The Quest To Become A Black Belt (B J J)

Started by Robtard6 pages
Robtard Senor Member

That's your body telling you you're old.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

But his mind, his miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind is telling him yes. And no, it's not his body telling him he's old. It's his body telling him he's out of shape.

Robtard Senor Member

STFU, old man.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Right back atcha, codjer.

Robtard Senor Member

Honkey, please. I can still lift 90-95% of my own weight above my head.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

You must weigh 125 pounds.

Robtard Senor Member

Hahahaa; you must be thinking of the weight of your right ass-cheek.

170-175, chief.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I can lift that over my head in my sleep, babe.

Robtard Senor Member

Na.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Uh, yeah. I'd break you like a twig.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh, yeah. I'd break you like a twig.

Na. I'd just kick you between your saggy nuts; follow it with a head-butt to the bridge of your nose; that'd be the end of it.

Kaibs Oh Miley.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahahaa; you must be thinking of the weight of your right ass-cheek.

170-175, chief.

Hilarious.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Na. I'd just kick you between your saggy nuts; follow it with a head-butt to the bridge of your nose; that'd be the end of it.
K. But you'd still ruv me, yes?

StarCraft2 Restricted

I intensified my training. My Schedule/Training Per Day except Sunday.

45 minutes kickbox + 15 minutes Sparring under Kickboxing Rules

2 hours and 30 minutes Brazilian Jiu Jitsu + 30 minutes Sparring Grappling under BJJ rules

30 Minutes Wrestling + 30 Minutes Sparring Under MMA rules.

I take Ibuprofen + Banana + Gatorade for breakfast and QHS every night before sleep. to negate pain 24hrs

This may not be military style training but its how most fighters both amateur and pros train at the gym.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Right back atcha, codjer.
Originally posted by Robtard
Honkey, please. I can still lift 90-95% of my own weight above my head.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You must weigh 125 pounds.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can lift that over my head in my sleep, babe.
Originally posted by Robtard
Na.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh, yeah. I'd break you like a twig.
Originally posted by Robtard
Na. I'd just kick you between your saggy nuts; follow it with a head-butt to the bridge of your nose; that'd be the end of it.

My left Nut will beat the both of you.
and thats the Weaker one...

Bardock42 Junior Member

Lol, look at the oldies. Like you guys can even lift your canes.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Ahahaha.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

The older the bull.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

psh.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Bardock42
Lol, look at the oldies. Like you guys can even lift your canes.

I'll lift my cane right into your mouth and you'll love it.