Daniel versus Dre...

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages

Daniel versus Dre...

Daniel, the original Karate Kid, versus Dre, the new Karate Kid.

No tournament here, it's an all out battle to the KO in the Cobra-Kai dojo. Who wins?

Daniel wins, he's older, and he had more resolve.

I meant to say Daniel after he wins the first tournament. His knee is fine, obviously.

I'm going with Dre. Faster, more agile, and didn't he like find his "Chi" at the end?

He's only faster and more agile because it was a newer film. Daniel was way more disciplined and had way more skill overall.

I don't think so, dude. Dre was flipping around like a padawan at the end. And new film or not, he was faster.

Daniel was disciplined in true Karate. Dre was taught Kung Fu, despite the title of the film.

Still, I can't say who wins, since I refuse to watch the "Kung Fu" Kid movie.

Originally posted by Impediment
Daniel was disciplined in true Karate. Dre was taught Kung Fu, despite the title of the film.

Still, I can't say who wins, since I refuse to watch the "Kung Fu" Kid movie.

It was horrible. So just save yourself the time and do something worth doing. Shit, even something not worth doing is better than that.

Dre is black and was trained by Jackie Chan. HA.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I don't think so, dude. Dre was flipping around like a padawan at the end. And new film or not, he was faster.

Flips mean squat when you've been knocked on the ground by a well disciplined kick because you were flipping around like a douche. Seriously, if you want to give your opponent an overwhelming advantage, start doing flips during a fight 😕

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the Kung Fu Kid LOL

with that said Daniel-San ftw

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Flips mean squat when you've been knocked on the ground by a well disciplined kick because you were flipping around like a douche. Seriously, if you want to give your opponent an overwhelming advantage, start doing flips during a fight 😕
As I said, Dre was more agile and faster than Daniel. Daniel never fought anyone like Dre before.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the Kung Fu Kid LOL

with that said Daniel-San ftw

Daniel wins via a slap across the face and Dre runs home crying. Dre is what, 10?

Why anyone would even think Dre could win. I just don't get it.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Why anyone would even think Dre could win. I just don't get it.

Cos RJ has a thing with over-blowing (hahaha) children characters in here.

Fool once argued that Harry Potter could take out Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine in a Vs fight. 'Fellatio assmorgus!'

Let's not revive the Harry Potter vs SW debate. It just does us no good.

and haha. Good one.

Well, considering that we now have rock solid evidence that a wizard can transform a Jedi into a cockroach in the blink of an eye, without uttering an incantation, yeah, let's let that debate RIP.

YouTube video

Bong.

And Dre is faster and more agile, man, Daniel never touches him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, considering that we now have rock solid evidence that a wizard can transform a Jedi into a cockroach in the blink of an eye, without uttering an incantation, yeah, let's let that debate RIP.

We do?

Originally posted by Robtard
We do?

Yeah I'm callin bullshit on that.

Originally posted by Robtard
We do?
It's right there in the vid I posted.

Not to mention when Death Eaters are half apparating, they are mere clouds of smoke, intangible.

Not to mention Voldemort can cast Fiendfyre and apparate away. This has all been covered. Wizards rape Jedi, all day, every day.