King Kong versus the Hydes...

Started by Robtard5 pages

Kong stomps them, easy. Ape's fast, agile, strong and a master of fighting multiples while juggling around and keeping safe white-girls.

If all the Hydes have is their fists then they die.

They can use anything around them as weapons, obviously.

And Kong can use the smallest Hyde (Helsing) as a small club to pummel the other two to death if need be, though I don't think he'd need to, ape-power/speed should be enough to break bones and crush skulls.

Fun fact: Gorillas have one of the stronger bites in the animal kingdom.

Evil Hyde was smashing Hyde into stone pillars head first in LXG.

Kong tore apart T-Rexs and crushed their skulls. He was also able to shrug off T-Rex bites as if they were nothing more than a nuisance.

Kong's definitely faster and more agile than the two larger Hydes. I'd guess he's also stronger, that boulder be picked up with one arm wasn't small. Though I don't recall LXG all too well.

How tall/large were they anyways?

The Hydes were 7-8 feet, evil Hyde I am guessing about 10.

That's all?

It's a no contest then, Kong crushes.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's all?

It's a no contest then, Kong crushes.

It's not that simple, Rob. Any of the 3 Hydes were able to climb buildings like Spidey. All it takes is one to jump on Kong's back and start pounding on his head. If it's Evil Hyde? Shit, Kongs in trouble.

Kong took T-Tex bites without a problem, so he's not made of butter; a couple of small midgets (compared to him) punching his skull won't do shit. All he need do is roll (as he did) on his back and there goes that tactic.

Kong also can climb.

The Hydes are athletic and can climb buildings quickly.
If they can jump on his back they can shove a sharp metal pole though vitals. Archilles heel, eyes, throat. Very risky.

Old school TNT barrels would obviously do the trick.

Good lord, Kong's the ninja of apes and lives in a world where gigantic prehistoric animals with very large teeth try to snack on him. Three midgets aren't taking him down before they get turned to road-rash.

The biggest Hyde would barely come up to his chest, if we use Naomi in that pic as a unit of measure. He'd weight maybe half a ton, Kong's probably in the 50+ ton range, being conservative.

The "old school TNT barrels" was funny though.

I thought we already put this debate to rest lol.

No, Kong is being greatly underrated here. Dude was a total beast in Jackson's film, more so than any other Kong depicted so far. With the exception of the Kong in 'King Kong Vs. Godzilla.'

Think so? IDK I'll have to rewatch it I guess. But neither Kong competes with any Kong that was in a crossover. The Godzilla Kong we've already talked about of course.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, Kong is being greatly underrated here. Dude was a total beast in Jackson's film, more so than any other Kong depicted so far. With the exception of the Kong in 'King Kong Vs. Godzilla.'
Mhm, so much a beast that Nacho Libre took him out with some cheap perfume.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, so much a beast that Nacho Libre took him out with some cheap perfume.

You know PIS when you see it.

The pounding, tearing and smashing apart of four T-Rexs while protecting Naomi speaks for itself. That and the massive size difference, considering this would be little more than a slug-fest, as all four combatants are little more than brutes.

This is only part of the fight, but Kong's an MMA fool, punches, kicks, throws etc:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2Q4BB8nRg

Note at 1:29, that boulder Kong effortlessly picks up and slams would be larger and heavier than the largest Hyde.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, so much a beast that Nacho Libre took him out with some cheap perfume.

Hey! That perfume may be cheap, but it works. It gets all the girls to come into my home!

Originally posted by Robtard
You know PIS when you see it.

The pounding, tearing and smashing apart of four T-Rexs while protecting Naomi speaks for itself. That and the massive size difference, considering this would be little more than a slug-fest, as all four combatants are little more than brutes.

This is only part of the fight, but Kong's an MMA fool, punches, kicks, throws etc:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2Q4BB8nRg

Note at 1:29, that boulder Kong effortlessly picks up and slams would be larger and heavier than the largest Hyde.

Quote where I questioned Kong's strength.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Quote where I questioned Kong's strength.

The **** you talking about, quote where I said you said such a thing?

I'm posting why Kong would stomp here.