjoy the thought.
no, you love it.
but you'd let him stick it in your pooper.